Tuesday, September 18, 2018

I Really Enjoy This




I mean come on.  So much to like.


Posted by Whitney at 6:09 AM
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32 comments:

T.J. said...

oh man, today's gonna be quite the day on twitter dot com:

In her upcoming memoir, Stormy Daniels provides this description of her night with Donald Trump: "I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart"

8:45 AM, September 18, 2018
rob said...

brevity, not usually the soul of whit. but this is quality content.

9:06 AM, September 18, 2018
Marls said...

Dave thinks this is derivative and trite.

9:21 AM, September 18, 2018
Marls said...

She was banging a 65 year old dude because of his celebrity status. Not sure why she thought he would be manscaped and hung like Dirk Diggler.

9:27 AM, September 18, 2018
rob said...

all true, marls. but now we get yeti pubes and mushroom dick as part of our national political discourse, which is phenomenal.

9:30 AM, September 18, 2018
Marls said...

I assume by yeti pubes she means that in addition to being unkempt he has gone gray down there. I am surprised that he doesn’t use the same hair dye to make the carpet match the drapes.

9:43 AM, September 18, 2018
TR said...

Was she annoyed he wasn’t packing a bigger hog?

Reminds me of my one of my favorite Onion stories of all-time:

https://entertainment.theonion.com/nations-porn-stars-demand-to-be-fucked-harder-1819566028

9:49 AM, September 18, 2018
rootsminer said...

Is that Rob on the bari-sax?

10:00 AM, September 18, 2018
Marls said...

The inclusion of a Trent Lott quote in that onion article is perfect.

10:07 AM, September 18, 2018
Whitney said...

Gross. I long for the days when the shocking quip was “still dicking bimbos”...

10:14 AM, September 18, 2018
zman said...

SDB is still a better line, if not more shocking than the stuff about Yeti/Mario Kart junk. Nothing's shocking, as Perry Farrell would say.

TR has lots of experience with Yetis, and I'm not talking about the coolers.

10:38 AM, September 18, 2018
Marls said...

Yeti she persisted

11:17 AM, September 18, 2018
Shlara said...

About Vontae...
https://theundefeated.com/features/bills-vontae-davis-knew-what-he-was-doing/

11:28 AM, September 18, 2018
Dave said...

how did that nerdy guy with the baritone sax, rec-specs and zubaz pants make his way into that otherwise supercool band? really gives anyone and everyone hope that they too can be a rock star.

3:54 PM, September 18, 2018
Whitney said...

Go for it, Dave

4:20 PM, September 18, 2018
rob said...

whenever i see a high school in the south called heritage, i assume the (not hate) is implied. i can't be the only one, right?

5:16 PM, September 18, 2018
zman said...

I’m not sure which name I enjoy listening to Mike Francesca mangle more: Syndergaard or Shurmur.

5:59 PM, September 18, 2018
TR said...

I can’t believe you still listen to him. He is insufferable. I actually enjoy Michael Kay’s show. He is pretty candid, and not arrogant like Francesca.

But I’m almost always listening to a podcast. Thanks to the folks who pushed Bundyville. Crazy story!

10:01 PM, September 18, 2018
Dave said...

glad you liked it TR. i'm doing it with my sophomore class before we do "death of a salesman." they needed an out-of-jersey perspective on "the american dream."

my other big rec is that everyone needs to watch "detectorists." with the whole family.

we're also going back through "sherlock" with the kids because there are new episodes.

6:18 AM, September 19, 2018
zman said...

I listen to Francesca for 15 minutes a day (my commute home) during football season, and maybe once or twice a week outiside of football season. I don’t really listen for the content. There’s just something comforting about listening to Mike grumble. It feels like I’m home.

“I’ve nevah seen a defenziv playah like Anthony Mason. He can god a god and he can god a cenna. Just a spezhil playah.”

“Do I think Yoostin can make the Sooba Bowl? Not wit Shwab at QB, I’ll tell you that.”

7:58 AM, September 19, 2018
Whitney said...

Somebody is bragging about their short commute

8:29 AM, September 19, 2018
zman said...

It's shaped like a mushroom.

9:21 AM, September 19, 2018
zman said...

And Soobabowl should really be one word.

9:21 AM, September 19, 2018
Whitney said...

NJ/NYers:

Sept 28 I am hanging with Dave in Highland Park.
Sept 29 my cousin and I are attending David Wright's farewell game at Citi Field. I think I'm going to crash in the city somewhere after visiting Doc Holliday's or some other dives. Bevs before and after the game.

I'm not great about advance notice, this is about at good as it gets.

9:50 AM, September 19, 2018
TR said...

I will be in lederhosen in my town the afternoon. While that would make for a fun “commute to NY” and meet up w/ you story, not sure it will play out.

10:51 AM, September 19, 2018
Dave said...

bonus information: my family has a ropes course/zip-line groupon that is about to expire. we have to go saturday., after whit and i and whoever else we can muster up hang out on friday night. you probably don't want to be behind me on the zip-line (both for reasons of flatulence and vomit).

11:06 AM, September 19, 2018
zman said...

Ratt is playing at the Wellmont on September 28. Just sayin.

2:39 PM, September 19, 2018
Dave said...

i'm not braving friday rush hour traffic for ratt. just sayin.

you and TR should come down though. take the train to new brunswick.

3:51 PM, September 19, 2018
Whitney said...

Come hang with me. It'll be like riding in a classic British sports car. So I've been told.

4:00 PM, September 19, 2018
TR said...

When did Thrasher magazine gear become the new FUBU?

4:32 PM, September 19, 2018
zman said...

I’m in for next Friday. Not for the gassy zip line on Saturday.

8:45 PM, September 19, 2018
Whitney said...

Excellent!

9:08 PM, September 19, 2018

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