Monday, November 17, 2025

Just another Monday in Jerzy

When I began this post I was going to write one of my usual attempts to be dry and witty but decided that a picture is more effective in this situation.


That's a helluva lede!  If you read on you'll learn "New Milford Police Officer Desmond Kivlehan was on patrol when he saw Luke Randall, of Harrington Park, hit a parked 2023 Toyota around 12:20 p.m. Monday, Nov. 10, Captain Kevin Van Saders said."  Sounds like a typical Monday to me.

Johnny Law "discovered vodka bottles and a large quantity of cocaine in individually wrapped bags inside the vehicle."  But that sounds typical for a DeLoran driver, no?  There's more!
Randall, who was also listed as a wanted missing person from Harrington Park, was arrested at the scene.

He was charged with DUI, careless driving, reckless driving, failure to possess insurance and registration, driving without a license, and other related traffic offenses.

On Nov. 3, Randall was charged with DUI, careless driving, throwing objects from motor vehicle, and driving without al license in Harrington Park, records show.
Vodka bottles, 87 baggies of cocaine, and two DUIs in seven days ... all in a DeLorean?  I don't agree with those choices (except maybe the DeLorean) but Luke sounds like the life of the party.

18 comments:

  1. Excellent use of labels.

    Roads? With these drugs, you won't need roads...

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  2. If you drink and drive they’ll take your license.

    Not if you don’t have one. Good thinking,
    Luke.

    We left our youngest a 2017 outback to get around in. He does have a license, and hopefully 100 percent less cocaine and vodka.

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  3. As some here know, I came down with food poisoning from undercooked shellfish yesterday. Basically slept all day which led to me waking up - wide awake- at 2am. Didnt fall back asleep until 5 am. So, not a great start to the week.

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  4. Sorry, Mark. At least you had lots of comments at GTB to sift through.

    Ahem.

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  5. I find it amusing that the 3rd fattest president in 250 years of American leadership calls anyone piggy.

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  6. How much would donnie have to gain to be number one? Even getting to number two would seem appropriate.

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  7. Who's between DJ Trump and Taft?

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  8. He probably can't catch Taft, despite the fact that Taft did lose a bunch of weight at one point. Grove Cleveland is likely #2, and Trump could possibly overtake him. McKinley is in the mix, as is Slick Willie.

    Trump was named The Fattest US President in 100 Years.

    https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/donald-trump-heaviest-president-us-32900069

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  9. Unlike Obama, of whom people said "how can he be so skinny and yet so phat?"

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  10. the phil mickelson episode of pablo torre finds out (with alan shipnuck) is fascinating. phil's such a weird, interesting, dumbsmart dude.

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  11. Trump obviously vetoes this thing, right? Making everyone involved look like circus clowns? What a stupid scenario. What a stupid country.

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  12. Your Hoover Hawks lost 3-2 to their beachside rival, DeLaura Scotties tonight. Super fun game with some questionable officiating which included my kid getting called for a penalty in the box with just over two minutes left. She definitely made contact but the opposing player also definitely flopped. Luckily, she was in much better spirits postgame than I anticipated. Benefits of not being deeply invested in soccer at this point.

    With that said, she played every minute at center back and was really good. Wouldn’t be shocked if she reversed course and decided to play next year in high school.

    Travel volleyball starts in less than a 3 weeks. Busy times.

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  13. trump will sign the bill, and then doj will withhold a shitload of information because it’s part of “ongoing investigations”. which is likely technically true given the current bogus probes into prominent dems. they’ll also likely find some bullshit national security reasons to withhold info. we aren’t going to learn it all until someone leaks it.

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  14. we're not going to learn anything we don't already know . . .

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