Sunday, July 17, 2022

Truth Hits Everybody

History is littered with examples of individuals who found the truth, a truth that was way too dangerous to the established order. The truthseekers suffered for their knowledge, sometimes ostracized or mocked as crazy, other times tortured and killed. Many of their identities are lost to the fog of history, even as the reality of their veracity passed into common knowledge.

The existence of such a person was revealed just two weeks ago, and in predictable fashion, the powers that be quickly sought to erase their truth, and notably, their very identity. I saw it coming. But I admit to being surprised by the source.

CERN fucking got Snopes.

As you know, the "scientists" in Geneva restarted the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) in early July after three years of inactivity. A sharp-minded Twitter user was quick to alert us, saying:

Be ready for July 5th everyone. That’s all I’m saying. Protect your energy. Be alert. Don’t do things that lower your vibration, your energy, or your focus. CERN will be opening a portal on July 5th. They began getting it ready when the planets aligned on June 24th.

I know who that Twitter user is, because I've got sources. But Snopes damn sure doesn't want you to know her identity. [Fuck, I've said too much.] In an online debunking, the formerly-reliable hoaxbusters not only erased the user's name, but went so far as to disclaim CERN's nefarious intentions. The title of the damn piece is dismissive to the point of suspicion: "No, CERN Didn’t Open a Portal to Another Dimension in July 2022".

Sometimes it's lonely when you fight authority. As the sage John Mellencamp once said, after all, authority always wins. Snopes chose to go along to get along. It's a sad day, friends.

10 comments:

Whitney said...

Goodbye, Rob

Whitney said...

In other news, I heard the terms “lasagna party” and “spaghetti bake” tonight for the first time. Not from being offered/exposed to such things. Third party reference. Seems like I might be the last to know?

rob said...

next to last, apparently

rob said...

jesus, what? why did i google that?

Marls said...

Third to last.

Seems like Norfolk would be into the Lasagna Party

Whitney said...

Well, there are different definitions according to Urban Dictionary. I was referring to the way less graphically gross one.

rootsminer said...

I learned something today, too. I kinda miss my innocence.

rob said...

tribe non-conference schedule is out. games at pitt, va tech, and nc state, as well as odu and umbc. home against army, navy, radford, richmond, norfolk state and somethings called mid-atlantic christian and randolph college. of local interest, tribe also coming to bender to play american on 11/16.

Whitney said...

Randolph College is the school formerly known as Randolph-Macon Woman's College

Juan Carlos said...

Joe Dirt won the British Open?