Monday, August 10, 2026

Gheorghasbord: The Slimmining

Been an active three weeks or so for your boy, and I'm working on the comprehensive travelogue. I'm not saying it's on a Gheorghemas Day 12 schedule, but I'm not not saying that. I jumped on the scale this morning after a strict three-day regimen of PBR, Red Stripe, and gobs of tuna and was nonplussed, to say the very least. Gonna be doubling down on fiber and vegetables the next few days ahead of my annual physical on Wednesday.

All that's to say that the brain is a day or two away from firing on even one cylinder, so you'll get what you get.

I promise I'll stop hyping Michael Brennan at some point, but I find it very cool to see kids that are friends with mine doing big stuff in the world. Here's the moment after his win at the Wyndham Championship where his mom told him he's headed to Augusta. 
Here's a picture I took last year from the dune protecting the venerable Martha Wood Cottage from the ravages of the Atlantic Ocean. Possibly the best photo I've ever taken. Looks better the larger you make it. Feel free to use it for your own ends.


That's all I got, y'all. Gimme a few days.

Wednesday, August 05, 2026

The 'Failure' of Progress in Women's Athletics

The busy beavers at the Heritage Foundation, the conservative think tank whose vision of “a more perfect union” differs from that of a sizeable portion of the citizenry, recently demonstrated that its noxious ideas aren’t limited to government overhaul. The Foundation released a paper on transforming women’s sports to become, shall we say, more feminine and less male, all with a heavy dose of Title IX diminution. 

Lest you wonder about mis-interpretation or hyperbole, it’s right there in the title – Title IX’s Failed Experiment: Why Accommodating Sex Differences Beats Engineered Parity. The paper’s summary begins: “Title IX has evolved from a seemingly modest anti-discrimination statute into a powerful engine of feminist social engineering, complete with proportionality mandates. The result has been two systemic distortions that rest on a false premise — that differences in competitiveness and interest between the sexes are stereotypes to be engineered away through state action and cultural revolution.” 

It's giving smarmy prick
The paper’s author, Scott Yenor, is a Boise State political science professor and chair of something called the American Citizenship Initiative at the Heritage Foundation. He’s open about his thoughts on the roles of men and women in society, once delivering a speech at a conservative conference several years ago in which he said that career-seeking women are “more medicated, meddlesome and quarrelsome than women need to be, without connections to eternity delivered through their family.” 

The promotion of women’s sports in the past several decades, Yenor argues, is part of a project to remake female character and to create women who are more aggressive and assertive and “less deferential, less graceful, and less oriented toward motherhood and traditional feminine graces.” He cites the writings of French mid-20th century feminist Simone de Beauvoir and her successors as proponents of social engineering that attempt to strip away the natural, biological differences between men and women. Imposing a male-oriented competitive model of athletics, he says, actually deprives women of sporting pursuits that are more suited to their desires and makeup and has depleted opportunities for male athletes. 

Quite the take in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty-Six, but it speaks to where we are politically and socially. The Heritage Foundation, you might recall, was the clearinghouse for Project 2025, Russell Vought’s wet dream to shrink Federal government about which the President knew nothing until he installed Vought as budget director and began implementing its measures the minute his keister again landed in the Oval Office. Since then, various government agencies have been stripped and re-made to reflect the Oaf-in-Chief’s and his lackeys’ ideas of governance. He hasn’t been bashful about threatening colleges and universities with funding cuts, so it’s not surprising that Title IX would become a target. 

Some background might be helpful. Title IX is the landmark civil rights legislation passed in 1972 that forbids sex-based discrimination in schools or any education program that receives Federal funds. Athletics weren’t a part of the original equation but became so in 1979 and later through a series of amendments and court rulings. With government backing, scholarships, budgets and opportunities for women increased in the decades to come, fueling the ascent of U.S. women’s athletics on the national and international stage. 

The Office of Civil Rights came up with a three-prong test for compliance: 
 Are sports opportunities at a school for men and women substantially proportionate to enrollment? 
 Is the school working to expand sports opportunities for women? 
 Has the school fully accommodated interest for girls and women? 

Proportionality has been the primary benchmark for compliance, a so-called “safe harbor” for schools. That’s become tricky as many colleges have greater female enrollment than male but a larger proportion of male athletes. Football and its disproportionate roster sizes and budget outlays skew the numbers, and athletic departments have basically deemed football untouchable. Fearful of potential lawsuits, however, many schools cut men’s non-revenue programs – wrestling, swimming, cross country, tennis – rather than increase the number of women’s teams and opportunities because they couldn’t bear the accompanying costs. 

Hence, Yenor’s argument that the current model for women has in turn limited opportunities for men. Yenor doesn’t want to do away with high-level women’s athletics, recognizing that a subset of women want and thrive in that environment. But he recommends substantial reforms, chief among them essentially de-fanging Title IX. He would eliminate the proportionality requirement. He would permit less competitive pursuits such as exercise classes or intramurals to count toward compliance. He says that Congress should exempt major men’s revenue-producing programs from counting toward overall participation numbers. And while they’re at it, deregulate all but strictly academic portions of educational systems from Title IX oversight. 

One might dismiss the Foundation paper as another right-wing rant that yearns for the supposed good old days, if it weren’t for the present administration’s embrace of Vought and other Heritage positions and its actions over the past eighteen months. The current regime has gutted the Department of Education and all but abandoned oversight in civil rights enforcement and environmental protections. It attacks academia over the scourge of DEI and what it defines as “woke” culture. It downgrades women and minorities in the military amid macho posturing about a warrior mentality and appearance and soldier testosterone levels. 

It doesn't take a political savant to imagine that Yenor and his allies will take a cue from recent Supreme Court rulings about the 1965 Voting Rights Act in their fight against Title IX. For instance, in Shelby County v. Holder in 2013, the court struck down a section of the VRA as unconstitutional, in part, because it relied on old data and practices. The conservative majority ruled, in effect, that because Black people had made so much progress in the areas of voting and representation through the years that Federal oversight was no longer necessary. 

Tee up Title IX arguments and we might hear: Women’s athletics have made so much progress in recent decades that Federal oversight is no longer necessary. Add a side of the idea of “protecting women’s sports” from an inflated fear of a transgender overrun, which is actually Yenor’s launch point in the paper – an inaccurate description of a Tunisian “man” pummeling a Chinese woman in the 2024 Olympics women’s boxing competition for the gold medal and the ensuing shock and outrage it caused. 

Problem is, it didn’t exactly occur that way. An Algerian and a Taiwanese boxer in the women’s competition came under immense scrutiny because some thought that they “appeared” to be transgender or men, but both are women and were cleared to compete by the IOC. Algerian Imane Khelif did indeed win gold in the women’s welterweight division, in a unanimous decision over a Chinese boxer, and much of the controversy was a product of misinformation and internet trolling. 

That a college professor did not, or chose not to, convey facts accurately about something so easily verifiable as Olympic boxing in what’s supposed to be a persuasive paper kind of gives away the game, don’t you think? Any number of right-wing chew toys are about control in the guise of protection. Book bans "protect" impressionable children. Abortion bans “protect” unborn babies. Stripping the Voting Rights Act “protects” the Constitution. Banning gun restrictions “protects” individual rights and the Second Amendment. Rolling back environmental regulations “protects” jobs and “protects” against government overreach. Transgender bans "protect" women's sports. Title IX repeal would “protect” against radical feminism. Too often, the only thing it protects against is progress.

Tuesday, August 04, 2026

zShazams Are Back!

I've been slacking off with my zshazams effort.  Here are a few gems I discovered since my last post and I dedicate them to some Gheorghies.

"Theme for Moon Children" by Duane Eddy

This is a twangy western guitar song with a grand soaring string section, very cinematic.  It's very much of a time and place that heavily involve vinyl.  Accordingly, this one's for Mr. KQ (he probably has it on a 78).

"Florida Water Blues" by Twisted Teens

This is the title track of Twisted Teens' new album.  I hadn't heard of them before I heard this song and it motivated me to check out the whole album.  You should too because it's good.  They're a duo from New Orleans and they make straightforward rock n roll with a mildly swampy southern sensibility.  "Florida Water Blues" is perhaps the swampiest song on the album and it works for a number of Gheorghies.  rootsy, because of the line "You can drink that Florida water and go blind" which reminds me of Franklin County moonshine, and because it sounds like the sort of stuff he would've told me to check out back in 308.  I don't know if DJ Herb is a G:TB lurker but it works for him as the resident ORF Rock Floridian.  Whit will like it too--he likes almost everything and the album has a few songs that sound like what would happen if the Drive-By Truckers were born in the 1990s and decided to make punk rock.

"Get Away From Me (I Think I'll Love You Soon)" by Julia Jacklin

This song sounds like what would happen if you created a song to ensnare rob.  A cute Australian hipster songwriter/chanteuse singing an ambivalent love song over simple guitar chord melodies with almost no rhythm and a minimal eight bar breakdown?  This is an early single for her next album, arriving September 25.  If you listen closely you can hear rob adding a reminder to his Outlook calendar.  

"Bentley's Gonna Sort You Out" by Bentley Rhythm Ace

This song sounds like what would happen if you asked AI to generate a 90's electronica song.  And I like it!  I feel like I should have heard this song before, maybe on the soundtrack to a Guy Ritchie movie or a vodka commercial.  This one's for Jerzy Dave.

"Ca Plane Pour Moi" by Plastic Bertrand

This song sounds like what would happen if the Beach Boys were from Belgium and they made a pop punk record in French.  Clocking in at just under 3 minutes, the title roughly translates to "everything is going well for me."  It features a driving four-on-the-floor beat with speedy guitars and no discernible bass line but maybe that makes sense given that it was recorded in 1977 by a Belgian guy.  I think Whit will enjoy this one (and I won't be surprised if he's already familiar with it).

"Jungle Birds" by Lulu Lewis

This song sounds like a pair of Gen X art kids grew up but never stopped messing around with sound and recorded some of it.  And apparently that's the case.  Evan "Funk" Davies from WFMU said Dyscopia was the best album of 2022 and "Guest musicians on the project have included Sergio Rotman (Los Fabulosos Cadillacs), Brendan Canty (Fugazi), Jay Dee Daugherty (Patti Smith Group)."  This has Squeaky written all over it (and he will probably shake his head when he learns that I never heard of them before this).

"Don't Tell Your Mama (Where You've Been)" by Eddie Floyd

This song sounds like something Dexter St. Jacques's uncle from Alabama would write. "Let me show you how a woman acts/When a man gets to feelin' that he's got to have a love affair."  Bars.

"Live Fast, Love Hard, Die Young" by Eddy Arnold

Lots of Eddys in this zshazams.  This is a legitimately old time rockabilly song with awesome lyrics.  "I wanna leave a lotta happy women/A-thinkin' pretty thoughts of me/I wanna live fast, love hard, die young/And leave a beautiful memory."  I'm not sure who recorded it first, Eddy Arnold or Faron Young, but I heard Eddy's version on the radio so that's what I'm going with.  It's old school, southern, tremendously witty.  Right up OBX Dave's alley.

And here are the songs as a playlist.  Enjoy!

Monday, August 03, 2026

Maybe AI won't take our jobs, and if it does I have a plan thanks to Eddie Murphy.

Many worry that AI will completely change society, including by automating certain work and thereby taking jobs from humans.  I do not share that concern in light of recent discoveries, and if happens I have a fallback plan.  Once again, Eddie Murphy is involved.

My favorite Eddie Murphy movie might be Coming to America.  The plot is simple--Eddie Murphy plays the prince of the fictional African country Zamunda and he (along with Arsenio Hall) comes to America to find his ideal bride.  Hilarity ensues.

Recent developments in HIV research lead me to believe that Zamunda might not be fictional.  This goes deep inside the Deep State.

The US State Department gave a presentation at the AIDS 2026 conference in Rio de Janeiro to show, among other things, funding opportunities in Africa.  They tried to be quite literal with this presentation so they included a map of Africa.  Or perhaps I should say a "map" of Africa because, well, take a look for yourself.

Compare that to a real map of Africa, one without the scare quotes.


The State Department doesn't know where anything is in Africa.  Not only do the labels point to the wrong things, the things they point to don't correspond the the shapes of any African countries, let alone the ones listed in the labels.

Whoever made these slides used OpenAI and I find it remarkable that any AI could screw up a task simple enough for a third grader.  We can all rest safe that AI will not take our jobs in light of such a blatant colossal blunder.

But maybe that's what the Deep State wants you to think.  Maybe OpenAI is trying to tell us that there are hidden countries in Africa based on its review of the State Department's secret files.  Wakanda is real!  Zangaro too!  The elephant graveyard?  Real!

So if our AI overlords take my job, I'm moving to Zamunda.

Friday, July 31, 2026

The Official Beer of the Resistance

It should be noted up front that I am not an attorney. But I've read some things, so I feel qualified to opine. Also relevant to this post: like noted jurist Brett Kavanaugh, I like beer. I'm probably over-qualified to offer my take on the suds. Today, a story that combines First Amendment issues with serving beer for your consideration.

Minocqua Brewing is a Wisconsin-based brewing company with brewpubs in Minocqua (a lake community in the northern part of the state) and Madison. It's been owned by Kirk Bangstad since 2016. Some companies choose to highlight their conservative credentials (See, for example, Black Rifle Coffee). Minocqua is very adamantly in the opposite camp - they wear their progressive principles (literally) on their sleeves.

Bangstad is a vocal critic of the current administration, and the brewery has a standing offer of free beer the day that the current President* passes away. Last week, the Wisconsin Department of Revenue revoked Minocqua Brewing's operating license, effective August 4.

In 1980, the Supreme Court found in Central Hudson Gas & Electric Corp. v. Public Service Commission of New York that commercial speech is protected under the First Amendment, assuming it passes four tests:

  • The commercial speech isn’t misleading and doesn’t pertain to illegal activity.
  • The government restriction serves a substantial state interest.
  • The government restriction directly advances that substantial state interest.
  • The government restriction isn’t more extensive than necessary to advance that state interest.
According to me, selling Foxtrot Delta Tango, ICE OUT, and I Wish It Was Free Beer Day t-shirts, while arguably in poor taste, are not per se illegal and don't warrant government restriction. Bangstad, predictably, has indicated that he will fight the revocation, saying "They’ll have to pry me out of my taprooms before I stop selling beer to thirsty progressives who come to visit us."

In honor of Minocqua Brewing, I shall choose today and always to drink beer and not be racist. You should, too.

Wednesday, July 29, 2026

Tar Heel Electioneering

As the mid-term elections begin to amble into focus, my home state of North Carolina, like many locations around the country, contains elements of blatant fuckery by the majority political party as well as signs of hope that there may be a path through the present miasma. 

I’ve written previously that the birthplace of Vince McMahon, John Coltrane and Michael Jordan is a purple state that’s been gerrymandered and re-districted of late to glow red. Republicans hold a 71-49 advantage in the state house of representatives and 30-20 edge in the state senate. Yet as recently as 2022, the state’s Congressional delegation was split evenly 7-7 with Republicans and Democrats. But the state legislature monkeyed with district maps ahead of the 2024 election and resulted in 10 GOP seats out of 14, despite less than 53 percent casting votes for Republicans. 

Hmmm, you might say, that doesn’t appear to be proportional representation. Fear not: they weren’t finished. After President Reflecting Pool called on Republican-led states to change the maps so that more elephants will be elected to Congress, the state drew new lines last year that will likely result in an eleventh GOP rep. To do so, they carved up all eight of the state’s majority-Black counties, which were concentrated in NC’s First District, and splintered them among several conservative-leaning districts (your counter-argument about blue-state gerrymanders is duly noted). 

Similar moves are being played out in several other Southern, conservative-leaning states, with the tacit backing of the U.S. Supreme Court. SCOTUS has chipped away at the 1965 Voting Rights Act in recent years, most recently in Louisiana v. Callais, essentially ruling that race-based voting districts are unconstitutional, partisan gerrymandering is perfectly acceptable, and good luck proving that race is the cause of any sort of voting or representative shortfall. Meanwhile, Republicans who control North Carolina’s state and county election boards want to move early-voting sites away from college campuses and to reduce Sunday voting. Both could impact student and Black voters, who tend to vote Democrat. 

Boliek. Yeah, this tracks.
A New York Times piece reported that three counties were instructed to move voting sites and one county to eliminate Sunday voting, which is popular among Black voters. Democrats and voting rights groups claim that the changes are the result of pressure from a gent named Dave Boliek, the Republican state auditor of election boards. Boliek has held the position since 2024 after the state legislature stripped Governor-elect Josh Stein, a Democrat, of power over election boards. Boliek subsequently appointed Republican majorities and a Republican chairperson to all 100 county election boards. 

For his part, Boliek claimed that pushback is typical partisan griping from Democrats after power shifted from their party to the opposition. He conveniently omitted that legislative scales were tilted to assure said Republican control. 

So where’s the hope, the glimmer of possibility that me and my Tar Heel State brethren aren’t sentenced to one-party rule and representation? Well, the governor’s mansion is a good place to start. Stein was elected comfortably in 2024, which marked the third consecutive gubernatorial election that a Democrat won. In fact, all three of the state’s top office holders, Stein, Lieutenant Gov. Rachel Hunt and Attorney General Jeff Jackson, are Democrats. The Republican-led legislature has done its darnedest to neuter the governor’s powers in recent years but both Stein and his predecessor served honorably. 

Speaking of his predecessor, two-term former Gov. Roy Cooper is running for the open Senate seat that Republican Thom “Unnecessary H” Tillis will vacate at the end of his term. Tillis last summer chose not to run for re-election after opposing Donald Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill because of its cuts to health care and because of increasing discomfort over being forced into GOP lockstep with all things Trump. 
Cooper gives Democrats a solid chance at flipping the seat and narrowing the Republicans’ 53-47 Senate majority. He is polling ahead of GOP candidate Michael Whatley, the former chair of the state Republican party and chair of the Republican National Committee in 2025, a Trump endorsee who has never held public office. Cooper is running a simple, folksy campaign whose primary slogan is Make Stuff Cost Less. He refers to his campaign schedule as the Make Stuff Cost Less Tour. He doesn’t rail against Trump and keeps the rhetoric lukewarm. A favorite refrain is, “For so many North Carolina families, there’s just too much month at the end of the money,” which is about as close to glib as he gets. 

He governed mostly center-left and without scandal, so attempts to portray him as some sort of radical will likely fall flat. The primary GOP accusation against him thus far is: he’s a Democrat, which for many is disqualifier enough. Republicans will sink a fuckton of money into the fall campaign because it’s a contested seat, and the race figures to be tight because, hellooo, purple state. Anyway, not necessarily sturdy limbs on which to climb, but these days you take what you can get.

Monday, July 27, 2026

The Eddie Murphy Rule is a Clash of the Titans

More Eddie Murphy content!  In 1983, Eddie Murphy starred in his second feature film, Trading Places.  The title applies to several aspects of the movie.

At the most literal level of "trading places," two wealthy brothers swap the lives of a young commodities broker in their employ (Dan Aykroyd) with Murphy's character, a poor con man.  So Aykroyd becomes homeless and Murphy get his money, job and apartment.  Hilarity ensues.

Second, and as you can see from the end of that clip, the two old wealthy guys are up to some shenanigans enabling them to corner the frozen orange juice market using confidential information from the USDA.  Suffice it to say that 1983 was a simpler time.  Anyway, Murphy and Aykroyd concoct a plan to intercept the information and swap it out with a fugazi document.  The confidential information is itself trading places, and Murphy and Aykroyd trade places with the two brothers from an inside information perspective.

Third, this ruins the two wealthy brothers, rendering them homeless, while Aykroyd and Murphy become fantastically rich.  The brothers get their come-up five years later in Coming to America.

Fourth, "trading places" also refers to the exchange floor on which Murphy and Aykroyd execute the final steps of their scheme.  In a nutshell, they know that the orange crop is large (based on the USDA report they stole) while their enemies think it will be small (based on the fugazi report they planted).  The brothers aggressively buy OJ futures, driving the price up.  Other traders see what the brothers are doing and, assuming the bros are sharps, start buying as well and further increase the price.  Meanwhile the heroes sell OJ futures and make a profit.  Once the real crop report is released everyone realizes the futures are worthless and hurriedly sell, cratering the price.  This all happens at the "trading place."

This plot may seem far-fetched, but in 2010 (almost 30 years later!) the chair of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission testified before Congress that the movies' market manipulation scheme did not violate the Commodity Exchange Act.  You could do that!  In response, Congress amended the CEA to prohibit insider trading using information misappropriated from the government.  This is commonly referred to as "The Eddie Murphy Rule."  I shit you not.

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I thought of this while reading about DJ Trump's latest grift.  For $100,000 a month, you can get early access to his bleats on Truth Social and that price is worth it given that these Diet Coke and Big Mac addled missives move markets.  The press release admits as much:

“Markets already move on Truth Social posts,” said Kevin McGurn, Interim Chief Executive Officer of TMTG. “Truth API delivers a direct, licensed, real-time feed of the platform’s most market-moving Truths while advancing our strategy to monetize proprietary assets through a high-margin, recurring revenue stream. As adoption grows, we expect Truth API to become a meaningful, ongoing source of revenue for the company, creating lasting value for shareholders.”

The president's company is publicly promoting a subscription to "proprietary" information that moves markets and touting their ability to "monetize" this information to form a "recurring revenue stream."  They are admitting, out in the open, that you can buy confidential government information from the president to make money in financial markets.  And every financial services company will need to subscribe simply to keep pace with everyone else.  As one of my favorite writers put it, "Donald Trump is an innovator in the field of corruption."

All of this seems to run completely afoul of the Eddie Murphy Rule though, and enforcement would bring about a clash of two titans of 1980s culture: Eddie Murphy and Donald Trump.  Release the Kraken, indeed!