So, I thought I should proved expert analysis on both games. Here we go...
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It wouldn't be college football season without those yang ladies from Georgia reappearing in a post, and I do apologize, but that is the absolute best I could find for the Broncos. Looks like I'll go with rob here and bet the Dawgs...big.
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i just paid for street parking in dc with my phone, then added time when the first period expired. the future is bitchin'.
Nice. Told ya....Oregon cheerleaders are the best in the business. And they're the Beavers for Pete's sake! Whatever. Close enough.
Whit- squirt catcher?
Oh my. That young lady from Oregon is talented. I bet she has a good weed hook up too.
I'm guessing that Rob is enjoying this Auburn-Utah State game.
Really looking forward to Notre Dame-USF.
Chris Cooley has to be psyched right now...
Yes, Whitney. We don't want it to get too boys locker-room-ish at all on GTB. TJ clearly agrees too
Shlara, we'll get you some Jay Wright dong photos as soon as they become available.
My wife likes to drink. Being pregnant during CFB season is going to be rough on her.
This is the best CFB content we could come up with?
If he was a woman, Mardy Fish could be the female equivalent of Jack Sock.
I guess everyone is watching TV tonight so I won't see you at the Elevator Repair Service's production of The Sun Also Rises this evening?
I was going to write an exhaustive summary of all the unique angles of Florida's season opener tonight (and there are, legitimately, a ton of them) but then I remembered that nobody who reads G:TB cares about Florida other than Jerry or Greg. And I also got drunk and watched Baylor-TCU.
Nothing like starting w a 14 point swing in the wrong direction.
And prior to kickoff said I just wanted a stress free game which never happens w these fuckers.
That was very wishful thinking on your part, Dan. USF has too many athletes for this game to be stress free for Notre Dame.
No doubt. I knew this was going to be a tight one. Never expected stress free.
Athletes and a kicker. That would have gone in from 60. Good times.
Dan - Don't know if you get FoxSports Florida but JMU-UNC is currently airing.
Big stop by the Irish.
Yeah....just saw that....got it on the other tv tho as suspected unc coasting.
HUGE stop by Irish there.
Yeah mark....got that on too. Nd cannot go a series w out stepping on their penis'
Look for a fumble here. Flag. Int. Whatever.
There's your int. Wow.
An Int it is!
What a terrible fucking throw.
Crist may get yanked if they/he doesn't turn things around.
I'm tuning in late on the USF/ND game but, good grief, does ND's defense look slow, almost from position to position.
And Brian Kelly has been having his offense come to practice, hasn't he? What have they been working on for the past few weeks. They can't throw, run, catch or block at all.
They Fuckin blow. Don't know why I continue to watch these fuckers and put my family through this. As an aside, midway thru that sentence I got summoned to the shitter to wipe my boy declanimals ass.
Now watching tennis and bosox. I'm Fuckin done w these queers. Seriously. Tapping out.
Is zman seriously complaining that we posted pics of hot chicks in lieu of a real college football post?
Dayne Crist is being interviewed by Doug Flutie wearing what amounts to a Gator polo. I actually own the same one.
Crist's last interview too. This weather delay will hurt nd further. Don't ask me why. It just will.
Watching Lane Kiffin fail never, ever gets old.
Jmu just completed an 11-minute, 18 play drive to score a....field goal. Whaa whaa whaa
where are the william and mary cheerleaders in this post?
just got back from spending the day at the national zoo, maximizing our family time there before president perry strips its public funding. back just in time to see the tribe. giddyup.
not loving this first uva drive.
Decided to don the Notre Dame tshirt for this Nats game, despite the impending atrocious loss
Touchdown Jesus dialed up Mother Nature and asked for a favor I see
steady...steady...
Baby Jesus definitely f'n w usf 's mojo. Baby Jesus is #1.
Uva game on what? Espn3?
yes, espn3.
tribe with a big 4th and 1 stop at midfield.
arrrrrgh. paulus just missed a wide open receiver for an easy 6.
I hope nd is utilizing this time to:
Practice catching punts
tackle w out handling opponents facemask
catch passes
throw passes
and repeat
I'm at the ODU/Campbell game. It ain't big time, but it's fun as balls.
In a suite, just offered to help out by buying a 12-pack of bud light from the suite lady. A mere $44 plus tax and tip.
Rob- is paulus related to the former duke bball and syracuse fball player?
The boise and lsu games are going to be over before this nd game.
Danimal, wtf happened to Madison today? That game shoulda been interesting. And you should care more about your alma mater than your bandwagon.
Ur right. I should. Especially w the bandwagon being who they are.
$44 for 12 beers is a bargain by NYC standards.
Danimal - Yes. Paulus is the younger brother. Started his career at UNC.
Yeah but z....that was BEFORE tip.
I guess layCOCK gave him a better offer.
Penalty or not, its nice to have Jeff Demps back.
Z, when you live in the most important city in the world, and therefore are one of the most important citizens in the world, you must pay for such a privilege. In SE VA, that price is nuts.
*this* is the third-best team in 1-aa? the defense, maybe. the offense is dreadful.
Nd game starting soon. Crist yanked. His next interview will be on the job hunt.
A bad Laycock offense is a rarity. And disheartening. But it's early. Let's see some adjustments, 'cock.
paulus 1 for 9, 4 yards. on the bright side, can't get worse.
Another turnover inside usf s 5....fun
anybody know how to enable the score auto update function on espn3?
this is not a case of the tribe being overmatched - paulus just looks terrible. a competent quarterback has this game close.
Florida looks like an honest to goodness football team. It's early but this is a vast improvement over last year's opener.
Missed fg inside of 30 yds
Have to keep reminding myself this is only the first game & that this FAU because Florida looks GUHD. After last year, this is overwhelming.
Nats rookie pitcher Tommy Milone crushed a three run homer on the first MLB pitch he ever saw
georgia's uniforms are making my eyes bleed
uva cheerleaders look as you might expect them to: entitled, uptight, and dismissive of guys like us.
Get to know the anme Dominique Easley. Sophomore DT for Florida from Staten Island. Best first step I've seen on a DT in years. Maybe ever at Florida.
so did we have a confirmed bed shitting by the perenially overrated Irish yet?
23-13 USF with about 5 minutes left.
sec speed on display in the georgia dome
Tribe soiling themselves as well in Snootsville.
yeah, that's not really the start the wrens were hoping for
doug gottlieb is on the twitter postulating an 18 or 20-team pac 12. next step, relegation-style 90-team pro league.
Another game delay. Unreal.
everybody on georgia seems to have the same last name. weird.
tribe scores! tribe scores!
i like the orange florida uniforms. they remind me of kerwin bell.
Nice Kerwin Bell reference. Head Coach at Jacksonville University. Coached Brantley in high school in Ocala.
turrrrrrrible play by barner
ole baw coach down 10 at half
Will MUschamp just had his first major meltdown on the sidelines for Florida. It was glorious.
if anyone wondering, the nd game has resumed play with a quick INT by ND...5th turnover of game. (1 returned for a td; 1 in the end zone; 2 deep in their territory; and this latest one) they have the ball again with 2:28 left.
so teej yes, bed shitting confirmed. crist gets a bit of a raw deal there...
go boise!
kellen moore is really accurate, given time. and boise's d-line is balls. impressed.
so you're saying there's a chance?
nd just went 99 yards in 2 min...down 4 before extra point...21 seconds left...
so. fla recovers on-side kick...they obviously didn't watch the auburn game.
6 hours later, it's in the books. they blew. but to lose by 3 with that kind of game is at least a little encouraging? maybe? one of these days they'll schedule the likes of nease high school for their opener.
encouraging, huh? that's what touchdown jesus has come to?
i didn't say encouraging. i said, encouraging?
just saw how utah state blew that game. for fuck's sake.
4 books for whit?
i've got 13. can't imagine he has more than that. not sure he reads.
gonna resubmit this question from the last thread:
hip hop heads - what can you tell me about k. flay? she's pretty good on an mc lars & ytcracker track i found on spotify.
Gamecocks break out whoop ass can.....wow. Up 25
Rob I wish I could help you. Keep asking though. Don't give up.
i said hip hop heads, not hillbillies
man, thank goodness i took danimal's 'don't bet week one' advice.
Fuck Notre Dame. Boise State is my new bitches.
Rob - I hope you didn't bet the kids college fund on Georgia...
very little is going the way i want it to this evening. hope the wife lets me sleep in my own bed.
Do you have one of those little racecar beds? Those are cool.
damn right. i make gear-shifting noises while i'm working my magic.
Ball game again.....for now anyway.
Sorry Rob. That was fucked up.
That's funny.
And Kellen Moore is already with wife?
the bcs folk just threw up in their mouth a little bit. gonna be hard to keep boise out after this. can't see two big conference teams going unbeaten.
Whatever the over/under is on the number of seasons Richt has left at Georgia, I'll take the under.
Ok. Maybe too soon in making such a statement.
Lifehouse bitches
What I said at 10:55
Danimal, did you fucking jinx a Boise win?
Negative ghostrider. Boise victorious. Up 14 with 70 seconds left. (that's 1 minute 10 seconds)
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