Feliz Gheorghidad: Día Uno

GHEORGHEMAS IS BACK MOFOS

Once again, I've been impeding the progress of America's favorite fictional holiday (sorry, Arbor Day) by not posting installment number one of Gheorghemas. That ends now.

Day 1 has been a whirlwind of good times over the years (not really) - roll the "highlights", will ya, and please be sure to format it in a disastrous way, to make Danimal feel better about his blogger skillz:

On previous Day 1s, Big Gheorghe has given us...

• One Hell of a bloggy Par-ty
• One Doofus Dancing (hee, hee) 
• One Doofus on a Fake Pony
• A Doofus Dancing (the year Zman stole Day 1 from right under my double chins)
• HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAACK

So this year do we begin with another fine foto of the Teej, perhaps me posing as René Belloq from Raiders of the Lost Ark:

If only you spoke...Hovitos

Nah, maybe we should all take a journey to FLAVORTOWN together:

Holy-moly, Stromboli

So many choices. I have all the excitement:

Guardian Angel Gilbert watching over me

Enough, TJ. Stick to what works. As they say in ESS-EEE-CEE country, Tradition, PAWWWWWWWWWL...

On the first day of Gheorghe-mas
Big Gheorghe gave to me
A fat guy in a jer-sey

There can be only one...