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Monday, October 26, 2009

Sherm!

In which the viewing public is treated to a clusterfuck in 4 acts.

92 comments:

Mark said...: Cerrato looks like such a clueless douche in that picture. I like it.; 7:34 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: That's his good side.; 7:39 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: welcome to the shitshow, friends; 7:44 PM, October 26, 2009
Greg said...: Cerrato looks like an older Chris Kattan.....and TeeJay said he hired the Baha Men for the halftime show.; 7:52 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Kudos to ESPN for finding Sherm's old stomping grounds--the bingo parlor.; 8:03 PM, October 26, 2009
mayhugh said...: Brian Mitchell being inducted into the Ring of Fame tonight.; 8:07 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Berman and the ESPN crew are throttling Snyder and Cerrato as bad as you'll ever see.; 8:08 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Yeah, Mitchell gets 2 minutes to give a speech. I sure hope Snyder is in the market for a shiny new asshole.; 8:09 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Okay...I won't start drinking scotch until:

a) Campbell gets sacked
b)the Skins call a timeout because they can't get a play in
c) the skins get a delay of game
d) The Redskins trail by double digits
e) any of the above; 8:23 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Um...Chris Cooley's hair choice was surprising this evening.; 8:24 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: just so mark has something to root against, i need chris cooley and the eagles defense to combine for 26 points to bring me fantasy glory.; 8:25 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Tirico looks like C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man tonight.; 8:31 PM, October 26, 2009
Mark said...: That hurts, Rob. But since you've set me up.; 8:32 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: if vinny told gruden he was no longer calling plays, gruden would have killed him with his bare hands.; 8:33 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Prepare to be Sherminated.; 8:35 PM, October 26, 2009
Mark said...: Gruden blows EVERYBODY.

It makes me wonder why he never went after any of these impact offensive players while he was coaching in Tampa. Instead, it was 4 years of Joey Galloway as your go to WR, and a battle between an old beat up Jeff Garcia or an old beat up Brad Johnson as the best QB of that era. I can't wait for him to coach the Redskins next year.; 8:35 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Jason Campbell is an a mental slump, eh? Kind of like my ab muscles have been in a slump for the last few decades.; 8:36 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Question for the assembled masses:
Does Jason Campbell ever start an NFL game in a non-Redskins uniform?; 8:36 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: yes, jason campbell needs to relax. that's the problem.; 8:37 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: This animatronic Frank Gifford is so real its almost like he's still alive.; 8:38 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Its a running week for the Eagles--bad break for the Skins.; 8:43 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Insurmountable lead.; 8:44 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: well, that was...entirely predictable.; 8:44 PM, October 26, 2009
TR said...: Good to see the black guy from Old School at the game in a Skins jersey.; 8:44 PM, October 26, 2009
Mark said...: When was the last time you saw a team score on a reverse from that far away?; 8:45 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: This could be a special night...and I'm not just saying that because I'm not wearing pants.; 8:46 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: I predict Sherm's first series goes like this:
Run middle for no gain.
Run right for 2 yards.
Incomplete pass.; 8:47 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: sherm time. i'm all aquiver.; 8:47 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Offensive problems solved.; 8:48 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: biggest gain of the game.; 8:48 PM, October 26, 2009
Mark said...: All Cooley, all the time.; 8:49 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Uh oh. Sherm only knows one play.; 8:49 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: sherm only knows one play; 8:49 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: genius; 8:50 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: sherm is also officiating; 8:50 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Okay, I opened the scotch.; 8:52 PM, October 26, 2009
Mark said...: I think somebody should explain the meaning of 'philosophy' to Jaws.; 8:55 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: naming your sons brian and byron displays a distinct lack of imagination; 9:01 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: That, my friends, was a defensive stop. And a fundamentally sound, good, crisp bounce pass.; 9:02 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: "Creigh Deeds...President Obama has already started distancing himself from him for fear of the stench of failure."; 9:04 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: late to the outside. brilliant.

and obama's no dummy. though deeds is.; 9:07 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Agree on both points. Its gonna be 14-0 in less than 6 plays.; 9:09 PM, October 26, 2009
TR said...: DeSean is my favorite asshole in the NFL. He's very good and he knows it and he feeds off of being a douchebag.; 9:10 PM, October 26, 2009
TR said...: So 3 different Eagles have taken snaps. None have been Vick. It's amazing how quickly that story faded from the headlines. He has 1 yard passing, 13 yards rushing and no TDs. Quite the non-story.; 9:14 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: In a related story, Snyder just offered the Eagles two firsts and third for Vick.; 9:15 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Six plays. 14-0.; 9:17 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: for the love of god; 9:17 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: That laminated paper Zorn is holding--its a Waffle House menu.; 9:21 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Oh.
My.
God.; 9:23 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: I mean are you kidding me? Let's just call him JaJason.; 9:24 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: pestilence, carnage, jamarcusage; 9:24 PM, October 26, 2009
TR said...: I swear, this game is a replica of Jets-Raiders yesterday, minus a mohawk on Campbell.; 9:24 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: you can use the brain tomorrow, geoff. i plan to call in sick.; 9:25 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: I loaned it to TR.; 9:26 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: McNabb's bounce passes are hilarious. We'll always have that.; 9:28 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: if mcnabb were remotely competent, this would be a 4 touchdown game; 9:28 PM, October 26, 2009
TR said...: Dog killer now has 5 times as many passing yards this season as he had coming into the game.; 9:28 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: i predicted 24-0 at the half. We can do this. I know it in my heart.; 9:29 PM, October 26, 2009
TR said...: Have we seen a Sean McDermott shot yet? Is he wearing the same shades that Tomlin wore yesterday?; 9:30 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: They showed him twice. No shades. But he does have a jawline to doe for.; 9:32 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: There is no 35 on the Skins. Ok...they caught it.; 9:33 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Cooley has not returned to the game since the Campbell fumble. If there was ever a year for him to miss his first game, this is it.; 9:34 PM, October 26, 2009
TR said...: I wish more African Americans rocked the Billie Dee Williams/Carl Weathers staches. Too much wispy Willie Randolph/Tony Dungy action.

The Skins players would respect Campbell more if he had a pushbroom stache.; 9:39 PM, October 26, 2009
Mark said...: Devin Thomas...playmaker.; 9:39 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: hey, blind squirrel got some; 9:39 PM, October 26, 2009
Shlara said...: I can't believe that there are that many people in the stadium. Totally surprising.; 9:40 PM, October 26, 2009
Shlara said...: now, back to Gossip Girl; 9:40 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: I liked what Sherm did on that drive. I really, honestly did. I almost feel bad. I mean, if he had an NFL QB and 3 more decent o-lineman, this could be an 8-8 team.; 9:41 PM, October 26, 2009
Mark said...: I think people are there just to boo and chant "sell the team" on national TV.; 9:41 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Men that Stare At Goats?; 9:42 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: ok, they have a little momentum now. Watch what they do here. I'm guessing 35 yard gain.; 9:43 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Well, well, well...if they score here I might allow myself to get invested in this game.; 9:45 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: HAhahahahahahah...fuck me.; 9:45 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: but of course; 9:45 PM, October 26, 2009
Greg said...: The men who stare at most lowly fucking goats?; 9:52 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Jason Campbell is really, really awful.; 9:52 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: the quarterbacking in this game is making puppies cry. and not just vick.; 9:53 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Rob already said it, but if the Eagles played even mediocre offense this game it would be 35-7 right now.; 9:54 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Campbell's QB rating in the first half: NC-17; 9:56 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: that's fucking malpractice; 9:58 PM, October 26, 2009
Mark said...: Redskins, this is DeSean Jackson. i was sure you two had already met.; 9:59 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Sweet fancy Moses.; 9:59 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: This is every bit as bad as we thought...which in an odd way is surprising.; 9:59 PM, October 26, 2009
Shlara said...: are you guys going to watch this whole game???

I'm going to bed...I'm pretty sure I know how its going to end.; 10:04 PM, October 26, 2009
Mark said...: No, Geoff tiov'd Gossip Girl and is going to watch that instead of the 2nd half.; 10:11 PM, October 26, 2009
Mark said...: or tivo'd.; 10:11 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: My tivo did record Gossip Girl, and while it was not my doing, I will likely watch the episode later this week.; 10:14 PM, October 26, 2009
rob said...: i'm hedging my bets - i'm sick, so i'm going to go lay in bed in hopes that i'll fall asleep in time to avoid watching desean jackson score another touchdown.; 10:20 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Word is Cooley has a broken foot, possibly done for the year.; 10:33 PM, October 26, 2009
Geoff said...: Okay, I'm done. Snyder and Cerrato can enjoy sucking a great big bag of dicks during the bye week.; 11:18 PM, October 26, 2009
TNT said...: Take some solace in the fact that the Eagles don't look like a very good team these days. That may be one of the most disappointing wins I've seen in a long time.; 12:59 AM, October 27, 2009
T.J. said...: I see Blake Griffin is already a true Clipper...; 7:57 AM, October 27, 2009

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