According to reports, our new President-Elect, Donald Trump (still not over this. wtf people) has been preparing a preliminary list of candidates for Cabinet positions. This list is, well, it's something all right. Look at this caucus of clowns:
- Attorney General picks include: Chris Christie, Jeff Sessions, Rudy Giuliani
- Newt Gingrich, John Bolton and Bob Corker - potential picks for Secretary of State
- RNC Chairman Reince Priebus is the only name listed under Chief of Staff, while Sessions is also the only one being considered for Director of Office of Management and Budget
- Potential Secretary of Commerce picks include: Christie, Mike Huckabee
- Ben Carson under consideration to be Secretary of Education
- Christie also being weighed for Secretary of Homeland Security
- Carson, Gingrich and Florida Gov. Rick Scott - potential picks for Secretary of Health and Human Services
- Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin - one of seven potential candidates to become Secretary of the Interior
Honestly, at this point, I'd rather enlist The Really Rottens to run the White House. In case you forgot this ragtag bunch, a team "composed of villainous characters that frequently cheated by either giving themselves an unfair advantage in a contest or sabotaging the other teams":
- Mumbly
- Dread Baron
- Dinky Dalton
- Dirty Dalton
- Dastardly Dalton
- Mr. Creepley
- Mrs. Creepley
- Junior Creepley
- Orful Octopus
- Great Fondoo
- Magic Rabbit
- Daisy Mayhem
- Sooey
I'll let you decide in the comments which Rotten matches up with which potential Trump cabinet member.
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