Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Judge Nathan Is Still Dope, Likes to Party and Bullshit

Judge Alison Nathan is staking a claim to the title of most hiphop jurist. Much like MC Shan she is down by law. The last time G:TB checked in with Judge Nathan was when she let the Beastie Boys off the hook on a copyright infringement claim. Once again (back is the incredible!) Judge Nathan decided a case involving a hiphop legend arising under 17 U.S.C. §§ 101 et seq.

Abiodun Oyewole wrote a song called "When the Revolution Comes" in 1968 and released it as a member of the group The Last Poets.



Around 2:10 the song goes "But until then you know and I know n****s will party and bullshit and party and bullshit and party and bullshit and party and bullshit and party ...." Fans of hiphop might recognize this from Biggie Smalls's song "Party and Bullshit."



Even if you don't recognize it, Mr. Oyewole did and he sued Biggie's estate. Mo money mo problems indeed! While he was at it he sued Rita Ora too because her song "How We Do (Party") also starts with the lines "party and bullshit."



Mr. Oyewole is aggrieved by both songs's use of the phrase "party and bullshit" from an IP perspective but also from a political perspective. According to his complaint, Biggie and Rita Ora used the phrase "party and bullshit" "in contravention" of Mr. Oyewole's original purpose, which was to "encourage[e] people to NOT waste time with 'party and bullshit."

Unfortunately for Mr. Oyewole, he hired what appears to be the worst lawyer admitted to the Southern District of New York. Seriously--she spelled her name wrong at least once in her online bio. If your lawyer can't spell her name correctly you can't expect her to lawyer correctly. Predictably, Biggie and Rita Ora (and the other big-time defendants including EMI and a Sony affiliate) won. In some cases, brutally.

For example, Kobalt Music and Downtown Music won under FRCP 12(b)(5), which is insufficient service of process. I've never seen this before. To prevent your case from being dismissed under Rule 12(b)(5), you just have to download the summons form and serve it with your complaint on the defendant. The form includes blanks for the name of the court, the names of the plaintiffs and defedants, the name and address of the plaintiff's attorney, and a place where you get the clerk of the court to sign it when you file the complaint. Somehow or other, Mr. Oyewale's attorney didn't fill out the blanks for some of the summonses. She also used some jackass process server who didn't serve the summonses on people authorized to receive service, like an officer or director of the company or their registered agent. It is stunning. Yet another reason why you shouldn't use a lawyer with a gmail address.

Judge Nathan dismissed the claims against the other defendants as fair use, turning the complaint against Mr. Oyewole because it alleged that Biggie and Rita Ora used the phrase "party and bullshit" "in contravention" of Mr. Oyewole's original purpose, which was to "encourage[e] people to NOT waste time with 'party and bullshit." Thus he admitted that their use was transformative and therefore constituted fair use. Again, really bad lawyering.

More remarkably, the 21 page opinion uses the word "bullshit" 60 times. That's almost three bullshits per page! It also uses the N word three times, exclusively while quoting lyrics, and with the final letters of the word replaced with asterisks. I think this shows good judgment--failure to do so would've been bullshit. Puns!

17 comments:

TR said...

RIP, Stephen Hawking, an underrated stickman.

zman said...

Likely the GOAT among quadriplegic stickmen.

Marls said...

ABL (bathroom) on those two comments. Well played gents.

I’m also glad to know that now I’m arguably the second worst lawyer admitted to SDNY.

Whitney said...

Three bullshits per page, that's like GTB. Or at least like SoD.

Zman and the Marls, let Mr. Oyewole know that the next time he wants to go to court, he needs to hire you guys to be representin'.

Whitney said...

Stephen Hawking died on Pi Day?

rob said...

my kidlet walked out of school today as part of the national student protest stemming from the parkland shooting. pretty proud of her. shame it’s gonna go on her permanent record. (cue violent femmes)

Mark said...

Tell her to write her college essay about the experience and how it showed up on her permanent record. That’s a win.

rob said...

big night in the house gheorghe built

Dave said...

hello gheorghies!

just played three songs at a local open mic night and did not shit my pants. two originals and one by the minutemen. kept it short and sweet.

Whitney said...

What Minutemen song?
History Lesson Part II?
This Ain’t No Picnic?

Dave said...

#1 Hit Song.

but i learned history lesson part ii as well. maybe i'll do that one next week.

Whitney said...

What originals?

TR said...

I hope he did Fuck You Yankee Blue Jeans.

Mark said...

Zach Lowe went to W&M for grad school? Did I miss that being mentioned here?

Marls said...

I thought Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans was the band name.

mayhugh said...

Doesn't sound metal.

Marls said...

Did he say “making fuck”?