Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Spaceballs the Flame Thrower...The kids love this one

Did Pat Summit just pass Lenny Wilkens, or Sadaharu Oh?

Forget about American Idol people (I did seasons ago). Nashville Star is where it's at. Tune in next week when LeAnn Rimes and Bret Michaels join forces for "a historic rendition" of "Every Rose Has It's Thorn." My idea of "a historic rendition" of that tune would be CC DeVille storming the stage and hitting Rimes in the face with a chair.

Was George Karl coaching his squad while wearing a jersey last night? I guess you can do whatever you want when you've gone 19-5 since taking over.

Are we supposed to feel sorry for Barry Bonds?

I haven't been to any country music concerts in my life, but if I were Kenny Chesney's merchandising people, I would certainly hope they have created "Kenny Chestey" half shirts for all his redneck, big breasted female fans. (I'm thinking this is my best idea since Anal Bibs)

Speaking of anal bibs, Kobe and the Lakers are finished. Kobe dropped 43 last night, and the Lakers still lost to the dreadful Jazz by 8.

Phil Jackson...LeBron James. LeBron James...Phil Jackson. Why don't you guys get to know each other.

A personal favorite of myself and Dennis, St. Lous Cardinal Rick Ankiel, apparently is coming back to the major leagues, this time as an outfielder. Wild Thing Jr., we wish you well. Rob Neyer called him "the new Von McDaniel". I have no idea what that means.

2 comments:

T.J. said...

Viva Las Vegas:

If Michael Jackson beats child molestation charges, he could be back in business Barry Manilow-style. While Jackson's recent albums have not sold well, Donald Trump and his Las Vegas partners are betting he'd be a big draw as the house performer at the soon to be completed Trump International Hotel & Towers. According to Us Weekly, billionaires Phil Ruffin and Jack Wishna, who also own the New Frontier Hotel & Casino, have spoken to reps for the cash-strapped pop star. "There'd be moral clauses in the contract," says Wishna, who adds that Jackson could earn more than $80 million.

T.J. said...

That bitch...

WEST MIFFLIN, Pa. -- A woman was charged with stealing money and other items in recent weeks by walking up to six elderly victims, giving them a big hug -- and then stealing their wallets or other loose items in the process.