Vagina Kayak

Megumi Igarashi, a 42-year-old Japanese artist, was arrested for distributing indecent material. The material in question was 3D printer data of her scanned vagina. Here she is acquiring the data.

Prior to her arrest, she 3D printed a giant version of her vagina and turned it into a kayak. Seriously, look:

So a penis sheath is museum-worthy art, but a vagina kayak is worthy of arrest? Sexism, I say. Save the little man from inside the boat, indeed!

Xmas Idea

Never to early to think about Xmas gifts, so I present you with something that is retro-chic that will be a real conversation topic at the next summer BBQ you attend.

Behold the New Guinea Penis Sheath. This one appears to be the Pedro Guerrero size.