We've all seen what these teams can do so I'm not going to waste your time talking. Not yet at least. I'm bringing back the G:TB Live Blog. Meet and me and my pal Cocaine Bear in the comments.
Monday, January 10, 2011
Oregon-Auburn. Points points points. I love points.
The final game of the College Football season is upon us and that makes me sad. Sad, but pretty excited too. The Oregon-Auburn matchup is intriguing on a number of levels, not the least of which is the possible offensive explosion on our hands in Glendale tonight.
We've all seen what these teams can do so I'm not going to waste your time talking. Not yet at least. I'm bringing back the G:TB Live Blog. Meet and me and my pal Cocaine Bear in the comments.
We've all seen what these teams can do so I'm not going to waste your time talking. Not yet at least. I'm bringing back the G:TB Live Blog. Meet and me and my pal Cocaine Bear in the comments.
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Cocaine Bear is already half in the bag...
ReplyDeleteSome others players to watch on Oregon and Auburn:
ReplyDeleteOffense:
Jeff Maehl (WR-OU)
Ontarrio McCalleb (RB-AU)
Defense:
Cliff Harris (CB-OU)
Josh Bynes (LB-AU)
And as TJ said, Zach Clayton's worth a look too.
Not only would this be a big win for Auburn, Cam new Ton, the SEC, but it would be a pretty big one for Under Armour too. Seriously.
ReplyDeletethis is huge for under armour
ReplyDeleteI am having the worst allergy attack in recent memory. Snot is coming out of my eyes.
ReplyDeleteThat's TR's schtick.
ReplyDeleteIs Joey Harrington playing for anyone these days (in the NFL)
ReplyDeleteNo, TR's schtick involves a snot-like substance oozing from his schlong, accompanied by burning.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised by how many people are taking Oregon.
ReplyDeletec'mon man
ReplyDeleteFunk dat.
ReplyDeleteAt an Ale House in north Miami...not many ales for such a moniker. And no volume on TV's. Just really loud music. KE$HA! Can someone give me some ccaption? Thx
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Oregon, Auburn has had the light shone on how shady a program they have through this whole Cam Newton fiasco (and the subsequent investigations...the Bobby Lowder NYT article) but nobody has talked about Oregon and the unbelievably criminal offseason they had last year.
ReplyDeleteNot that I care (shit, I went to Florida) just that its interesting. Or not.
Young Frankenstein on HBO!
ReplyDeleteMy Mom's favorite movie.
ReplyDeleteCommercial breaks are now a million times better...
ReplyDeleteA negative that I've recently thought of for each team.
ReplyDeleteAuburn: Lee Ziemba cut his mountain beard.
Oregon: Sebastian Bach is a part of the Oregon Football traveling party.
Things still seem even to me.
I wouldn't cry if cam got colt mccoyd
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of mountain man beards. I'm not two months into growing another one (I had a mean one last year) in anticipation of my wedding.
ReplyDeleteI predict that this game will be a complete and utter blowout...in someone's favor.
ReplyDeleteKick the fucking ball off...
ReplyDeleteI bet Casey Matthews took a trip down to Mexico this past week and got some killer steroids.
ReplyDeleteClay is so jealous.
so we're not talking about the socks, then?
ReplyDeleteHow many bellinis have you had tonight Tee J?
ReplyDeleteIt's Saranac tonight my man.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty lukewarm on the unis Rob. Don't love the pants.
ReplyDeletelook at the teej, all growns up.
ReplyDeleteThe socks are almost as bad as my softball shorts.
ReplyDeleteagreed, mark. they tried too hard.
ReplyDeleteThat's THE Dr. James Andrews in the mustard pants and blazer.
ReplyDeletenike cleats can't grip, under armour cleats hurt a player.
ReplyDeletedraw.
Dr. James Andrews is so random. Every semi-dedicated sports fan in America can name. Virtually nobody else in the world (outside of the medical community) can.
ReplyDeleteRob is commenting like Darren Rovell tweets.
ReplyDeleteYou know who's not enjoying tonight?
ReplyDeleteJeremiah Masoli.
Slippery field. Advantage ducks.
ReplyDeleteDarren Thomas? What the hell man?
ReplyDeleteDr. Andrews is doing my vasectomy next month. He says it will make my penis stronger than it was before the surgery.
ReplyDeletethis game might be too big for thomas
ReplyDeleteI like the socks. If your program doesn't have a 50-year heritage of greatness then break out new fly shit every game. The carbon-fiber-ish helmets are always cool. They should really make them look like carbo-fiber.
ReplyDeleteI believe he said your pelvis will be stronger.
ReplyDeleteI like the philosophy too Z. Just don't love these particular unis.
ReplyDeleteOh...that's much less appealing...
ReplyDeleteI'm handling it ok so far rob, but I do appreciate the concern.
ReplyDeleteTj....hold it together. You can handle this game.
ReplyDeleteDid Chip Kelly have too much time to scheme?
ReplyDeleteOk. Maybe not.
ReplyDeletelazoom
ReplyDeleteWhen they break out like that the cleats/socks grow on you.
ReplyDeleteAuburn's secondary eh?
ReplyDeleteAccording to Herbstreit, Auburn's daring Darren Thomas to consistently beat him with his arm.
ReplyDeleteGo Ducks!
ReplyDeleteI like the web-feet look where the shoes merge into the electric yellow socks.
And, why didn't ESPN let Lee Corso have a micorphone tonight?
Auburn has Bo Jackson and Frank Thomas. Oregon has ... Prefontaine ... and ... ?
ReplyDeleteThey watched dick Clark on new years
ReplyDeleteCliff Harris, ya'll...
ReplyDeleteExposed QBs? Nervous as fuck?
ReplyDelete"Darron Thomas cannot get the edge."
ReplyDeleteThen he definitely can't get the Teej!"
Ahmad Rashad, Zman.
ReplyDeletedan fouts and norv!
ReplyDeleteJoey Harrington.
ReplyDeleteOregon: Ahmad Rashad...Dan Fouts...
ReplyDeleteAnd Phil Knight. Perhaps you've heard of him.
ReplyDeleteDanimal really likes Joey's piano work.
ReplyDeleteAnd Donald. THEE Duck.
ReplyDeleteI did not know any of that. Ahmad Rashad is cool because he married Mrs. Huxtable and he's down with Michael Jordan. But he's no Bo Jax.
ReplyDeleteCocaine bear is not getting enough play. Still making me chuckle.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for Chip Kelly's completely uninformative, uncomfortably stand-offish interview going in to half time.
Mrs huxtable kicked his ass to the curb circa 2000
ReplyDeleteJake Delhomme plays for Oregon.
ReplyDeleteReally, Nick Fairley unblocked. Bad move Ducks.
ReplyDeleteAnd Danimal wasn't lying about Oregon's cheerleaders. I know nothing about Oregon.
ReplyDeleteJeff Blake had a remarkable career?
ReplyDeleteDoes Oregon come out w different unis in 2nd?
ReplyDeleteUnder looking OK
jeff blake's career was remarkable?
ReplyDeleteJeff Blake had a remarkable career? How so Brent? I'll hang up and listen to your answer.
ReplyDeletequickdraw mayhugh
ReplyDeleteCollective brain overlord.
ReplyDeleteis geoff on delay?
ReplyDeleteNorm Van Brocklin = Duck.
ReplyDeleteToo many f bombs around the kids...wife has him on seven second delay
ReplyDeleteHi rob! What time is it where you are?
ReplyDeleteTime to get ill.
ReplyDeletetime rises like heat - so i'm always the first to get stuff
ReplyDeleteHaloti Ngata too. Who knew? I should have gone to Oregon.
ReplyDeletesecond to shlara, that is
ReplyDeleteGus Malzahn is a hacky fraud, right?
ReplyDeleteTypical east coast bias by Z.
ReplyDeleteWhere has Oregon?
ReplyDeleteIdaho, Alaska!!
Does Dave watch college football?
ReplyDeleteHis name is David Paulson. His name is David Paulson.
ReplyDeleteDanny Duberstein is good at 2 things.
ReplyDeleteHe reads about it
ReplyDeleteIs one of them kicking some Ass?
ReplyDeleteOh man, Coccaine Bear just walked back in with a handle of Crown. Things are going downhill fast.
ReplyDeleteNo, But one of them is Bar Mitzvahing.
ReplyDeleteOregon's heard of Nick Fairley, right?
ReplyDeleteWont it be cool if one day the University of Phoenix plays for a natl championship in the stadium of their namesake?
ReplyDeleteCocaine bear. ... is he working tomorrow? Fishing? Eatn beaver?
ReplyDeleteOregon is doing some kind of modified trap iso where they leave someone unblocked. They keep choosing an All-American to leave free. The results... not mind-boggling, Ducks.
ReplyDeleteThis protection scheme is giving Patrick Ramsey cold sweats.
ReplyDeletegene chizik won the national coach of the year award for figuring out how to hide the payments to newton
ReplyDeleteYou have to rejuevenate the mitzvah.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with the field?
ReplyDeleteCliff Harris...
ReplyDelete100 comments in 76 minutes. Impressive.
ReplyDeleteMarls - I had no idea what your comment was. I'll still take the Ducks action, assuming I get 3. Nice of you to pick a place 1 block from your job and 10 from mine.
nice safety play
ReplyDeleteGood year to be named Cody.
ReplyDelete(finally)
If Las Vegas was in the south, there would be lines on the number of towel waves and chest bumps executed by Trooper Taylor tonight.
ReplyDeleteThx teej. Is that real grass? Fo real?
ReplyDeleteDid they mean to fuck up the return like that?
ReplyDeleteoregon's really not that smart
ReplyDeleteChip Kelly smoked the good shit tonight.
ReplyDeleteGame. On.
ReplyDeleteI like this 2 quarter much more than the 1st. No more nerves. Just offense.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Not smart
ReplyDeleteSingle White Maehl. Nice call, Mark.
ReplyDeleteThey can't score 6
ReplyDeleteWell drawn up and even better execution.
ReplyDeleteSo the fellas are loose now...
ReplyDeleteI want his weed.
ReplyDeletethat's dumb as shit. i love it.
ReplyDeleteThat was pointless.
ReplyDeleteIs that the first "Riverboat Gambler" reference of the night?
ReplyDeleteOnions!!
ReplyDeleteActually it was worth 2
ReplyDeleteDoes Brent know it's called a WR screen and not "basically a running play"?
ReplyDeleteMichael Dyer is conspicuous by his absence tonight.
ReplyDeleteThat was figuratively quasi-pointless.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Gus.
ReplyDeleteHerbie is more suited to a 3-man booth. He has some good things to say, but it gets lost in his quest to avoid dead air. It's like hanging out with me, if I were more Aryan-looking.
ReplyDeleteWhen there's dead air, Herbie goes bananas.
ReplyDeleteTR, you wish you were as smooth as Kirk
ReplyDeleteOregon...still not smart.
ReplyDeleteGood to have Igor. Missed u like crazy
ReplyDeleteRight before that time-out, Cam Newton had that dazed, clueless look reminiscent of Heath Shuler in the NFL.
ReplyDeletetebow jump pass
ReplyDeleteHeath busts that look out in committee hearings these days. He's powerfully dumb.
ReplyDeleteIf Gus Malzahn had any balls he'd called a jump pass here.
ReplyDeleteDanimal, it's good to be among old friends. You clowns, Dale's Pale Ale, and college football.
ReplyDeleteDamn it, Rob.
ReplyDeleteIs that guy really the best player in football?
ReplyDeleteFuck u cam newton
ReplyDeleteCollege coordinators are the most toolish of all sports coaches. Their perpetual histrionics must be embarrassing to their families.
ReplyDeleteme? well, yes.
ReplyDeleteI worked with a woman who had a histrionic.
ReplyDeleteLaSafety!
ReplyDeleteSafety dance
ReplyDeleteI think spackler left the sprinklers on last night
ReplyDeleteDo they call those runs up the middle Dyer straights?
ReplyDeleteboooooooo
ReplyDeleteboooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteThey call it the live and let dyer
ReplyDeleteDeon Jordan got fucked up. Can I get some video?
ReplyDeleteWorried.....a fuck up here turns it into a blow out
ReplyDeleteHis dad is Dyer Maker.
ReplyDeleteLate hit. Bloody eye. Nah, don't bother with a replay, let's get audio of Erin Andrews. Genius.
ReplyDeleteErin Andrews is dying to be relevant tonight. Not gonna happen.
ReplyDeleteFinally the replay A little mini-Haynesworth there from Auburn. Klassy.
ReplyDeleteOregon's going to have to do more than throw WR screens all day.
ReplyDeleteThe 2 pt conversion keeps them within a safety and a field goal. Not so dumb after all.
ReplyDeletenot punting here is malpractice by kelly
ReplyDeleteIs it racist to ask why African Americans wear eye black?
ReplyDeleteHe heard you.
ReplyDeleteyep.
ReplyDeleteGood to know. I won't ask that.
ReplyDeleteBrandon "Cocaine" Bair was a little jumpy.
ReplyDeletegood timeout, chip
ReplyDeleteDoes Yogi hate it when Cocaine Bear comes to Yosemite and fucks shit up?
ReplyDeleteBest time on a Saturday night in the 80's? "B.J. and the Bear"
ReplyDeleteWant more offense I half two.
ReplyDeleteCocaine Bear is Yogi's hook up. Used to fuck Booboo's sister.
ReplyDelete'let's check in down below with erin'
ReplyDeleteright on, brent
But BJ didn't work on Cocaine Bear.
ReplyDeleteInstead of the halftime show, check out Three Men and a Baby on HBOfamily.
ReplyDeletePeople totally slept on Guttenberg's range. He's really showing me something.
ReplyDeleteGuttenberg!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Gutenbergs were to printing and acting what the Kennedys were to politics and untimely death...and drinking...and infidelity...
ReplyDeleteFour Police Academy movies
ReplyDeleteTwo (?) Cocoon movies
Two Three Men and a Baby movies
Diner
What else...
Geoff's best material comes during halftime/Three Men and a Baby. I like it.
ReplyDeleteAre rob and Nick Saban the same height?
ReplyDeleteThat dude better be the CEO of tostitios.
ReplyDeleteThere is no CEO of Tostitos. They do, however, have a Captain Crunch. That was he.
ReplyDeleteAnd Chip Kelly in the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl??? I finally get it.
ReplyDeleteWas surprised to see Elmo in that PAC 10 ad. Where did he play his college ball?
ReplyDeleteIt's popular to talk about the SEC speed factor in these games but it's usually more about the size AND speed of the SEC lines that make the biggest difference. That's been the case for Auburn (especially their DLine) so far.
ReplyDeleteFree Willy, bitches!
ReplyDeletengs
Auburns D line...for once I said something correct.
ReplyDeleteSWITCHFOOT!!!!
ReplyDeleteSwitchfoot is a poor Man's Nickelback. And Nickleback is a poor Man's Creed.
ReplyDeleteDon't mention Creed around Greg.
ReplyDeleteOr vice versa.
ReplyDeleteDid somebody step on a Duck?
ReplyDeletecam cam hurt?
ReplyDeleteIt happened late in the first half. But Auburn thinks they can block Oregon well enough to thrown the ball downfield.
ReplyDeleteGuz? Malzhan? C'mon.
ReplyDeleteI have to cut Gus slack tho - he has matched up backs out of the backfield on LBs and DEs and capitalized a bunch tonight.
ReplyDeleteSwint gave me a scotch called Octomore for St. Hubbins Day. It 126 proof. I'm not responsible enough to be in possession of it.
ReplyDeleteThis is a serious, if stupid, question: are college OL required to wear knee braces? Or did Oregon recruit a bunch of gimpy OL?
ReplyDeleteNick Fairley got a personal foul. That's pretty standard.
ReplyDeleteTR, you can have your three points. I only picked Wolfgang's because I am not sure where your new office is.
ReplyDeleteFairley douchey.
ReplyDeleteIt's "Guz," not Gus.
ReplyDelete