Are you an aspiring MC who's just an average joe with average flow doing average things with average hos? Is your sword solid as opposed to liquid? When you throw your darts do you miss the target? Do you lack the skills to pay the bills? Are you stuck on Laffy Taffy? Twisted Pine Brewing company has the cure for what ails (ales?) you. They will release their latest beer, Ghost Face Killah (not Ghostface Killah), on May 5th. I don't know if GFK greenlighted this product, but if you drink it you will be able to spit hot fiyah just like Pretty Toney himself. 
And I mean that you will literally spit hot fire. According to their website:
GFK is brewed with 6 zany peppers. Anaheim, Fresno, Jalapeno, Serrano, Habanero and Bhut Jolokia – Otherwise known as the Ghost Pepper. 200 times the heat of jalapenos, Bhut Jolokia are the hottest peppers in the world, a pepper so hot it can be weaponized. So hot that our brewers had to wear masks and gloves to cut them up.
Which provides the perfect segue into this mashup of "Cutting It Up" with The Harvey Averne Dozen's cover of "The Word".
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"so, aaah....you probably want me to get going, no?" said zawahiri to his pakistani landlord
Maybe he can crash with Rashard Mendenhall.
i am going to drink that beer and do a follow-up.
chase it w/some four loco
just ate three tacos for lunch-- i am headed for 180 tacos in 2011 . . .
Dave - you need to head to Manasquan and try to eat Surf Taco's tsunami in 15 minutes like I did a couple months ago. It will satiate your Mexican cravings for quite a while. And clog up your system for a few days too.
Watermelon 4 Loko. I had some in Vegas. Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
I talked about it on twitter but it's worth mentioning here. If you haven't seen it already, look up the E:60 story on the gambling/drug problem at games in the Miami youth football league. Miami is awesome.
Mexican food clogged you up? Unpossible.
am a little sad that we don't get to see the osama/usama headshot shot.
i haven't eaten at surf taco yet, although i did look at a menu and it looked good. first hot day, i will take a day off and go, as i am embracing all taco related road trips.
Mark is right on that Miami youth football story. It is quite disturbing, and it features some incredible ghetto hair.
If you're contemplating a Fiat 500, don't do it. I saw one today and it's even worse in person.
so i'm at a business lunch today with a new potential customer. while we're talking, he grabs his dessert fork - during the salad course, mind you - and begins to scratch his back. my question is this: what fork should he have used?
Shrimp fork.
his back, not mine.
The one closest to the outside.
not loving the new okkervil river. the new fleet foxes, on the other hand, is terrific.
The question u should have asked....what the fork?!
don't know about the ghost face killah (though i look forward to trying some at obft xwhatever), but i can vouch for the awesomeness of lagunitas' little sumpin' sumpin' ale.
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