Friday, August 18, 2023

GTB's Definitive Women's World Cup Final Preview

The 2023 FIFA Women's World Cup wraps up Sunday at 6:00 am EST (it'll be 8:00 pm in Sydney at kickoff). The final match pits two of the world's top 10 teams in England and Spain. Neither country has won a World Cup, though both have been knocking on the door. 2023 marks England's third consecutive trip to the World Cup semifinals, while Spain made the semis in 2019.

By most measures, the Australia/New Zealand edition of the tournament has been excellent. There have been more goals than in any previous Women's World Cup. The crowds have been immense and spirited. We've seen significantly more parity than many (this guy included) thought, with a number of big teams out early (Germany, Brazil, and Canada failed to reach the knockout stage, while the U.S. went out in the Round of 16), three African teams (Morocco, Nigeria, and South Africa) in the knockouts, and a surprising Colombian squad pushing England in an entertaining quarterfinal.

No less a legend than Brazil's Marta talked about the parity after her Brazilian side was knocked out in the group stage, saying, "This competition is like a box with so much surprise, [Women's] soccer has become so competitive." This event was Marta's sixth and final World Cup, as she, Canada's Christine Sinclair (who also competed in her sixth event), and the U.S.'s Megan Rapinoe ended long and outstanding international careers when their teams were eliminated.

Notably, this playing of the Women's World Cup may also be, as The Washington Post called it, "the gayest World Cup ever". Or perhaps not all that notably, as The Post notes parenthetically, "(and no one's batting an eyelid)". That the tournament is generating boffo ratings, significant positive buzz, and excellent on-field play while celebrating the presence of proud, out players, coaches, and fans, is a positive sporting step.

The good news for the women's game is that so many brilliant players remain active and showed the world their skill, tenacity, and power. Sam Kerr's story arc was nearly the stuff of movies, injuring her calf the day before her Aussie squad started the tournament, slowly working herself back to full fitness, and scoring this banger to level the Matildas' semi with England, only to fall short.


Linda Caicedo burst on the world stage, the precocious 18 year-old Colombian dazzling with her technical ability and speed. She eliminated Germany with this wondergoal:


England's young Lauren James (sister of Chelsea men's player Reese James) scored three goals and dished out a tournament-leading three assists before a rush of blood to the head saw her stomp on Nigeria's Michelle Alozie in the Round of 16. The act led to a red card and a two-match suspension, so James will be eligible to compete in the final. 

19 year-old Spaniard Salma Paralluelo scored game-winning goals in both the quarters and semis for La Roja, coming off the bench both times.

Japan's Hinata Miyazawa leads the race for the Golden Boot with five goals, and barring a monster game by one of the finalists, will likely win the award. England's Mary Earps is the odds-on

And beyond individual brilliance, the closeness of the women's soccer community shone through as players shared their joy and pain with their friends, teammates, and partners who happened to play for their opponents. Witness, for example, Kerr and England's Millie Bright, who are club teammates at Chelsea, after the Lionesses beat Australia in the semifinals:


One might think that we'd beg off from making predictions after our fairly disastrous pre-tournament prognostication. Right back on the horse, friends. We're warriors. And we did have both finalists make it as far as the quarterfinals, and we had the host Aussies in the semis, so that's, like, good-ish? We did miss on the other semifinalists, which I think is a pretty good indicator of the aforementioned parity. To be sure, we definitely weren't the only wrong-getters.

The final shapes up as a fascinating affair. England are the defending European champions, beating Spain in the quarters along the way. The Spanish currently hold the U17 and U20 world titles, and are stocked with exceptional young players, in addition to two-time Ballon d'Or winner Alexia Putellas. La Roja have had a famously tumultuous recent history, with a significant number of players criticizing manager Jorge Vilda's dictatorial style, and a number of prominent players left off the World Cup roster as a result. In the meantime, England manager Sarina Wiegman just keeps winning - her England teams have lost once in 37 matches. USWNT veteran Sam Mewis, who missed this World Cup with an injury, said recently on a podcast with Men in Blazers' Roger Bennett that she would be rooting for England despite being fond of Spain's players because she doesn't want Vilda's authoritarian tactics to be vindicated. I suspect many others feel the same way. 

In the end, I think England will win, but it'll be a close-run thing. The Lionesses have depth (they've advanced to the final without Beth Mead, Keira Walsh, and Leah Williamson, all members of the 2022 FIFAPRO World 11 side), experience, and the ability to bring a player with James' pace, strength, and skill off the bench to harass a tiring Spanish back line (at least I'm guessing Wiegman will take that approach after her team won consecutive knockout matches without James). But no result would really surprise me after the World Cup we've seen.

The women's game is in excellent shape, and this World Cup has showcased its growth across the globe. There's still work to be done to root out misogynists and creeps, but I suppose that's true of a lot of domains. 

25 comments:

Whitney said...

I admire your determination

Donna said...

I plan to get up to watch. I’ve watched my fair share of this tourney. I was pulling for Matilda’s after team US went out. Guess I’m hoping for good final.

Don’t mean to kill the mood but sharing some crap news —you know the phrase FU$&K Cancer…my sister received awful news two days ago. She has b-cell acute leukemia. And she’s already in hospital in Philly (one of best in country) to start intensive (horrible!) chemo for 2-4 weeks! FUCK! She’s 55.
The crazy thing is she is not sick. Two doctors ran this down from one wonky blood test from a routine physical. It’s absolutely NUTS!

So that’s my week. So far. Appreciate any good thoughts and commiseration, whatever…
We’re figuring out how to support/do what we can/help/etc.

rob said...

no, seriously fuck cancer. you got the whole g:tb multiverse in your corner, d. sending all the good vibes to your sister and your family.

OBX dave said...

Sorry to hear, Donna. Sending good thoughts to your sister and family from the sandbar, minus the humidity.

Whitney said...

Oh, Donna, I’m so sorry. All my best wishes and warm thoughts and love your way. Let’s hope for that miracle that does happen here and there.

Shlara said...

oh Donna--I'm so sorry too. Sending you & your sister lots of good mojo!

Donna said...

thanks y'all. I really appreciate it. And my sis is happy to have as many good thoughts, mojo, juju, prayer, vibes, etc. as this all starts. Another of the "good" is that this thing she has (b-cell A.L.L. as it's called), while bad, is not the worst leukemia. That's A.M.L. So, there's that. Still, this treatment she's going to start is the worst of chemo -- in an effort to kill the shit cells, it's gonna wreck the rest of her a lot. But the good in that is that she's as well/strong as she is. Here's to hoping! Thanks again.
Sorry to be so downer. This has been a helluva a year. (It's only Aug.) OMDL

Mark said...

Morning, Gheorghies. Up early for the first soccer tournament of the fall. Not sure what’s worse the 5:30 am wake up or the second game of the day which will be played in 95+ degree heat at 1 pm.

Gotta get this kid to focus on basketball and volleyball.

Whitney said...

Good luck with all that, Mark

Whitney said...

In the market for a really big TV for watching football and such in our hangout room. Starting around $1k - $1500, maybe a little more. Sony and Samsung have been good to me. Any recs out there?

rootsminer said...

Sorry about your sister, Donna.

I hope Whit get's the big ass tv set up for tomorrow's final.

Not super psyched about 6am, but it is the world cup final...

Donna said...

Thanks, Rootsy.
Mark, how'd the little soccer players do? Hope they rocked it!
I'm waking for the final -- Futbol is life! My daughter just started Lasso from the start, too. Yay for the little things.
Hope the TV purchase cancels out the pain of the HVAC situation.

rob said...

england were awful in the first half. luckily for them the game has two.

Whitney said...

Second half not much better

Whitney said...

Rob, drawing from our Misery Loves Company days, the lesson, once again, is…

Marls said...

Happy for Spain. Interesting that the Jorge Vilda story as a lot of parallels to Jill Ellis, including the alleged lack of in game strategic ability and the player revolt.

rob said...

don’t make me say it, man. i said nothing would surprise me!

Professor G. Truck said...

i'm wondering if i should move "sentence of dave" to a wordpress site. what if google shuts down blogger? have you guys ever thought about this?

Professor G. Truck said...

and donna, just read the comments-- so sorry to hear that. nuts. i hope the treatment goes well.

Mark said...

Our girls came out flat as fuck this morning. One of our best players forgot her bag (cleats and shin guards) and didn’t get the bag until just before kickoff. Another one overslept and basically missed the game (showed up late second half). All of that and a lightning delay mid first half combined for one of the worst halves we ever played. Down 3-0 at half. Ended up 3-1 with a handful a missed opportunities.

Won the consolation game for 3rd place. Not what we wanted but all in all a good weekend. May need to schedule a Zoom with Rob to talk the psychology of young female athletes because that’s basically my role on this coaching staff.

Mark said...

Most of you know my wife is Italian. Like REALLY Italian. Her Father's name is Guisseppe Mazzella. He immigrated from Italy and opened a restaurant 30+ years ago. Fun fact: I don't really care for most Italians. They've done nothing to me but its like my disdain for the Miami Dolphins. I just got me fill at a very early age (Dolphins were great (Marino) and everyone loved them and I rooted for the shitty Bucs.) My area of Florida is flooded with NY Italians. For my money the very worst subset of Italians (Marls has been introduced to the Bizzarros- not a fake name).

All that is to say I've made my own bed. But this bed has changed quite a bit recently. My wife's cousin I'laria (Hillary) and her boyfriend Gianluca came earlier this summer for a couple months. They're in their 20s and cool but, again, VERY Italian. Well today they came back. With my father in laws sister. And her son. And his girlfriend. And her sister.

They are here for a month. I'm not religious so don't pray for me but sending sone irish whiskey wouldn't hurt.

Mark said...

Rob- I thought you knew me. Absolutely NOT in my house. I have a job and a child to raise. That Italian shit show is going down at my in laws. I just here for the cameos. And cooking some BBQ to impress those motherfuckers.

zman said...

You need to brush up on your Italian American slang. If they are more Italian than American they will be offended by it. If they are more American than Italian they will be impressed. It's a win/win for your current predicament.

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Whitney said...

Why is Google going to shut down Blogger?