Returning to Your Regularly Scheduled Dipshittery

I was goofing off on the interwebs and came across the classic Kids in the Hall sketch "The Daves I Know". You can watch  it below.

The next step was fairly obvious. Please enjoy my personal version of the song. I left out a couple. Kinda thought there would be more, though.

Hi, I’m rob. I’d like to tell you about the Daves I know.

These are the Daves I know, I know.

These are the Daves I know.

These are the Daves I know, I know.

These are the Daves I know.

Dave Pellicane, he teaches kids Shakespeare

Writes a sentence every day, has for 20* years

*ish

These are the Daves I know, I know.

These are the Daves I know.

These are the Daves I know, I know.

These are the Daves I know.

Dave Fairbank was an ink-stained wretch

Spends his days combing the beach, teaching his pup to fetch

CHORUS

The great Dave Flynn, he was larger than life

Saw the Pogues, met his kid, just don't tell his wife

CHORUS

Dave Milhiser, you guys don't know him

He's my high school buddy, realtor and a gem

CHORUS

David Robinson, of that name I know two(!)

One is my uncle, the other teaches school (college, that is)

CHORUS

Daves Lazorchak and Bucciero, a pair

Soccer coaches (school and club), definitely care

CHORUS

David Lau, a Lammie from the past

Don't remember lots when I saw him in Hoboken last

These are the Daves I know, I know.

These are the Daves I know.

These are the Daves I know, I know.

These are the Daves I know.