The Twelve Days of Gheorghemas: Day One

It's a yearly tradition for me to both delay the start of Gheorghemas due to procrastination AND make it all about me, so here we are folks. Dig in for the most wonderful time of the year.

On the first day of Gheorghemas

Big Gheorghe gave to me

Running gags with quatro kitties

Happy Gheorghemas to you and yours...let's get this party started.

Cue the Mariah Carey...Gheorghemas is back

What a year it's been, amirite folks? No, seriously, what a goddamn clusterfuck. A tip of the cap to everyone reading this who has been riding out a pandemic for the past nine months, with perhaps a glimmer of hope down the road...though still over the hills and far away. 

I think it falls to this small corner of the internet to try to provide a little positivity, and what better way to do that than kick off the world's 169th most popular holiday, Gheorghemas. The folks at the corporate office have been on my ass for days (that asshole Hanrahan) to post Day 1, and in a fitting tribute to how the pandemic has disrupted every bit of our lives, from work to school to yes even birthday parties, I give you the best damn pandemic birthday gift one could receive to kick off this whole faux festivus fortnight... 

 On the first day of Gheorghemas

Big Gheorghe gave to me

A Cameo that will go down in history

COMIN' IN HOT THIS 4TH

Folks, we need some fourth filler, so patriotic pandemic teej is gonna do what he does best: write very little words and dump pictures or videos in a post. Alas:

   

   

I welcome all additions to this post.

The Triumphant Return of The Ghoogles

Guess what's back, back again,

The Ghoogles back, tell a friend...

Folks, some might say they have the best words, but they're lying...because the best words are those used to find this here corner of the internet. Below, back after their exclusive three-year tour of Europe, Scandinavia and the subcontinent...won't you welcome from Calumet City, Illinois...The Ghoogles.

• bob ross merch
• agasi
• space nuts
• fratagonia
• come along catch a heffalump
• just grab em in the biscuits
• lazlo hollyfeld
• dumb shoes
• suprep bowel prep kit price
• internet explained
• clown fashion
• image is everything agassi
• zman blog
• pompatus
• jay bilas i come in peace
• puppetutes
• grab em in the biscuits
• nut shot
• grab her in the biscuits
• gheorghe the blog
• zporn
• ahmad bradshaw fantasy
• spacenuts
• thermopolis tannery
• i come in peace jay bilas
• grab them in the biscuits
• pinch hitting for pedro borbon
• son of a bitch give me a drink
• what the fuck
• nut shots
• the internet explained
• dumb fashion
• alfonso ribeiro shirtless
• linda lovelace's loose lips
• just grab them in the biscuits
• heffalump song commercial
• zman blogspot
• heffalump song 2019
• playing pianos filled with flames
• allen iverson shirtless
• come along song
• band logos without names
• band name logos
• stoat the baw
• catch a heffalump
• heffalump song
• gheorghe blog
• son of a bitch get me a drink
• firework tattoo
• dwayne hey hey hey meme
• come along cosmo sheldrake
• pompatus of love
• pinch hitting for pedro borbon manny mota
• cry in the beginning so you can smile in the end
• giant cotton ball
• footbaw
• ray lewis cycling
• 3rd bass pop goes the weasel video
• action bronson g pen
• grab em in the biscuits meaning
• mark gheorghe
• hair of the dog that bit me lloyd
• dumb rappers
• buffalo diarrhea
• two all beef patties special sauce
• third base pop goes the weasel
• nest fashion
• come along heffalump
• vajazzling houston
• bonanza bola tangkas
• skynet icon
• daniel johnston life in vain chords
• the pompatus of love
• pop goes the weasel 3rd base
• covid757
• cosmo sheldrake come along
• greg mcelroy sister
• 1980s baseball cards
• hair of the dog that bit me
• third bass pop goes the weasel
• heffalump song apple
• newskynet
• you know my name is simon
• brett blizzard
• candlepin bowling scoring
• samantha huge
• corporate accounts payable nina speaking
• montreal expos gear
• z man blog
• fat guy shopping
• ghettorube
• making love in a car
• carmine persico
• soccer nut shots
• roberto alomar gay
• triumph colors
• real tomato ketchup eddie
• christmas in washington song
• lorenzo ivy

Adjusting to that work from home life

It's been, what, 13 or 14 weeks since we've been working from home? That's a long fucking time. 

I imagine folks have been adjusting along the way, making minor tweaks and improvements to the WFH situation in order to prevent the entirety of your soul being drained from your body each and every day as you drag your carcass from bed to shower to desk (or table...or TV tray). This is really just a depressing, long-winded way of saying I don't know why it took me until yesterday to spice up my WFH situation with these wonderful additions: