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— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) August 9, 2026
Monday, August 10, 2026
Gheorghasbord: The Slimmining
Wednesday, August 05, 2026
The 'Failure' of Progress in Women's Athletics
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| It's giving smarmy prick |
Tuesday, August 04, 2026
zShazams Are Back!
I've been slacking off with my zshazams effort. Here are a few gems I discovered since my last post and I dedicate them to some Gheorghies.
"Theme for Moon Children" by Duane Eddy
This is a twangy western guitar song with a grand soaring string section, very cinematic. It's very much of a time and place that heavily involve vinyl. Accordingly, this one's for Mr. KQ (he probably has it on a 78).
"Florida Water Blues" by Twisted Teens
This is the title track of Twisted Teens' new album. I hadn't heard of them before I heard this song and it motivated me to check out the whole album. You should too because it's good. They're a duo from New Orleans and they make straightforward rock n roll with a mildly swampy southern sensibility. "Florida Water Blues" is perhaps the swampiest song on the album and it works for a number of Gheorghies. rootsy, because of the line "You can drink that Florida water and go blind" which reminds me of Franklin County moonshine, and because it sounds like the sort of stuff he would've told me to check out back in 308. I don't know if DJ Herb is a G:TB lurker but it works for him as the resident ORF Rock Floridian. Whit will like it too--he likes almost everything and the album has a few songs that sound like what would happen if the Drive-By Truckers were born in the 1990s and decided to make punk rock.
"Get Away From Me (I Think I'll Love You Soon)" by Julia Jacklin
This song sounds like what would happen if you created a song to ensnare rob. A cute Australian hipster songwriter/chanteuse singing an ambivalent love song over simple guitar chord melodies with almost no rhythm and a minimal eight bar breakdown? This is an early single for her next album, arriving September 25. If you listen closely you can hear rob adding a reminder to his Outlook calendar.
"Bentley's Gonna Sort You Out" by Bentley Rhythm Ace
This song sounds like what would happen if you asked AI to generate a 90's electronica song. And I like it! I feel like I should have heard this song before, maybe on the soundtrack to a Guy Ritchie movie or a vodka commercial. This one's for Jerzy Dave.
"Ca Plane Pour Moi" by Plastic Bertrand
This song sounds like what would happen if the Beach Boys were from Belgium and they made a pop punk record in French. Clocking in at just under 3 minutes, the title roughly translates to "everything is going well for me." It features a driving four-on-the-floor beat with speedy guitars and no discernible bass line but maybe that makes sense given that it was recorded in 1977 by a Belgian guy. I think Whit will enjoy this one (and I won't be surprised if he's already familiar with it).
"Jungle Birds" by Lulu Lewis
This song sounds like a pair of Gen X art kids grew up but never stopped messing around with sound and recorded some of it. And apparently that's the case. Evan "Funk" Davies from WFMU said Dyscopia was the best album of 2022 and "Guest musicians on the project have included Sergio Rotman (Los Fabulosos Cadillacs), Brendan Canty (Fugazi), Jay Dee Daugherty (Patti Smith Group)." This has Squeaky written all over it (and he will probably shake his head when he learns that I never heard of them before this).
"Don't Tell Your Mama (Where You've Been)" by Eddie Floyd
This song sounds like something Dexter St. Jacques's uncle from Alabama would write. "Let me show you how a woman acts/When a man gets to feelin' that he's got to have a love affair." Bars.
"Live Fast, Love Hard, Die Young" by Eddy Arnold
Lots of Eddys in this zshazams. This is a legitimately old time rockabilly song with awesome lyrics. "I wanna leave a lotta happy women/A-thinkin' pretty thoughts of me/I wanna live fast, love hard, die young/And leave a beautiful memory." I'm not sure who recorded it first, Eddy Arnold or Faron Young, but I heard Eddy's version on the radio so that's what I'm going with. It's old school, southern, tremendously witty. Right up OBX Dave's alley.
And here are the songs as a playlist. Enjoy!
Monday, August 03, 2026
Maybe AI won't take our jobs, and if it does I have a plan thanks to Eddie Murphy.
Many worry that AI will completely change society, including by automating certain work and thereby taking jobs from humans. I do not share that concern in light of recent discoveries, and if happens I have a fallback plan. Once again, Eddie Murphy is involved.
My favorite Eddie Murphy movie might be Coming to America. The plot is simple--Eddie Murphy plays the prince of the fictional African country Zamunda and he (along with Arsenio Hall) comes to America to find his ideal bride. Hilarity ensues.
Recent developments in HIV research lead me to believe that Zamunda might not be fictional. This goes deep inside the Deep State.
The US State Department gave a presentation at the AIDS 2026 conference in Rio de Janeiro to show, among other things, funding opportunities in Africa. They tried to be quite literal with this presentation so they included a map of Africa. Or perhaps I should say a "map" of Africa because, well, take a look for yourself.
Compare that to a real map of Africa, one without the scare quotes.
Friday, July 31, 2026
The Official Beer of the Resistance
It should be noted up front that I am not an attorney. But I've read some things, so I feel qualified to opine. Also relevant to this post: like noted jurist Brett Kavanaugh, I like beer. I'm probably over-qualified to offer my take on the suds. Today, a story that combines First Amendment issues with serving beer for your consideration.
Minocqua Brewing is a Wisconsin-based brewing company with brewpubs in Minocqua (a lake community in the northern part of the state) and Madison. It's been owned by Kirk Bangstad since 2016. Some companies choose to highlight their conservative credentials (See, for example, Black Rifle Coffee). Minocqua is very adamantly in the opposite camp - they wear their progressive principles (literally) on their sleeves.
In 1980, the Supreme Court found in Central Hudson Gas & Electric Corp. v. Public Service Commission of New York that commercial speech is protected under the First Amendment, assuming it passes four tests:
- The commercial speech isn’t misleading and doesn’t pertain to illegal activity.
- The government restriction serves a substantial state interest.
- The government restriction directly advances that substantial state interest.
- The government restriction isn’t more extensive than necessary to advance that state interest.
Wednesday, July 29, 2026
Tar Heel Electioneering
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| Boliek. Yeah, this tracks. |
Monday, July 27, 2026
The Eddie Murphy Rule is a Clash of the Titans
More Eddie Murphy content! In 1983, Eddie Murphy starred in his second feature film, Trading Places. The title applies to several aspects of the movie.
At the most literal level of "trading places," two wealthy brothers swap the lives of a young commodities broker in their employ (Dan Aykroyd) with Murphy's character, a poor con man. So Aykroyd becomes homeless and Murphy get his money, job and apartment. Hilarity ensues.
Second, and as you can see from the end of that clip, the two old wealthy guys are up to some shenanigans enabling them to corner the frozen orange juice market using confidential information from the USDA. Suffice it to say that 1983 was a simpler time. Anyway, Murphy and Aykroyd concoct a plan to intercept the information and swap it out with a fugazi document. The confidential information is itself trading places, and Murphy and Aykroyd trade places with the two brothers from an inside information perspective.
Third, this ruins the two wealthy brothers, rendering them homeless, while Aykroyd and Murphy become fantastically rich. The brothers get their come-up five years later in Coming to America.
Fourth, "trading places" also refers to the exchange floor on which Murphy and Aykroyd execute the final steps of their scheme. In a nutshell, they know that the orange crop is large (based on the USDA report they stole) while their enemies think it will be small (based on the fugazi report they planted). The brothers aggressively buy OJ futures, driving the price up. Other traders see what the brothers are doing and, assuming the bros are sharps, start buying as well and further increase the price. Meanwhile the heroes sell OJ futures and make a profit. Once the real crop report is released everyone realizes the futures are worthless and hurriedly sell, cratering the price. This all happens at the "trading place."
This plot may seem far-fetched, but in 2010 (almost 30 years later!) the chair of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission testified before Congress that the movies' market manipulation scheme did not violate the Commodity Exchange Act. You could do that! In response, Congress amended the CEA to prohibit insider trading using information misappropriated from the government. This is commonly referred to as "The Eddie Murphy Rule." I shit you not.
I thought of this while reading about DJ Trump's latest grift. For $100,000 a month, you can get early access to his bleats on Truth Social and that price is worth it given that these Diet Coke and Big Mac addled missives move markets. The press release admits as much:
“Markets already move on Truth Social posts,” said Kevin McGurn, Interim Chief Executive Officer of TMTG. “Truth API delivers a direct, licensed, real-time feed of the platform’s most market-moving Truths while advancing our strategy to monetize proprietary assets through a high-margin, recurring revenue stream. As adoption grows, we expect Truth API to become a meaningful, ongoing source of revenue for the company, creating lasting value for shareholders.”
The president's company is publicly promoting a subscription to "proprietary" information that moves markets and touting their ability to "monetize" this information to form a "recurring revenue stream." They are admitting, out in the open, that you can buy confidential government information from the president to make money in financial markets. And every financial services company will need to subscribe simply to keep pace with everyone else. As one of my favorite writers put it, "Donald Trump is an innovator in the field of corruption."
All of this seems to run completely afoul of the Eddie Murphy Rule though, and enforcement would bring about a clash of two titans of 1980s culture: Eddie Murphy and Donald Trump. Release the Kraken, indeed!










