He's thrown for 819 in those two games, completing 78.7% of his passes, with 8 touchdowns and only 1 pick.
The rumor is he's even a Harvard graduate.
And this is how the MoFo came to the podium after yesterday's win.
This is fucking glorious.
We are all FitzMagic.
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He's also the best quarterback the Jets have had in the last decade
I was going to comment on Fitzpatrick yesterday but didn't get around to it. Every 4-6 years he plays like an elite QB for 6-9 games, gets a big contract, then turns back into a pumpkin. This is the third such outburst from Fitz. He netted just over $58M from the first two. I can't wait to see how much someone pays him next year. It might be the Billsiest thing ever for Buffalo to give him $20M over two years. Brandon Beane and Mike McD are probably hunkered down at One Bills Drive right now, marveling that Fitz is on pace for 64 TDs and 6552 yards.
Speaking of the Bills, I’m thinking about pulling a Vontae Davis at lunch today
My large adult son Patrick Mahomes is on pace for 80 TDs and zero picks. Seems feasible
there's the person that continues speaking into the phone while on the elevator, and then there is the person that does so on the speakerphone.
Zero Jets fans wish we still had Fitz.
I pine for the days of Browning Nagle
I made the mistake of ordering a pulled pork sandwich at my office cafeteria. It was, without hesitation, the worst pulled pork I've ever had. I would not be surprised if it was actually Alpo with a dollop of Kirkland BBQ sauce on top. Do not get pulled pork this far north unless you know the vendor knows what they're doing.
teej's editorial judgment is impeccable. his design skills? well, those are peccable.
I agree w/ Rob. U should’ve used bullets, Teej.
Who edited this piece?
I like the format. Deconstructed Teej.
Fables of the Deconstructed.
Fitz's output falls into the category of things I explain with 'Why the hell not?'.
When I did BBQ catering in hs/college, I saw many a person call brookwood farms, straight out of the tub with a little extra sauce, to be the best 'cue they'd ever had.
And you format haters need to suck it and admire Teejus' minimalist design, and the fact that he blessed us with content!
Elaine Benes has forayed into the Kavanaugh situation?
I had my first “MD meeting” at my new gig. It features tequila tasting and a cover band consisting of employees that were playing classic rock tunes.
It was too fun and too tempting. I just bailed. I’m too busy to make bad decisions on a Monday.
In related news, I could give two shits for fancy tequilas. My brown liquor of choice is and always will be scotch.
Since when are you too busy for bad decisions?
Since July, Zedman. Sad!
If it was scotch, I'd be on that stage right now, singing the chorus to House of the Rising Sun and approaching blackout.
Seeing Janikowskis lumpy figure in a Seahawks unit does not look right. But he remain strong one of the all-time great chubby athletes.
I’m fully aware that the Fitzmagic won’t last forever but he’s so much more likable than Jameis. And he spreads the ball around way better too. The Bucs have a ton of weapons in the passing game and I’m enjoying not sucking for however long it lasts.
i like how tr did that in a polish accent in homage to seabass
just think, there are kids watching this game thinking Seabass is just an old, fat kicker and not actually an old, fat, date rapist kicker
Is Lumpy Sebastian related to Lumpy Steve?
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