David Kahn is the president of basketball operations for the Minnesota Timberwolves. You might remember him from such training films as "You Can Never Draft Enough Point Guards" and "Have You Met My Media Whore Sycophant Power Forward?". Well, David Kahn is apparently sick of getting hosed at the NBA Draft Lottery, which of course is a yearly excursion for a boss of the T'Wolves.
Here's what he had to say last night about the Cavs stealing the #1 pick, despite having only a 2.8% chance of doing so:
"This league has a habit, and I am just going to say habit, of producing some pretty incredible story lines," Kahn said. "Last year it was Abe Pollin's widow and this year it was a 14-year-old boy and the only thing we have in common is we have both been bar mitzvahed. We were done. I told Kevin: 'We're toast.' This is not happening for us and I was right."
May I remind you this is the guy who signed Darko Milici to a 4 year/$20 million dollar deal last offseason. Darko. Milicic. He deserves zero karma breaks. And now you're obligatory "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNNNN" reference:
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Jared Lorenzen, looking svelte:
http://bit.ly/mdQzHn
That guy is a QB?
Teej, do you have a J-Loro Google Alert set up? How did you find that?
Love that the Pilsbury Throwboy was signed to be the GM and then puts himself on the field.
I think it's classy that the River Monsters' dance team is called "Bait."
the aliens from roswell, nm? surgically altered russian/nazi aviators:
http://bloom.bg/j8N0qW
Another time waster for the TJ.
http://thecosbysweaterproject.tumblr.com/
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