Friday, August 13, 2021

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 Please choose your favorite lyric from LFO's "Summer Girls", one of the laziest, most atrocious examples of song writing in modern history. I will see you all in the comments with my selection.

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer

Do you remember, Do you remember?

...when we met..That summer??


[Chorus:]

New Kids On The block, had a bunch of hits

Chinese food makes me sick.

And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer

I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,

I'd take her if I had one wish,

But she's been gone since that summer..

Since that summer


[Verse 1:]

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,

Met you one summer and it all began

You're the best girl that I ever did see,

The great Larry Bird Jersey 33

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet

Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets

Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby

Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy

Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,

Left one day and never came back

Stayed all summer then went back home,

Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone

Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speaking

Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton

When I met you I said my name was Rich

You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch


[Chorus:]

New Kids On The block, had a bunch of hits

Chinese food makes me sick.

And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer

I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,

I'd take her if I had one wish,

But she's been gone since that summer..

Since that summer


[Verse 2:]

Cherry Pez, cold crush, rock star boogie

Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,

Always been hip to the B-boY Style

Known to act wild and make girls smile,

Love New Edition and the Candy Girl

Remind me of you because you rock my world

You come from Georgia where the peaches grow

They drink lemonade and speak real slow

You love hip hop and rock n roll

Dad took off when you were 4 years old

There was a good man named Paul Revere

I feel much better baby when you're near

You love fun dip and cherry Coke,

I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke

When I met you I said my name was Rich

You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch


[Repeat Chorus]


[Bridge:]

In the summertime girls got it going on,

Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song

Summertime girls are the kind I like,

I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike


[Verse 3]

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks

My mind takes me back there oh so quick

Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet

Think about that summer and I bug, cause I miss it

Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese,

Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees

Call you up but whats the use

I like Kevin Bacon, but I hate Footloose

Came in the door I said it before, I think I'm over you

but I'm really not sure

When I met you I said my name was Rich

You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch


[Repeat Chorus]


[Bridge:]

In the summer girls come and summer girls go

Some are worth while and some are so so,

Summer girls come and summer girls go

Some are worth while and some are so so,

Summertime girls got it going on

Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song

Summertime girls are the kind I like

I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike


[Repeat Chorus]


19 comments:

T.J. said...

gtfoh with this: "Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone"

Marls said...

Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet…

Gotta respect the love for Don Knotts

rob said...

this is impressively lazy filler. perfect for a dog day afternoon.

Whitney said...

I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike is ripped off directly from the Beasties. Weak.

TR said...

I always remembered the “Chinese food makes me kinda sick” line. It’s a poor man’s Steal My Sunshine for sure.

T.J. said...

I'm starting to sense we might have a recurring segment forming

T.J. said...

per wiki: Many of the song's rhyming lines appear to be randomly inserted. The formula often consists of writing a line about Cronin's summer relationship with a girl and following it with a non sequitur that rhymes, similar in fashion to "The Thanksgiving Song" by Adam Sandler.

Marls said...

It’s no “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”.

rob said...

i think i remember the film

rob said...

please tell me y'all have seen the video of ernie johnson speaking to the alabama football program.

Marls said...

Ernie’s speech is fantastic because he lives it. “Make somebody’s life better” A simple task that I likely fail at most days. Inspiring but convicting all at once.

T.J. said...

Ernie Johnson is the fucking best. Love that dude.

TR said...

Please tell me y’all have NOT seen John Fassel explain a circumcision to the Cowboys players he coaches in Episode 1 of Hard Knocks. It’s up there with Dave Campo playing with a fart toy and the Jets players playing with shake weights, in terms of cringe factor. Hearing him explain what the vas deferens is to the players was not compelling TV.

rootsminer said...

Was he referencing circumcision or a vasectomy?

rob said...

yes

here's a test. we bought a car for my kid last night. gonna see if typing that makes the inline car ads stop appearing. how good are you, ad servers?

TR said...

Sorry. Twas a vasectomy chat.

rob said...

trevor bauer is a monstrous predatory dickbag

Juan Carlos said...

Do you think the lead still has blond highlights and a blaccent?

Whitney said...

David Crosby is 80 today. Durn.