COVID-420

 SCIENCE!

There is no reason for me to be bumping down zman's epic tome, but I think Whit missed me a bit, so I thought I'd pop in here to GTB HQ before I return to the hellsite that is twitter dot com. And why actually produce a post for the first time in months now, you ask? 'CAUSE WEED, that's why. More specifically, how some recent scientific study showed that cannabis may prove useful in some cases fighting this fucking god awful never-ending shitshow pandemic.

"Compounds in cannabis can prevent infection from the virus that causes Covid-19 by blocking its entry into cells, according to a study published this week by researchers affiliated with Oregon State University. A report on the research, “Cannabinoids Block Cellular Entry of SARS-CoV-2 and the Emerging Variants,” was published online on Monday by the Journal of Natural Products."

Puff, puff, prevent folks. Think it's time to get Luniz to cut a new track.

Folks, you know what to do*

This list, it is...incorrect. I know the Jersey guys will agree, and why the fuck is the meth lab of democracy ranked 7th? Bump Oregon and Vermont, and drop Texas waaaaaay down. Mississippi, you seem good right there, no no put your hand down, we're not listening.

And Hawaii we see you... nice.

Methodology: 1,211 US adults were asked to choose the better of two states from a list of the 50 US states and Washington, D.C. in a series of head to head match-ups. 

*bitch about this in the comments

How soon we forget

 You mean this GTB logo?

Gheorghies, I made a thing

Graphic design is my passion

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— Tony Orlando and Red Dawn (@gheorghetheblog) May 13, 2020

As On Brand as On Brand Gets

Sometimes, post copy isn't even needed:

Pre-Gheorghemas Day 5 Filler

My outfit for today's Paradise-themed Holiday Party can best be described as ‪#‎DadCore‬ with a hint of ‪#‎SantaChic‬. If donned by Cousin Eddie.

Oh yeah, the tie plays holiday tunes.

Feliz Gheorghidad: Día Uno

GHEORGHEMAS IS BACK MOFOS

Once again, I've been impeding the progress of America's favorite fictional holiday (sorry, Arbor Day) by not posting installment number one of Gheorghemas. That ends now.

Day 1 has been a whirlwind of good times over the years (not really) - roll the "highlights", will ya, and please be sure to format it in a disastrous way, to make Danimal feel better about his blogger skillz:

On previous Day 1s, Big Gheorghe has given us...

• One Hell of a bloggy Par-ty
• One Doofus Dancing (hee, hee) 
• One Doofus on a Fake Pony
• A Doofus Dancing (the year Zman stole Day 1 from right under my double chins)
• HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAACK

So this year do we begin with another fine foto of the Teej, perhaps me posing as René Belloq from Raiders of the Lost Ark:

If only you spoke...Hovitos

Nah, maybe we should all take a journey to FLAVORTOWN together:

Holy-moly, Stromboli

So many choices. I have all the excitement:

Guardian Angel Gilbert watching over me

Enough, TJ. Stick to what works. As they say in ESS-EEE-CEE country, Tradition, PAWWWWWWWWWL...

On the first day of Gheorghe-mas
Big Gheorghe gave to me
A fat guy in a jer-sey

There can be only one...

This One's for Teedge and the Ghooghles

If you're too impatient to watch the whole thing then fast-forward to 3:30. This will surely show up in our next edition of the Ghooghles with some sort of shirtless tag ... and Rollergirl is involved.

I cordially invite you to Teej's American Kitchen & Bar...

Two weeks ago at work, we held our annual Chili Cook-Off. I was once again asked to emcee, and this time, I really decided to have some fun with it...

Welcome to Flavor Town, gang:

I fully expect to be the host of "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives" by early 2015.