One of the frequently included memes from Gheorghe: The Blog...
...wasn't enough! So more memes arrived. Of course.
Neither was this! More! More!
Sadly, it was never enough. And so, like when cocaine wasn't good enough for insane partiers in the 70's and 80's, and that begat freebasing and crack, here is another terrible idea.
The great minds in Hollywood have deemed this silliness (and a silly story about a bear who found cocaine and ingested it in 1985) worthy of fleshing out a backstory and are creating a feature film.
Cocaine Bear: The Movie.
No. I am not kidding.
Is this a huge prank? Maybe! But maybe not!
Here's the graphic on their IMDb page. Looks like I just made this at my desk? I didn't.
This was his last film, and there will undoubtedly be many tasteless jokes about how he'd rather be gone than bear witness (very much intended) to this dreck.
But who knows? This could be the next Snakes on a Plane!
What could go wrong with a plot summary like this?
It tells the story of a drug runner whose plane crashes with a load of cocaine that's found by a black bear, who eats it.
It's gold, Jerry! Gold!
Cocaine Bear: The Movie has a tentative release date of February 24, 2023 in the United States. Buckle up.
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