Friday, December 08, 2023

The Twelve Days of Gheorghemas: Day Four

On the fourth day of Gheorghemas, big Gheorghe gave to me:

Four Teams for Bitching
Three Tiny Scrappers
Two books for your Gheorghemas wish list
And a doofus to lead this country

And here you thought it was fair, or at least an attempt at fair. Or maybe that merit counted for something. College football again demonstrated that it is and it does, provided you reside in the right neighborhood and pass the eyeball test. 

The College Football Playoff announced its four-team field, and the outrage was equal parts predictable and naïve. We get Michigan, Washington, Texas and Alabama – all heavy hitters, all deserving of spots, all appointment watching, the latter quality carrying extra weight in an endeavor partnered with TV and its wheelbarrows of cash. But it's an affront to the game, a traveshamockery! To which we say, Settle down, Beavis. 

The CFP is a football tournament that doubles as a TV show. Or vice versa. Florida State has a legitimate beef after being snubbed. The Seminoles are the first unbeaten team from a Power Five conference to be left out in the 10-year history of the current format. The ACC champs will watch from distance as one-loss Texas and one-loss Alabama compete in semifinals. 

The ‘Noles are victims because of two things out of their control: their league; and injury/injuries to their quarterback(s). To the first point: Florida State was fourth in the penultimate CFP rankings heading into conference championship weekend. The Seminoles beat Louisville in the ACC title game to finish 13-0. Elsewhere, Michigan (No. 2) and Washington (No. 3) had already clinched two spots in the field with wins. 

Texas (No. 7) dump trucked Oklahoma State in the Big 12 championship game. Then, Alabama (No. 8) upset top-ranked Georgia in the SEC title game, creating what many believed would be chaos for the selection committee. Nos. 2, 3, and 4 won their games, while No. 1 lost. How would the committee separate Georgia, which lost to ‘Bama, which lost to Texas? 

But SEC commish Greg Sankey reminded everyone, inadvertently or not, of who’s who and what’s what. Asked prior to last Saturday’s games about the possibility of the SEC getting left out of the playoff field should ‘Bama beat Georgia, he responded, “That’s not the real world of college football. Let’s go back to Sesame Street to make it real basic, because one of these things is not like the other, and that is the Southeastern Conference. We have five of the top 15 teams.” Sankey continued: “… the reality is that no one has experienced the success that we have in the playoff. So when you actually put us against the teams rather than in committee rooms, we stand alone.” 

In other words, the SEC was going to have a seat at the table, regardless. As would the Big Ten. Bonus points if you realized that all four semifinalists are current or future members of the SEC and Big Ten. 

Which brings us to the second point: Florida State was without starting quarterback and offensive rainmaker Jordan Travis. Its backup QB missed the ACC championship game in concussion protocol, forcing the Seminoles to use their third-string quarterback, a true freshman who looked the part. The ‘Noles’ top-shelf defense smothered Louisville, but their offense toggled between meh and unwatchable for 3½ hours in a 16-6 slog. 

After Florida State was left out, several committee members remarked that the Seminoles were a different team without Travis, a fairly thin justification. Now, choosing the playoff field based on which teams look best or are playing best at the end of the season or on championship weekend isn’t an unreasonable gauge. The problem is that there’s no hard and fast selection criteria. Sometimes it’s season-long accomplishment, other times it’s how a team appears when everyone’s watching. It can be tailored to desired outcomes or whenever the check clears. Were Travis healthy and had the Seminoles bounced Louisville 30-6, the committee likely would have had to do some hair-splitting. As it was, members didn’t have to separate Alabama and Texas; they defaulted by separating Florida State altogether. 

All of this year’s outrage will be moot a year from now when the 12-team field begins. Florida State would get in, as would Georgia, Ohio State, Oregon and several others. It would be a helluva tournament. That’s little consolation right now. 

Truth is, there are going to be gripes no matter the size of a playoff field. The No. 5 team gripes when there’s a four-team field. The 69th team gripes when it’s left out of the 68-team NCAA basketball tournament field – or to be more accurate, the 37th-rated at-large team. Next year, the 13th team will wail at being omitted from the football playoff. The difference is that the smaller the field, generally the more legit the complaint. 

Remember, too, that college football's postseason, if not the entire sport, has always been about money. Historically, the bowl system and its civic graft controlled postseason. If the No. 1 team's conference was tied to the Rose Bowl and No. 2's to the Orange Bowl, well, that's the way it was. A playoff would supposedly devalue the regular season, and split national champions were simply part of the "charm" of major college football. Never mind that basketball, baseball, soccer, volleyball, heck, even lower level college football, staged tournaments to decide national champions. 

When TV money surpassed bowl money, with a side of public demand, suddenly championship matchups were more palatable. We had 1 vs. 2, then the four-team field and now a dozen teams playing for a title, with mega football conferences led by the Big Ten and SEC here and in the near future. College football is an attractive, lucrative pastime. On its way to the next phase of world domination, it couldn’t resist reminding everyone who and what call the shots.

27 comments:

rob said...

apparently w&m's own (and zman's double-own) sean mcdermott...checks notes...spoke admiringly of the 9/11 hijackers' teamwork in a preseason address to his team in 2019. this seems, um, bad.

rootsminer said...

That sounds like the work of a guy who is trying to get fired, no?

Danimal said...

the comments were from 2019, so perhaps someone is now trying to get him fired.

Marls said...

Yep, let’s spin up the artificial rage machine in order to generate clicks. As Dan mentioned, this happened in 2019 and he apparently apologized right away back then and has again apologized now.

It was stupid and he realized it. Our media culture is so fucking dumb.

rob said...

true facts, timmy.

Marls said...

Imagine the outcry if it was reported that he had participated in, and in subsequent years, sponsored a “slave auction” in college. Of course, nobody would be dumb enough to do that - even if it was couched in other terms.

Whitney said...

Too soon, Marls

Marls said...

Yeah, unfortunately it will always be too soon because nobody argues anything in good faith anymore.

OBX dave said...

For your consideration amid McDermott noise: he whiffed badly earlier this week about the Von Miller arrest for physical abuse of pregnant girlfriend; team will allow him to play.

Silence from owner. GM sort of addressed seriousness of situation, said things happen, due process and such. McDermott punted completely. Said GM addressed and he (McDermott) had nothing further to add. Wouldn't respond about how he addressed situation to players, nor reveal his own thoughts on specific situation or domestic abuse in general. Said his entire focus on practice and upcoming game.

Now, do a side-by-side of McD choosing to address remarks he made and handled four years ago with dismissal of issue in the here-and-now. There's a worthy point that 9/11 as a reference point in remarks to a team is far more volatile than an individual domestic abuse allegation. But a cynic might wonder if a calculation was made that the former provides cover for the latter.

Marls said...

Or they just know they need him to win so they are callously hiding behind “can’t talk about an ongoing investigation” bullshit.

Maybe McDermott is a complete douche, I have no idea. However, I doubt that he is making the call bout whether Miller plays. That probably sits on Pegulia’s desk.

The use of 9/11 as a way to gin up outrage is infuriating. Prime example is Jay Fucking Monihan and the PGA. Let’s roll out the 9/11 family to explain why LIV is evil and try to kill it and then turn around and proceed to crawl into bed with the Saudis. Manufactured anger to make a bad faith argument you don’t actually believe in order to achieve one’s goals. Someone needs to come up with a new word for that.

rob said...

strawfenangern

Donna said...

How about someone, anyone be a decent human and respond to accusations of alleged criminal activity and morals/ethics code violations with real consequences, though? Just once? I mean why does the league (any league?!) have an ethics/morals clause at all when they don't give a flying fuck? It doesn't matter -- sexual misconduct - pass. Beat your partner - pass. Shoot a gun off while intoxicated in shady place - pass. Affair with someone who works for you and try to cover it up/pay them off - pass.
What's the fucking point?
Just say, we're about money. Winning makes us money, and we don't really care otherwise what you do, where you do it, who it hurts, etc. We don't. That's the club we really are. And all our millions let us be there! Ooh-rah!
How about truth-telling for a change.

OY - can y'all tell I'm having a day?!
FUCK Cancer by the way.
And oh, yeah, it's the Season of Hope and Merry, Merry ~

zman said...

But they suspended Tom Brady four games for being "at least generally aware" that Patriot employees under-inflated some footballs. I read a great piece on that.

zman said...

Regarding McDermott, I'm sure worse things have been said in an NFL locker room. Perhaps he's an inartful speaker or maybe he's just a moron. But he has the highest win percentage in Bills history; broke a 17-year playoff drought with Tyrod Taylor at QB (despite his habit of checking down in Hail Mary situations) and took the team to four more playoff appearances after that; fielded a top-5 offense and a top-5 defense in four of the last five years; won 10 or more games in each of the last four seasons for a franchise that hadn't seen double-digit wins since 1999; and won more games in the last 6.7 years (68) than they did in the 10 years before he got to Buffalo (66). He isn't getting fired for a bad analogy he made four years ago, or because Von Miller might play on Sunday (Leonard Little killed a woman and played in the Super Bowl three months later; Brian Blades killed his cousin and didn't miss a down of football). If he gets fired it's because the team is 6-6 (despite a +101 point differential!), can't win close games, plays down to the level of their competition, refuses to run the ball despite now having three huge RB on the roster, and Josh Allen keeps throwing bad picks. If they were 8-4 (e.g., they beat the Pats and Jets) we wouldn't hear about any of this.

zman said...

Other people recently spoke about terrorists:

* After Hamas went on a rampage murdering, maiming, and raping Israeli citizens across western Israel, the leading candidate for the United States presidency said "You know, Hezbollah is very smart. They're all very smart."

* In testimony before Congress, the presidents of Harvard, Penn, and MIT said that whether statements calling for the genocide of Jews constitutes bullying or harassment depends on the context. The Harvard pres added, “antisemitic rhetoric, when it crosses into conduct that amounts to bullying, harassment, intimidation — that is actionable conduct. We do take action.” So conduct--in this hypothetical, conducting genocide--is bullying or harassment but calling for genocide might not be.

Some might conclude that saying stupid stuff like this is presidential.

OBX dave said...

Tim and Z and apparently cheesed-off Donna make excellent points. Dredging up McD remarks from four years ago is indeed sensational click-bait. The hypocrisy, she is thick, as y'all point out. Money and winning rule the day and absolve many transgressions.

zman said...

I didn't mean to pull us away from the spirit of Gheorghemas. Don't take anything having to do with the Bills to seriously.

OBX dave said...

No worries, Z. My offering wasn't exactly fellowship and good cheer. Hope others will right the ship.

mr kq said...

Allo Gheorghies. I played against Brian Blados in HS.

Whitney said...

Afternoon, everybody…

Mark said...

700 million?!?!??

Whitney said...

That’s a number right there. Wowsers.

Mark said...

This was all very serious so I'll add...anyone seen the Magic lately? We're back baby!

rob said...

700 million simoleons. Smackers. Bucks. Zoomzooms. Bills.

Whitney said...

Why are we talking about the Bills again?

Whitney said...

And Mark, enjoy. Meanwhile, speaking of magic, the Wizards are 3-18. Thank goodness for the Pistons, losers of 19 straight.

rob said...

have we talked about shohei outani’s contract yet? that’s a lotta scratch.