Monday, October 26, 2020

Vehicular Update

At this very moment, an employee of the valet service that lost my keys at The Graduate hotel in Richmond is driving my pristine 2013 Honda Pilot northward to my residence. I assume it looks something like this:


I'll keep you posted in the comments section.

15 comments:

zman said...

Your Honda Pilot is pretty much the opposite of a 250GT California. I assume it looks something more like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfmKwgrQzdE

rob said...

the pilot has landed. all parts seem to be in working order. the keys remain missing.

rootsminer said...

Did they get a new key made or just hotwire it?

zman said...

They rolled it down a hill and popped the clutch.

Dave said...

on a similar note:

https://sentenceofdave.blogspot.com/2018/08/the-red-bulls-game-was-least-exciting.html

zman said...

Zwoman got one of those forehead scanning thermometers, one of the really cheap ones, and it proves that I am literally the coolest person in zhome. Everyone else here says this is proof that it’s broken.

TR said...

ABC..easy as 1,2,53.

Whitney said...

I assume you gave just the key/fob to the valet, rob. I have on occasion given the whole set of keys. That would be a bigger problem.

rob said...

gave 'em the whole shooting match. fortunately (selfishly?), it was my wife's set of keys.

Whitney said...

Ugh. What a pisser.

zman said...

The only way to top that would be if you put your wedding ring on the keychain too.

Whitney said...

He lost that years ago in the ocean at the OBFT.

rob said...

twice

rootsminer said...

Maybe next time leave the ring at home for safe keeping. It's not like any fraternizing with ladies is happening on OBFT.

TR said...

Brooks Koepka’s girlfriend seems nice.