Monta Ellis had 35 or so last night. Monta Ellis shot 9 for 27. Monta Ellis might have a problem. And, oh yeah, the Warriors gave up 133 points last night (though they did score 131).
Ten minutes might even be too long...perhaps next time we do this (2012?) I cut it to five.
I can't quite tell if me wholeheartedly accepting "the Teej" is Jeff Goldblum from "The Fly" or that dude in "District 9".
I know everyone loves the Eddie Murphy "Party All the Time" video as most absurd display of ego ever, but Don Johnson's "Heartbeat" is ten times worse. I mean, come on, he was a Big Lots compared to Eddie's Nordstrom. Both those videos by the way have been featured here on G:TB.
So, can I expect McDonald's to give me one more epic Filet 'o Fish ad for next year's Lent/March Madness? (now there's a tournament for you)
OK, sorry folks, my time here is done.
*Ten Minutes with the Teej promises no spell-checking, grammar-checking or fact-checking. That's right, I didn't use the google once for this. Even to find images. Or tubes of You.
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I can't wait for "Olympics Week Two" from our friends at the Wheelhome.
ReplyDeleteLive from London...
ReplyDelete"Look Geoff, it's Big Ben...AND Parliament."
I bummed a Parliament off of Big Ben once.
ReplyDeleteThe he pwned you in a ladies room, below the trophy for 2nd place?
ReplyDeleteThe Teej really needs to plumb the supply of bitterness and vitriol that Z-Man carries with him at all times. That's why the two are such a great pair on the FM dial.
ReplyDeleteThe Teej over 180 minutes each morning on your radio dial is going to cause some people angst.
ReplyDeleteI meant Big Ben from W&M. Much like my skills, my supply of vitriol is mad deep.
ReplyDeleteAnd I disagree with the vitriol directed towards covers. Ever heard Johnny Cash cover "Rusty Cage"?
ReplyDeleteDisagree all you want Z-Man. We have hours to fill each morning.
ReplyDeleteBut you are aware of a term called "exception to the rule", right?
What about Johnny Cash's cover of "Personal Jesus"?
ReplyDeleteGnarls Barkely's cover of "Gone Baby Gone"?
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson's cover of "Take My Breath Away"? That's the only Jessica Simpson song I've ever heard, which is odd since she's famous because she's allegedly a signer.
ReplyDeleteRed Hot Chili Peppers' cover of "Norweigian Wood"? What? "Breaking the Girl" isn't a cover?
ReplyDeleteAxl Rose alone butchered three classics.
ReplyDeleteHigher Ground was a pretty solid cover.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Dropkick Murphys have done some good covers of old Irish folk songs.
Covers are the devil.
ReplyDeleteMuch as foosball is, according to Kathy Bates.
No, Blackberrys are the devil.
ReplyDeleteThe band Michael Jack fronted, they killed a Monkees original for that Shrek flick, correct?
ReplyDeleteNo z-man. Billable hours are the real devil.
ReplyDeleteThat does give me a good idea tho...next Ten Min w/Teej post will be blackberry only.
ReplyDeleteBuck the devil.
ReplyDeletei showed my children the video and they have started building something on the steps and ian just said the word "explode."
ReplyDeleteDave, way to post a comment in the wrong post. Which you posted.
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