Sunday, August 23, 2026
NFL Grind, With International Flair
Friday, August 21, 2026
Yet More Definitive Footy Takes
You got the kit takes, and on the first day of the 2026-27 Premier League season (Holders Arsenal host newcomers Coventry City at 3:00, live on USA), you get another definitive analysis. I offer you the GTB vibes-based Premier League predicted order of finish.
First, a few opinions from the experts:
Opta is a analytical outfit that uses data to model predicted outcomes. Here's their take.
Three of NBC's pundits offer their opinion.
Finally, the BBC weighs in here.
Thursday, August 20, 2026
GTB's Definitive Review of the 2026-27 EPL Kits
At the time of posting, we're fewer than 36 hours away from the start of a new Premier League season. One of the league's traditional preseason activities (in addition to exhibition games/money grabs in places far from the UK and Chelsea overpaying for middling talent) is the release of new kit designs. Which, come to think of it, is also a money grab.
ESPN has helpfully catalogued and ranked all of this season's new looks so you can judge their relative attractiveness (or lack thereof) for yourselves. But we're here to serve, so if you don't have that much time, allow us to tell you what's Good, Meh, and Ugly.
The Good
Sunderland were surprisingly frisky last season after being promoted from the Championship. The Black Cats took some major scalps early in the campaign, and wound up in 7th place, good for a Europa League spot. They celebrated by dropping a pair of sweet kits:
ESPN ranks their away kit as the very best of the new season's offerings. I like it, too.
The Meh
Adidas has done this thing recently where they leave a cap in the three stripes markings that run down the sleeves, probably to fit in more sponsorship logos. Let us go on record as disliking it - see Fulham's fairly unambitious home kit as an example of the form:
Chelsea is a mess in a lot of ways (though I expect them to be pretty competitive on the pitch under new manager Xabi Alonso). Their home kit design seems to be a complete afterthought.
A bunch of clubs, including the aforementioned Fulham, are basically running back the same home kits they've used for a while now. So don't expect anything interesting from Arsenal, Spurs, Manchester United, Bournemouth, and several others.
Everton is a blue club, just like Chelsea, and they didn't break any new ground, either, but I do like the little splash of yellow on the collar.
The Ugly
With due respect to our man Marls, Newcastle's home kit is a nice try, but a bizarre execution:
Hull City is newly promoted. Let's hope they play better than they design kits.
I generally like Leeds United's kits, but someone should've thought about how this season's home kit would look when the sponsor's logo was applied:
And finally, for good reason, Spurs seem to understand that their home kit is fairly standard, so they went for it with their away togs. They should not have done so.
Tuesday, August 18, 2026
Saturday, August 15, 2026
Belated Glen Hansard Appreciation Post
Not exactly dipshittery, but a return to a normality. Glen Hansard, who passed away in a motorcycle accident on July 29, was your favorite musician's favorite musician. Hansard was beloved by the greats, the goods, the unknowns, and the up and comers because he just absolutely loved music with all his being. Here are just a few of the things he did, and a few of the ways the community celebrated him.
I didn't realize until his passing that he'd played guitarist Outspan Foster in The Commitments. Check out his story about getting the part and then enjoy his stylings.
Hansard started as a busker, playing on the streets of Dublin. He never forgot those roots, and organized a annual Christmas Eve Busk starting in 2010 to raise money for the Dublin Simon Community, a group that works to support homeless Dubliners. Here he is at the 2015 edition of the Busk with a few folks you might know.
Look at how much he loves watching others - this is him at a recent Busk glowing as he looks on while young Dubliner (who started as a busker herself) Allie Sherlock plays. Shit breaks your heart.
In addition to his solo work and numerous collaboration, Hansard recorded three gorgeous records with Czech singer-pianist Marketa Irglova as The Swell Season. Shlara turned us on to them years ago. The 2007 movie Once is a fictional depiction of their musical pairing, with the pair starring. You'll be familiar with "Falling Slowly". Just fucking beautiful. True story: I have a female friend with whom I share tunes I think are cool (and she with me). I sent her this song when I first heard it. And then had to quickly explain that I just thought it was a cool song - no deeper meaning.
Here he is eulogizing Shane MacGowan just a few years ago.
Just hours before he passed, he spent an evening in a pub in West Dublin. Cliche to say he died doing what he loved, but he certainly did what he loved right to the too-early end. He was celebrated by just about everyone:
Friday, August 14, 2026
Indulgence
Passive
Forever now
Active
Shot him dead
Chooses to forget
The words that
Describe the truth
Impunity granted
A little girl grows up
Fatherless.
The next headline.
Wednesday, August 12, 2026
What I Did On My Summer Vacation
Financial precarity aside, being one of the founders of a startup has its perks. in my recent case, it means i can fuck off for a few weeks to various locales and not worry about job security. It doesn't hurt that our little company is entirely virtual and I can check in from places far and wide.
What follows is a journey in (mostly) pictures from a river in Maine to the mountains of Colorado to the Atlantic Ocean white with foam in North Carolina.
I've chronicled my various paddles down the St. Croix River in northeastern Maine before, so I won't bore you with all of the details, but my fifth multi-day canoeing and camping trip with family and friends was top notch once again. Water was a little bit higher than most trips, so we got to run some rapids that had been previously inaccessible (and required portaging, which is less fun than paddling). Saw some eagles, cool ducks, chipmunks, couple of sunrises over our four days and three nights.
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| We paddled the stretch between the Vanceboro Dam and the Grand Falls Dam |
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| Smaller crew this time |
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| Little Falls, site of our first night's campsite |
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| Egg Point, last night on the river |
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| Logo of the St. Croix International Waterway Commission captured at Loon Bay. Would make a good tattoo. |
After a seven-hour delay at Logan, dragged my tired ass into my house at 3:00 am and spent most of the next day napping. Two days later, my wife and I headed out west to help our daughter move into a new place in Boulder, but we took advantage of the occasion to spend a few days in Colorado Springs before shlepping household goods.
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| This formation is called the Siamese Twins |
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| You can see Pike's Peak off in the distance through the keyhole in the Twins |
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| Mrs. Rob and I scrambled up a rock, unaware of the impending danger |
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| The view from 14k' |
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| This is the actual scoreboard from the arena in Lake Placid used in the 1980 Olympic hockey tournament |
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| Jimmy Craig's gameworn |
Not much worth reporting from Boulder - been there a bunch and shared a lot of photos. Moving out of a third-floor apartment is a young man's game. Thank God my kid is strong like bull. Here's a gratuitous shot of her and her Mom.































