It's Valentine's Day and Gheorghe's birthday and I can think of few things that better incorporate the spirit of both than Bobby Moynihan's R&B stylings as Panda on "We Bare Bears."
"I want you-oo-oo to be my boo-oo-oo" is the line TR used to pick up Tiara.
Girl be selling sunshine indeed. I hope the object of your affection agrees to be your Valentine today.
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panda gets around. polyamorous and all.
happy bullshit holiday to everyone
how dare you say that about gheorghe's birthday, rootsy. you take that back.
I started the day off well, w/ some gifts for the missus. I think I lost all of my goodwill after an impromptu, vigorous, trip to the loo. Excuse me for having a rectum.
I once got into a fight with zxwoman because I stunk up the bathroom. I argued that the bathroom is exactly the place where stinkiness belongs, it's not like I ripped sulfurous farts in the living room or shat on the kitchen table. I have to take TR's side on this one.
For the record, I’m cool w/ Gheorge’s birthday, but do not observe the Hallmark holiday of the same date. The piano now successfully disassembled, I’ve moved onto demolition of an office. Off to buy more sawzall blades.
I have Xmas -> V-Day -> wife’s b-day in late March -> Mother’s Day -> anniversary in early June. It’s a gift gauntlet. I do a lot of consolidating these days.
Those are all like 6 to 9 weeks apart. The gauntlet isn’t all that tight.
My anniversary is less than two weeks after Valentines Day. So I don’t really celebrate Valentines Day. I get my kids gifts but the wife waits until February 26.
Aww shit. Whitney over here insulting the size of tiara’s gauntlet. Time put down the sledgehammer and the random collection of forgotten cds and wait for this feud to heat up.
I am at a friend’s house. The friend just came back from Massachusetts, where he loaded up on items from a dispensary. I ain’t feuding w/ anybody tonight, except the voice in my head telling me to pace myself.
What voice? I don’t think you hear anything.
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