Our pediatrician says you can read anything to a baby and he will fall asleep, so long as you use a sing-song voice. Her exemplary bedtime reading material was the Gettysburg Address. Honest Abe isn't getting the job done in the zhome. Hopefully "Go the Fuck to Sleep" will be more effective.
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I plan on reading my kids classic hip hop verses. Train those little shits early.
In other news, my Mom is having a Kentucky Derby party. It's just an excuse for my parents to get drunk with their friends while the women wear fancy hats. Anywho, I've never tried a mint julep because I'm not big on mint and it sounded like frilly women's drink. I was wrong. These juleps, they are strong. The people at the Kentucky Derby must be fucking hammered. Really fucking hammered.
auggggh - arms aren't supposed to bend that way
Rondo's arm got seagal'd
stopped into chris cooley's art gallery today to say hello. cooley wasn't in, but i did get a big kick out of the pile (understatement) of empty bud light bottles in the yard behind the building. love that goofy bastard.
Apparently Todd Marinovich has an art gallery as well. I looked it up online. He's not bad.
He has a Jimi Hendrix portrait that's pretty fucking cool.
we just read that kids book-- someone sent us the pdf. it's hysterical and the illustrations are lovely.
dave, please to be sending us the pdf
Euroleauge Championship Game on NBAtv right now. Maccbi Tel Aviv vs. Panathaniakos (Athens). A good appetizer for today's NBA playoff action.
Lots of familiar names: Drew Nicholas, Jeremy Pargo, David Bluthenhall, Nick Calathes.
Other names: Romain Sato, Chuck Eidson, Mike Batiste.
i'm gonna take my gun and shoot you in your motherfucking face / i'm bad
#llcooljbedtimestories
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