Who doesn't want a little Teej Thursday filler? I think it was about a year ago that we participated in a similar captioning exercise with me behind a podium outside the Capitol. Similar proximity, slightly different shot(s). Have at it, folks...
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| "My name is the Teej, and I approve this caption" |
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| A guy walks into a Senate office for a papal ballot..." |
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| "I cannot -- I will not -- abide the Subway $5 footlong now costing $7!!" |
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| "These hand motions will get more demonstrative until morale improves." |
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These hand motions will get more demonstrative until morale improves.
For those out of the baseball loop, the Mets did exactly what they needed to do over 3 games against the Nationals. They sit 2 games better than the Braves and tied with the Dbacks for the 2nd wild card spot in the NL.
Now comes the hard as shit part. Phillies in town for 4 critical games. One at a time, boys. Here we go.
LFGM
"Yes I'm Irish and yes it really is this long."
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shohei ohtani got his 50th (and 51st) steal and his 49th and 50th homers in a game where he went 5-for-5 and drove in 7 runs. king shit.
in other news, the feds seized 784 dildos from diddy's house.
sincere apologies. ohtani hit another homer. 6-for-6, 3 hr, 2 2b, 2 sb, 4 runs, 10 rbi. quite possibly the greatest offensive game in the history of baseball.
bought some carolina reaper pickle chips from a local vendor at a brewery over the weekend, so i've been giving myself periodic mouthzings for the past few days. a little capsaicin is good for the soul.
rob already landed here, but go find Ohtani highlights. Guy hits absolutely majestic shots, steals bases and plays with enviable joy. And he hasn't pitched at all this season. One of one.
Will be interesting 10 or 15 years from now when the media and jingoist Guardians of Baseball contort themselves into crullers parsing why he isn't the best who ever played.
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