Hypocrisy in Lauren Boebert's Glass House

Rep. Lauren Boebert has been through some things.  She became a grandmother when she was 36 and her son was 17, which means she became a mother at 19.  Shortly thereafter she got divorced.  I don't know the logistical complications that required her to bring her grandson to her divorce hearing, but I suspect a 17-year-old dad isn't the most reliable, responsible dad so maybe this was an emergency child care situation.

Somewhere in between all that she was thrown out of a musical performance of Beetlejuice for some vaping and heavy petting with her date.

I can't relate to a lot of this.  I didn't have my first child until I was 37, and I cannot imagine zson convincing a woman to procreate with him now, in two years when he's 17, or even in 20 years.  Ever, really.  I don't know why there is a musical version of Beetlejuice or why anyone would want to see it.  But I have been divorced and I can tell you that some weird stuff happens.

I can also tell you that weird stuff passes relatively quickly and you settle back into normalcy, at least if you're healthy.  Boebert is still trying to find herself and it's getting surprising.

Someone recently filed a complaint against her with the Ethics Committee of the House of Representatives, accusing her of having sex with three of her staffers, including her Chief of Staff, and paying one of them $200,000 to secure their silence about these improper relationships.  The most surprising part of this story is that two of the people involved are women.  I say "surprising" because Boebert has a history of homophobia.

Predictably, she denies it.  I obviously don't have all the facts so I don't know the truth, but it seems unlikely that someone would go on the record with a complaint like this unless they have the receipts (and in fact the complaint attaches some literal receipts showing how much the staff members were paid).

I hope Boebert figures things out, finds happiness, fills whatever void she has in her soul.  But this whole situation irritates the daylights out of me for the rampant hypocrisy.  Not because of the homophobia, which is awful but could potentially arise from her own ill-placed self-loathing.  I'm talking about her reaction when two other representatives were recently accused of having sexual relations with staffers.  What those guys did was atrocious, don't get me wrong, but Boebert called for their pensions and provided this gem of a soundbite: 

#NEW: Rep. @laurenboebert talks sexual misconduct allegations on the Hill "Why is everybody so horny here?" She says people need to "go to church. Find Jesus." https://t.co/KASrfx7lkc

— Vinay Simlot (@VinaySimlot) April 16, 2026

Glass houses, my friends.  Or should I say glass houses of representatives?  I look forward to Boebert donating her pension to It Gets Better.

Foreign Flags!!

Markwayne Mullin is a US Senator from Oklahoma.  According to Wikipedia:

• Mullin is the first Native American U.S. senator since Ben Nighthorse Campbell retired in 2005.
• His first name is a tribute to two of his paternal uncles, Mark and Wayne; his mother put both names on his birth certificate, intending to later shorten his name to one of the two, but ultimately never did.
• He is the only currently serving senator without at least a bachelor's degree.
• At the end of 2021, Mullin's reported assets increased to a range of $31.6 million to $75.6 million, compared to a range of $7.3 million to $29.9 million at the end of 2020. The increase was from the sale of his plumbing-related companies to HomeTown Services, a multi-state residential heating, air conditioning, plumbing and electrical company.

That's all pretty cool.  Good for him.  Sen. Mullin is also a major Trumpist and not afraid to go on TV to say ridiculous things.  Like this, in support of Trump sending the National Guard to confront the LA protestors:

"A foreign flag, while you're attacking law enforcement?!  It's pretty bad."

Pretty bad indeed!  Who would dare fly a foreign flag while attacking law enforcement?

Oh that's right, MAGA would, like they did on January 6.  We worked through this previously.  In addition to the Canadian flag shown above, the January 6 insurrectionists flew flags of Cuba, Georgia, India, Israel, South Korea, and South Vietnam.  And, of course, the Confederate States of America.

I assume anyone arrested at the LA protests will get pardoned.  Free the 6/9ers!

We (Sorta) Do Requests

Ten days ago, give or take, Whitney challenged one of us to pen a few words on the seismic news of Lionel Messi's agreement with MLS' Inter Miami. And like the dutiful amateur scribbler I am, I got to work. And then, like the practiced procrastinator I am, I got distracted. Which, in an odd way, is what the powers that be kinda want.

The things that distracted me were a flooding of the zone by moneyed interests across the sporting world, connected in various ways to a not-so-quiet campaign by oil-backed sovereign entities from the Gulf states. And while the dust has yet to settle, a reckoning is nigh, and I'm not terribly optimistic about what it's gonna reveal about our priorities as sports-loving folk.

The LIV/PGA TOUR bombshell was the first shoe that dropped and got global attention outside the sports page. But even before that, the trickle-turned-flow of big-name soccer players and coaches heading from Europe's top leagues to the Saudi first division was a head-turner for fans of the footy. Cristiano Ronaldo's $220m annual salary at al-Nassr turned a lot of heads. He'll be joined next season by Karim Benzema, N'Golo Kante, and Ever Banega, with Kalidou Koulibaly, Hakim Ziyech, Edoaurd Mendy, and Bernardo Silva among many rumored to be on the move to the Saudi Pro League. Former Tottenham manager Nino Espiritu Santo manages in the league, and ex-Liverpool star and former Rangers and Aston Villa boss Steven Gerrard is rumored to be heading there soon.

We're talking about preposterous money, and while it's easy to sit on one's couch and badmouth ostensibly already wealthy dudes for grabbing the cash, I'd like to see the scenario where a 'normal' person turns down $100m for a year's work (that's what Kante is getting paid at al-Ittihad), even if the boss's boss is, ahem, problematic. Messi is a notable exception, rumored to have turned down $1.5 billion (with a 'b') over three years from a Saudi club to head to South Beach. To which we point out that, a) Messi allegedly has a net worth of over $600m, b) Miami is a bit different than Riyadh in terms of quality of life and opportunities for his family, and c) the deal he signed to come to MLS offers him all kinds of incentives, including an ownership stake in the team, and a percentage of new Apple+ MLS subscription revenues in addition to the rumored $60m in annual salary. 

Rumors also abound of a Qatari consortium's imminent acquisition of the crown jewel of English football. Qatar's Sheikh Jassim bin Hamad al-Thani, the son of the country's former Emir, is reportedly the leading suitor to purchase Manchester United from the Glazer family for a price nearing $6b (the Glazers bought the club for a highly-leveraged $850m 18 years ago - nice piece of business if you can get it). 

The sale process has been as agonizing for United supporters as has the entire Glazer era. The Guardian's Sean Ingle explains the feelings of the club's backers, "Purgatory spiced with speculation, hope blunted by stasis. So it goes for Manchester United supporters, for week after interminable week. It is nearly seven months since the Glazers put the club up for sale – the “anniversary” is Thursday. Yet the family remains in situ, still inflicting the sort of slow torture that would make Torquemada flinch, still desperate to make every last penny before they depart. If they depart."

Oil money's influence on the Premier League isn't new. Manchester City is the flagship in the City Football Group, owned by Abu Dhabi United Group, and the best team in the world. Over the past two seasons, the Saudi Public Investment Fund (PIF) bought a controlling interest in Newcastle United, and the Magpies quickly became relevant, earning a Champions League place for next year. And over the past day, news has broken that Todd Boehly's Chelsea partner, Clearlake Capital, manages billions of pounds of PIF assets. Conveniently, Chelsea are planning to move high-priced and underperforming assets mentioned above like Coulibaly, Ziyech, and Mendy to the Saudi Pro League. The web, she is tangled. 

The genie is out of the bottle, or if you prefer, Pandora's Box has been flung open and the hinges ripped from the frame. World sport is now irrevocably the playground of the uber-wealthy, even more so than its ever been. It's only a matter of time before the money comes calling for American sport. And therein the reckoning.

I'd like to be high-minded here, and claim that I'll stand on principle. My hypocrisy only goes so far, after all. But I think it'll go pretty far. Didn't miss much of the U.S. Open, did I? Watched the UEFA Champions League final - even bet on it - though it signaled the UAE's ascension to the peak and the likely last gasp of Serie A as a major league for a while. 

I can't quit sports, in the end. I bet a great many people feel the same way. So we'll watch on, grudgingly at first, then enthusiastically, as it'll be easier and easier to forget the machinations of the power brokers that make the bread and circuses possible. A prediction, before I sign off and watch some more soccer: the once-maligned Super League concept in Europe will be revived, because it'll satisfy the desires of the ungodly wealthy for more money, and it'll clear a path for the next tier of just really rich folks to compete against like-minded clubs in more local competitions. When Fulham win the Premiere League, version 2.0, it'll feel just like the real thing.