Please choose your favorite lyric from LFO's "Summer Girls", one of the laziest, most atrocious examples of song writing in modern history. I will see you all in the comments with my selection.
Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??
[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block, had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer
[Verse 1:]
Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block, had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer
[Verse 2:]
Cherry Pez, cold crush, rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Repeat Chorus]
[Bridge:]
In the summertime girls got it going on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
[Verse 3]
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug, cause I miss it
Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon, but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before, I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Repeat Chorus]
[Bridge:]
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it going on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
[Repeat Chorus]
19 comments:
gtfoh with this: "Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone"
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet…
Gotta respect the love for Don Knotts
this is impressively lazy filler. perfect for a dog day afternoon.
I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike is ripped off directly from the Beasties. Weak.
I always remembered the “Chinese food makes me kinda sick” line. It’s a poor man’s Steal My Sunshine for sure.
I'm starting to sense we might have a recurring segment forming
per wiki: Many of the song's rhyming lines appear to be randomly inserted. The formula often consists of writing a line about Cronin's summer relationship with a girl and following it with a non sequitur that rhymes, similar in fashion to "The Thanksgiving Song" by Adam Sandler.
It’s no “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”.
i think i remember the film
please tell me y'all have seen the video of ernie johnson speaking to the alabama football program.
Ernie’s speech is fantastic because he lives it. “Make somebody’s life better” A simple task that I likely fail at most days. Inspiring but convicting all at once.
Ernie Johnson is the fucking best. Love that dude.
Please tell me y’all have NOT seen John Fassel explain a circumcision to the Cowboys players he coaches in Episode 1 of Hard Knocks. It’s up there with Dave Campo playing with a fart toy and the Jets players playing with shake weights, in terms of cringe factor. Hearing him explain what the vas deferens is to the players was not compelling TV.
Was he referencing circumcision or a vasectomy?
yes
here's a test. we bought a car for my kid last night. gonna see if typing that makes the inline car ads stop appearing. how good are you, ad servers?
Sorry. Twas a vasectomy chat.
trevor bauer is a monstrous predatory dickbag
Do you think the lead still has blond highlights and a blaccent?
David Crosby is 80 today. Durn.
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