We've all seen what these teams can do so I'm not going to waste your time talking. Not yet at least. I'm bringing back the G:TB Live Blog. Meet and me and my pal Cocaine Bear in the comments.
Monday, January 10, 2011
Oregon-Auburn. Points points points. I love points.
The final game of the College Football season is upon us and that makes me sad. Sad, but pretty excited too. The Oregon-Auburn matchup is intriguing on a number of levels, not the least of which is the possible offensive explosion on our hands in Glendale tonight.
We've all seen what these teams can do so I'm not going to waste your time talking. Not yet at least. I'm bringing back the G:TB Live Blog. Meet and me and my pal Cocaine Bear in the comments.
We've all seen what these teams can do so I'm not going to waste your time talking. Not yet at least. I'm bringing back the G:TB Live Blog. Meet and me and my pal Cocaine Bear in the comments.
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These days most college olinemen wear knee braces as a precautionary measure.
ReplyDeleteI've never heard of Colllege OL being required to wear knee braces. But most do, all of the variety you're seeing Oregon wear.
ReplyDeleteThat makes sense. It's weird how long it takes for sensical shit like that to catch on, like kids with bike helmets.
ReplyDeleteDanger time for Oregon right now. Auburn's feeling it.
ReplyDeleteNice field.
ReplyDeleteWe had to wear knees braces in HS football. All the players. But that's not why we sucked so bad.
ReplyDeletethis field is a fucking joke.
ReplyDeleteAnother stupid question: is there a rule prohibitting Oregon from throwing down the field? Or did they recruit a gimpy QB?
ReplyDeleteGo big and go home was my unit m 3am dance floor strategy.
ReplyDeleteigor - you wore those braces with your orthopaedic shoes, no?
ReplyDeleteWorked for Forrest Gump and he played for the Bear. (Not Cocaine Bear.)
ReplyDeleteZ - Chip Kelly likes to call his refer to his QBs as point guards. In this case, he recruited a point guard who can't shoot.
ReplyDeletenice throw. thanks cam.
ReplyDeleteOh man, Cocaine Bear's all out of cocaine.
ReplyDeleteToday is the tenth day of 2011. There have already been ten homicides in PG County.
ReplyDeleteLaMichael James seems like the one offensive playmaker on Oregon who would still be elite in the SEC.
ReplyDeleteThe game's still on TJ. Turn off the news.
ReplyDeleteDarren Thomas seems like a backup QB in the SEC.
ReplyDeleteOnions!
ReplyDeleteHell of a fucking play/pass by the punter.
ReplyDeleteMore onions!!
ReplyDeletelamichael went to the convenience store today in phoenix. he placed an item in the counter. the clerk asked, how would you like to pay for this. lamichael replied, put it on my bill
ReplyDeleteI know Oregon is supposed to have a high-falootin' offense, but their approach to handing the ball off is fugly.
ReplyDeleteAnd Oregon's not physical enough for Auburn. They know it too.
ReplyDeletePussies.
ReplyDeletenooooo!
ReplyDeleteNick Fairley might be a douche, but he's a beastly douche.
ReplyDeleteNick Fairley, beastmode
ReplyDeleteagree agree agree. wtf. either kick it for the 3 or throw it in. a wasted fake punt.
ReplyDelete3 out of 4 pedestrian playcalls there. Sucks, Ducks.
ReplyDeletecan they turn that frown upside down with a safety dance? hmmm hmmm danny????? how bout a fresca!!!!!
ReplyDeleteya think kirk & herbie tag team erin in the bus?
ReplyDeleteGeoff - I recommend Edradour 10 yr. It's a Highlands distillery that's the smallest in Scotland. $50-60/bottle. Very smooth drink. I'm drunk on it now. The wife came up bIg with this selection for Xmas.
ReplyDeleteThe turf really is fucking awful.
ReplyDeleteThe CTS-V is a damn good car and it deserved a better commercial than that. Teedge, get Draper on the phone.
ReplyDeleteDid Rob hit the hay at halftime?
ReplyDeleteHow do we think TCU would do against these teams?
ReplyDeleteauburn cheerleaders = jv
ReplyDeleterob went nighty night...i've got the monitor on his room...he's sleeping like a robby
ReplyDeleteOver/under on the ref's age? I'll set it at 74.5.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy Bank of Americak Stadium Nick...
ReplyDeleteFucking turf fail!!!!
ReplyDeletethis game's been over a while...auburn better, considerably. blowout has been looming for more than a quarter now
ReplyDeleteit's probably too late to matter but cam is hurting
ReplyDeleteI think TCU would be giving Auburn a better game.
ReplyDeleteNice jinx, Danimal.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing, dan.
ReplyDeleteMark Tuinei's bastard black son has been good tonight.
ReplyDeletei'm trying man.
ReplyDeleteThrowing quickly to the boundary is the only thing Oregon's done consistently well on offense tonight.
ReplyDeleteA Dline hasn't dominated a BCS title game like this since Florida in '06.
ReplyDeleteAuburn has always recruited South Florida well. I have no idea how, but they do.
ReplyDeleteOh...WOW.
ReplyDeletefuck. and yeah.
ReplyDeletethe D is unreal considering what O has done all year. 30 pts when the o/u was 72????
ReplyDeleteOh my...
ReplyDeletethe matthews hair thing is a little tired
ReplyDeleteDamn. Wow
ReplyDeleteJeff Maehl...you fucking beast.
ReplyDeleteJeff Maehl is awesome.
ReplyDeleteA number of very clutch plays and play calls by Oregon to tie this game. Hell yeah.
ReplyDeleteBall game!
ReplyDeletewow.
ReplyDeletefuck...was actually hoping they didn't get the two.
Starting with the Matthews forced fumble
ReplyDeleteOregon...come on assholes.
ReplyDeleteseriously tho - the game is over...oregon has no shot here.
ReplyDeletewould really like a field goal here rather than a td...if they must score...
ReplyDeleteOh brother....
ReplyDeleteField. Come into play. Fall down.
ReplyDeleteAnybody else waking up at 520 later today?
ReplyDelete635.
ReplyDeleteabout 569 for me
ReplyDeleteThis title will self-destruct in three years....
ReplyDeleteWell, that was anticlimactic.
ReplyDeleteSEC...SEC...SEC.
i don't like newton
ReplyDelete6:09.
ReplyDeleteNice push Dan & TR.
cam = fake. wow. john edwards'ish
ReplyDeleteWorst case scenario for team KQ . Ducks lose & Mr KQ misses out on pool victory. And now we know that Kirk and Brent go to practices and look for snappers.
ReplyDeleteMy uncle Hal molested me!
ReplyDelete280 comments...well done gang.
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