Friday, June 26, 2026

Protection Racket: NCAA Edition

Amid the overall positive vibes of the World Cup, professional championships in hoops and hockey, the U.S. Open and the specter of a Major League Baseball lockout, you might have missed the latest machinations in the ongoing college athletics saga loosely titled, “Won’t Somebody Please Help Us.” 
Widespread disruption and athlete pay and movement have twisted college sports overseers into crullers who have spent the past several years lobbying for Federal government intervention to provide guidelines and limits. Last week, something called the Protect College Sports Act advanced out of a Senate committee and could end up on the Senate floor for a full vote. The bill would provide antitrust protections to the NCAA and major conferences and would help regulate college sports. 

Among its major provisions are limits on transfers and eligibility and a spending cap. It would give conferences the option to pool their television rights and would force schools to commit to preserve their women’s and Olympic sports programs. It would create national standards in areas such as Name, Image and Likeness payments that supersede state measures. 

The original bill was authored by Texas Republican Ted Cruz and Maria Cantwell, a Democrat from Washington. It was amended over the past year and passed the Senate Commerce Committee 19-9 with bipartisan support (brief aside: Pity that bipartisan agreement doesn’t extend to presidential actions and behavior). After the vote, Cantwell blasted the Big Ten and Southeastern conferences, which both oppose the legislation, saying that they’re attempting to “intimidate” members and treating school presidents and athletic directors like puppets. “What we did today is say we’re not going to let the most powerful and richest conferences dictate to the rest of America what’s going to happen to 500,000 athletes,” Cantwell said in the hearing room last Thursday. “They need our help, they asked for it and today, we are giving it.” Cruz said after the committee vote: “I believe this bill is going to pass,” according to Yahoo Sports college football snoop Ross Dellenger. 

The Big Ten and SEC, the two wealthiest conferences by a wide margin thanks to TV contract and media rights money, oppose the legislation for several reasons. They are against the idea of potentially pooling FBS conference media rights and possibly limiting NIL payments to athletes by third parties; they’re also concerned that outside influences, namely mega-dollar private equity groups, could poach high-profile programs and create a super league. In short, the Big Ten and SEC prefer to conduct their own affairs. They aren’t keen on welcoming the ACC or Big 12 into any sort of collective bargaining of TV rights and are mistrustful of advocates who claim that pooling rights would somehow unlock even more money for the collective kitty. 

The two leagues released a joint statement that said Cantwell’s remarks do not “accurately reflect the process.” Meanwhile, Cantwell said that the two leagues’ concerns are “irrational.” The Protect College Sports Act is the second piece of legislation to work its way through Congress. Last year, the SCORE Act came through a House of Representatives committee, backed by the White House and many college sports leaders. It contained several similar provisions to the PCSA, including broader antitrust protection for the NCAA and language that prohibited athletes from being classified as employees. The bill never made it to the House floor for a vote. No Democrat supported it, plenty of Republicans were skeptical, and it was DOA in the Senate, where it needed 60 votes to pass in a chamber where the GOP holds a slim, three-seat advantage. 

But Cruz and Cantwell, among others, think this bill stands a decent chance at passage because of the committee’s bipartisan support and because Senate majority leader John Thune, who voted for the bill in committee, intends to bring it to the floor, Cruz said to Dellenger. Even if it passes the Senate, it would still need to pass the House – an iffy proposition – before it crosses the President’s desk. 

Congressional attention to college athletics, I suspect, is a case of low-hanging fruit that plays well to constituents. Congress has all but abandoned meaningful governance in many areas related to budgeting and oversight and citizens’ well-being. The President and his greasy minions treat the Constitution like a Denny’s menu and the rule of law as a suggestion list. The current majority party enables the Big Orange Guy because they’re terrified of him, while the opposition party has trouble articulating a compelling case for lunch. 

College sports, meanwhile, provides a connection for many regardless of political persuasion, fueled in part by a gauzy nostalgia for an era that was never as fair or innocent as they like to believe, along with the well-worn trope of concern for the welfare of the youngsters. All those inconvenient court rulings in recent years kneecapped the NCAA’s old model and paved the way for labor – uhhh, excuse me, student-athletes – to earn a cut of the billions that they generated and give them greater freedom of movement. Conference realignment mirrors corporate consolidation, and all the upheaval gives a lot of people the shakes. Hence, the NCAA and college leaders’ desire for stability and guidelines, and tough talk and grand gestures from legislators, who wouldn’t give the issues a second look if not for the vast sums of money involved. 

The coming weeks will be interesting, as the bill’s advocates try to whip up support, while the Big Ten and SEC and their allies will attempt to sow doubt in hopes of scuttling the legislation. It’s a peculiar dance, seeing as how representatives from bright red areas and states who often chafe at the idea of government intervention and regulation are being asked to sign on for national standards in this one particular area, while those from bluer locales might find themselves inclined to back away from collective control and to permit conferences and free markets to find their own levels, imperfect as that may be. Now, if we could just get Cruz and Cantwell to take an interest in the War Powers Act or the Emoluments Clause.

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

World Cup Review: Week Two

Weeks are loosely defined during the World Cup, as you can tell. We're two days away from the end of matchday two competition, and we've seen six teams already clinch advancement (USA, baby!) and three nations already guaranteed to head home before the knockouts (Haiti, Türkiye, and Tunisia). 

A ton of great stories remain, though, and we're here to bring them to you.

One might have been forgiven for thinking Cabo Verde's all-time shocker of a draw against Spain was the pinnacle for that tiny West African island nation - the 0-0 draw made a global sensation of 40 year-old goalkeeper Vozinha. But the Blue Sharks aren't done. They scrapped out a pulsating 2-2 draw against powerhouse Uruguay to leave them on the brink of advancing to the Round of 32. Should Uruguay lose to Spain, all Cabo Verde would need to do is draw with Saudi Arabia to move on. A win over the Saudis guarantees them a spot in the next round. 

Which will give us more goats.

Japan are poised to go through after a stirring 2-2 draw with the Netherlands and a 4-0 pasting of Tunisia. A draw or better against Sweden sends them through, and they may well already have done enough to qualify as a third-place team in the event they fall to the Swedes. Host cities hope they get the Japanese fans, for obvious reasons.

DR Congo play their second group match today, taking on Colombia in Guadalajara. Congo stunned heavily favored Portugal, earning a 1-1 draw in their opening match. They'll be supported by one of the most colorful fans in this World Cup.

Michel Kuka Mboladinga, who goes by “Lumumba Vea,” first gained attention at the last year's AFCON, the African continental championships. His nickname means Lumumba Lives, an homage to his nation's first prime minister, Patrice Lumumba. The leader of the Congolese independence movement, Lumumba was tortured and slain by Belgian mercenaries in 1961 and remains a powerful symbol of national pride.

Bit of a departure from the fans and the pageantry for a moment to honor one of the players. Côte d'Ivoire (and RB Leipzig) winger Yan Diomande is just 19 years old. He played high school soccer in the United States before catching the attention of European clubs. He's reportedly caught the interest of Liverpool, and may be joining the Premier League side on a massive transfer this summer.

He's also an older brother who desperately misses his late sister. Diomande penned this moving tribute to her in The Players Tribune last week. After you wipe your eyes, you can root for The Elephants to knock off Curaçao and advance on Thursday.

Okay, we're back. And we're bringing Aussies. The Aussies, they're doing shoeys, or what we might've called 'shooting the boot' back in the day. Oi! Oi! Oi! 

Last, but definitely not least, the Norwegians are doing their level best to plunder our fair land. Here they are overwhelming Times Square in advance of their team's comprehensive 3-1 win over Senegal. 

Monday, June 22, 2026

Are We Moving to California?

Do we like the Bay Area? I think we do, or could at least learn to love it.

Have we harbored a dream, an awesome dream, of creating The Compound? A home for Gheorghies and those who love us? We have, friends. 

Can we scrape together $4m for a place that's already built and optimized for multi-family living? Shit, there are banks we could rob if nothing else.

With all of those questions answered in the affirmative, I think it's time to make a move.

I give you Radish.

20 adults and eight kids currently live in seven units across four buildings in the 14,000 square-foot compound in Oakland. The collective are selling the property after eight years and moving to new digs that better fit their growing families. Phil Levin and his wife Kristen Berman started Radish in 2018, and brought in their friends over time.

Though initially curious about how this sort of communal living would work, Levin says, “It turns out that our friends were not weird,” Levin said. “This is sort of the universal desire, and it wasn't being expressed because it wasn’t on the menu for people.”

Our friends might be weird, to be honest. But the desire is definitely there. Deadline for offers on the property is July 10. Anyone know a lawyer?

Thursday, June 18, 2026

Amazing Human Tricks

Here today, as always, for near-Sisyphean human endeavor in service of niche entertainment that reaches escape velocity and enraptures the masses*. 

* It us. We the masses.

YouTube accountholder Corduroy Frames set out five years ago to recreate one of the most epic videos of all time in stop motion format. He (I assume it's a he, because this kind of pointless and futile and awesome activity is highly male-coded, but it could be a she. Or a they, honestly.) finally published his magnum opus, a la Pigman in PCU, a few short weeks ago. 

Friends, I give you, Stop Motion Sabotage.



Tuesday, June 16, 2026

World Cup Review: Week One

Spanning (part of) the globe to bring you off-field color from the largest sporting event on the planet.

I confess that the vibes for the World Cup felt off before the event started. FIFA's venality, Trump's gross sheen, visa issues for players and staff - all of those things combined to make me fear the worst. One week in and it seems I had it all wrong. We've witnessed if not a triumph then at least an upwelling of the human spirit. The world has come to North America, and North America has embraced it with arms wide open.

You can find any number of excellent game reports, so we'll take a different approach. In this first weekly recap, we'll share a few of the off-field things that caught our attention, the diversity of humanity that makes this event (and, not so subtly our nation) great.

"Rock, Chalk, Algeria" is a twist we didn't see coming. The African nation set up shop in Lawrence, KS, training at the University of Kansas in advance of their group stage matches, two of which are in Kansas City. And the small midwestern college town has gone all in to adopt the Fennecs.

Meanwhile, large cities are rolling out the red carpet, as well. But not before the guests pregame appropriately. Scotland fans drank a plane dry of beer, finished off the wine, as well, and then took over Boston.


A semi-on-field moment worth noting, now. Mexican striker Raul Jimenez has been on a bit of a rollercoaster over the past several years. He suffered a severe concussion with Wolverhampton Wanderers in 2020 that kept him off the pitch for nine months. He still wears a padded headband as a result. He spent the last four years with Fulham, tallying 28 goals in 98 games as he rebuilt his confidence. 

Jimenez is Mexico's second all-time leading scorer, with 46 goals for El Tri. None may have mattered more than his goal against South Africa in the tournament's first match. Jimenez had a poor World Cup in 2022, just two years removed from his injury. In March, he lost his father. So it's no wonder that this is how he reacted to scoring the 2026 World Cup's second goal:

The World Cup is being played in Canada and Mexico, in addition to the U.S. Which has led to some amazing fan interactions. Koreans and Mexicans in Guadalajara have become fast hermanos. Flip through all of the videos on this Instagram post:

And last, but most definitely not least, the traveling party that is the Dutch rolled into Texas, and the results have not disappointed.


All this and we're not even a full week into the festivities. Give me all the silliness and joy.

Sunday, June 14, 2026

Interlude

I have, since I can remember, despised the New York Knicks. Irrationally so. A week or so ago, Whit texted me to ask, "I know how you felt about the Knicks in the 1990s. How do you feel about them these days?"

To which I responded, "Certainly less intensely".

Still, not a Knick fan, though this group of players is hard to hate. But I can't help but be moved by this scene from the city after Jalen Brunson and his buddies brought the title back to New York:

A multicultural throng singing a black artist's song celebrating a group of (mostly) black dudes on the eve of our tinpot despot's birthday. That'll get you in the feels a bit. 

Friday, June 12, 2026

Please Don't Be MAGA: The Sequel

Almost exactly a year ago, we celebrated a uniquely-built ballplayer with a great story. Cal "Big Dumper" Raleigh took the G:TB endorsement and ran with it, finishing 2025 with 60 homers and a .948 OPS and leading the Mariners to the seventh game of the American League Championship Series. At the time, we were a bit cautious in our appreciation, given the fact that Raleigh plays a MAGA-forward sport and was raised in Tennessee and North Carolina. 

Raleigh's off to an injury-riddled slow start in 2026, but as of yet, hasn't displayed any egregiously bad politics, so we'll count that as a win. For now.

With Raleigh on the shelf, we need a new object of affection. A different beefy lad with an arsenal of quirks, perhaps. And boy, do we have somebody for you.

Red Sox left-hander Payton Tolle (pronounced TOLL-ee) made his debut in the bigs last season, appearing in seven games at the end of the season. Perhaps you caught this video of his welcome to the bigs gentle hazing session:

Tolle's settled in during this, his second campaign in the bigs (though he's technically still a rookie). He's started nine games for the middling Sox, recording 54 Ks in 53.1 innings and posting a 2.70 ERA and a 1.050 WHIP. The 6'6", 250 lb. left-hander has been one of Boston's few bright spots on the field, and an unquestionable nut job on it. Witness, for example, this...whatever it was and his post-game remarks:

As one might imagine, a lad of Tolle's dimensions who grew up in Oklahoma and played college ball at Wichita State and TCU (please no MAGA, please no MAGA), he's a fan of the cow. Here's one of his stories on the topic:

My favorite Tolle moment of the season happened last week against the Orioles. He induced a high chop to third from Orioles' catcher Samuel Basallo and then, well, then he did this:

Tolle is, as you might suspect, fast becoming a fan favorite. We'll leave you with this minute-long clip of Tolle being Tolle. Just an absolute lunatic (complimentary). Monkey never cramp.