Monday, March 28, 2005

Simply Awesome

What a tremendous weekend of college basketball...Dennis can thank the Dukies for costing him 20 bucks...I am amazed Dickie V survived the weekend...I hope to find some scathing rip jobs of Lute Olson and Tubby Smith this morning in their local papers...The song from that Adidas commercial is starting to freak me out...Fran Fraschilla just said that Sean May has "better hands than All State"...Paul Davis made himself a TON of money this weekend...If you haven't seen Tonya's meltdown on Inferno 2 yet, you're really missing out...Apparently, Ving Rhames is now the new Kojak. Telly Savalas is rolling over in his lollipop filled grave...Did you know Regis Philbin is 73 years old? He's the new Dick Clark...The baseball season starts in 6 days, and the Boston Red Sox are the defending World Series Champs. That one still stings...

6 comments:

Dennis said...

Poop.

T.J. said...

Well said.

T.J. said...

Speaking of poop:
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- Former PGA champion Bob Tway set a dubious record Monday by hitting four balls into the water and making a 12 on the par-3 17th island green at The Players Championship.

T.J. said...

The top ten films for the past weekend:
1. Guess Who
2. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
3. The Ring 2
4. Robots
5. The Pacifier
6. Hitch
7. Hostage
8. Ice Princess
9. Be Cool
10. Million Dollar Baby

I will now set myself on fire.

T.J. said...

Um, OK, Richard Gere apparently hates the EU:

TOKYO (Reuters) - Expecting no more than light chit-chat about ballroom dancing, reporters in Tokyo were startled when actor Richard Gere launched into a condemnation of Europe's plans to lift an arms embargo against China.

After promoting his new film "Shall We Dance?," in which he co-stars with Jennifer Lopez, Gere grabbed a microphone to denounce plans by the European Union to lift the embargo imposed after China's bloody crackdown on pro-democracy protests in 1989.

Question, shouldn't moviegoers everywhere be boycotting Mr. Gere after such crap like Shall We Dance?

T.J. said...

Can I write check?

"What I really want to know is when he's going to retire." -- Yao Ming, when asked what he'd most like to learn from Shaquille O'Neal.