Sometimes in life, something just drops in your lap, in a matter of sorts, and you are better off for it.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you David Lee Roth singing Yankee Rose. In Spanish. It is mesmerizing. His enunciation, his "I studied Spanish for two years" grasp of the language, the way he changes his inflection at certain points, the literal translation of the lyrics.
Que magnifico es esto. You're welcome, fockers.