Mark Mallory is laughing at Louie DePalma

It's a shame there is not yet video of Danny DeVito's first pitch yesterday prior to the Phillies/Giants game, but based on the photo below you can just imagine how dismal it was. Take Cincy Mayor Mark Mallory's pitch, and then imagine it being 100 times worse. It was Rhea Perlman ugly. My bet is the lei really threw him off... yeah, that must be it.