For example, I watched a few episodes of The Expanse at Dave's suggestion. Although I like to break his balls I respect Dave's taste in books and TV tremendously and I expected to like it. But after a handful of episodes I'm just meh on it and I stopped watching. There's too many people in too many places, the United Nations has too much power, and there are too many rules about living on different planets and asteroid belts for me to figure out on top of all the criminal plot lines and political maneuvering. One plot line is clear--Mars and the asteroid belts need water and the only way to get it is by harvesting ice from some outer planets--but it makes no sense. Yoo mean tuh tell me dat deez fuggin stoonads ken put a civiluhzashin on fuggin Mars, but dey can't make wadduh outta elemental hydrogen and oxygen? I kawl boolshit.
Seriously though, I have too much to learn when I watch the Expanse and I can't keep it all straight. Seeing Joey Tribiani's nephew in a spaceship is confusing too.
I'm too stupid and too lazy to process it.
Similarly, I watched the first season of Wheel of Time and I do not plan on watching the second. It starts out as your standard medieval type of thing, but then a lady appears who can shoot what looks like DNA from her hands and she saves the day when a bunch of random monsters appear.
She tells a bunch of people that she's looking for "The Dragon Reborn" and it could be one of them. It takes a while to clarify all this hooey, and there is blatant theft from Game of Thrones and Lord of the Rings. Yes, the whole swords and sorcery genre rips off LotR but this is ridiculous. They're practically running through Mordor at one point. "The Dark One" has an army of creatures that are orcs with dog heads. Superpowers randomly flare up in a bar. A wizard guides a band of trusting, less experienced people through a harrowing journey to defeat an evil force that has been silent for 3000 years, and only one of them can save the world.
Meanwhile, they run into all sorts of random people in random places that can do random superhuman things and there is no explanation for it. There are flashbacks to battles where neither side of the fight is identified. Eventually they explain the lady with the DNA hands--she's part of this sisterhood of badass DNA slingers (the DNA comes from The True Source (but not The Source)), and the whole society of them is very complicated and political, so you have to wrap your head around that while trying to understand how their powers work, when suddenly a man who can sling DNA shows up and that unleashes a whole new set of rules and backstory to digest. It's ridiculous.
Which is to say there's a fair amount of theft from Dune. A society of women who can use The Voice/touch The True Source to do stuff and men can't do it ... except sometimes they can.
And then some guy eats something that makes his mouth bleed. No idea why.
Game of Thrones got this right. Season 1, episode 1 opens with a big scary slightly obscured monster killing people. The rest of season 1 is just regular humans with differing UK accents establishing themselves and their motivation. When something weird happens, like a Dothraki wedding, there is an outsider who sits in for the audience to ask "What the fuck is going on?" to another outsider who knows the deal.
By the end of season 1 you forget that that there is any magical shit involved whatsoever, until this:
And then you're like "Oh right, I forgot there was magical shit on this show!" but you're ready for it because you know who everyone is and what they're trying to do. You can wrap your head around all the mystical stuff starting in season 2.
So if you're going to run a sci-fi/fantasy TV show, explain the people first and the science/sorcery afterwards.
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Thanks for the well wishes, friends. Stepdad has gotten a good prognosis (the most important part) and also feels way better. I got there about 7:45 last night. Close to 13 hours of driving, but really not bad.
Also… my folks were appreciative enough to fly me home first class. Couple of Delta flights. When in the great pub in the sky… let’s just say these 5-and-counting screwdrivers means I just changed my team meeting this afternoon to a Zoom.
Disparage if you will. Life is short.
Also, is Bill and Ted’s considered science fiction? Because I thought they did a superb job of explaining the people first and the technology later. I know it’s a movie and not TV, but I think the zprinciple holds.
italy v hungary in uefa nation's league action this afternoon. dave must be a mess.
“Dave must be a mess” can stand on its own without any justifying preamble.
The Swarthybowl!
okay, first of all:
https://sentenceofdave.blogspot.com/2008/12/12102008.html
secondly, keep watching "the expanse"! you'll get the technology, the politics, and-- most importantly-- the protomolecule soon enough. and the characters are generally entertaining enough as backdrop to the setting. i also recommend reading the books . . .
So Bill and Ted’s is in!
Really digging Phil's 'Man in Black' vibe.
your tusky girls soccer team advanced to the state semifinals with a comprehensive 4-0 thrashing of salem high (from around rootsy’s neck of the woods). they play friday morning against smithfield. i assume they’re known as the packers. if not, someone missed an opportunity.
update: they *are* the packers! the world makes sense.
wwgd:
you’ll recall that my kid got into a vehicular incident in late april in which she pulled out in front of a motorcycle in a parking lot. there was no collision, but the cyclist laid down his bike and did some cosmetic damage. i reached out to him to offer to pay for the damage, though the police report did not find my daughter at fault. he got back to me several days later and asked for my insurance information. told him i preferred not to involve my insurance company. he didn’t respond and i didn’t hear from him again. yesterday, my insurance company called to say he filed a claim.
what would you do in this situation, assembled good people of gheorghe?
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