Your Day 12 Extravaganza: List 4 of 12

On the twelfth day of Gheorghemas, Big Gheorghe gave to me

Twelve Lists of Twelve
Eleven Months of Magic

Top Ten Reasons to Read a Book

Nine More Questionable Predictions

Eight Amazing Quotes from Barbie (A Shlara Joint)
Seven Weeks of Sobriety*

Six Random Items

Five Golden Auctions

Four Teams for Bitching

Three Tiny Scrappers
Two books for your Gheorghemas wish list
And a doofus to lead this country

List #4: 12 Ridiculous Things I Put into My Online Shopping Cart in 2023

I bought none, just so you know.

1. Adam Ant Style Hussar Marching Jacket - $110

What? I love Adam Ant. And this goes for $500 from celebrity replica shops!

2. Super Jock Super Toe - $20

What? An old toy from my lame youth.

3. Joe Strummer Action Figure - $20

What? I really love Joe Strummer

4. Rare Finky's Country Showplace I Got Kinky Daytona Snapback Cap - $45

So bad. 1992 Spring Break. Many bad bad stories.

5. Premium Grateful Dead space shirt, Jerry Garcia, Phil Lesh, Bob Weir - $23

I don't like the reference to Mean Girls, but I like this:

6. "Mayday Malone" 7" x 10.5" Art Print - $60

He's the coolest. Reminds me of myself.

7. 4k Weeks Poster - $49

To map out my life that I have left.  (Yeah, right.)

8. 1994 Chevrolet Corvette Coupe - $1,100

I wish...

9. Finger Touch Drum Set - $26

Finally drums I can play well! Or likely not.

10. Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds (expurgated version) Hardcover Journal - $24

Only true fans know...

11. Schlitz 12pk-12oz cans - $11.49

I really did try...

12. MOON POD anti-anxiety beanbag- Color Cosmic Ash - $299

Piqued my weird interest.

I didn't even want half of these, but they were in my cart. Problems.

There are many more of these to come. I can't guarantee it won't be 12 More of these later on...