It's Draft Lottery Night, NBA Fans

And that means only one thing...no matter where the Washington Wizards end up selecting, they will likely f**k that pick up like nobody's business.

"TJ, you exaggerate, you loud mouth fatty."

No, I really don't. The Wizards suck a bag of dicks when it comes to drafting NBA-caliber talent. The proof:

Look at that list. What a traveshamockery.