Showing posts with label Home renovation. Show all posts
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Saturday, December 09, 2017

The Twelve Days of Gheorghemas: Day Four


On the fourth day of Gheorghemas, the swarthy Romanian gave to me:

Four reasons to save 68 CDs
Three balls a-rainin'
Two more automotive wormhole websites
And a bald guy and some random hor-seys

You all have heard me cyber-whining about our ongoing/neverending renovation. We are approaching the ninth inning of the project. And while I wonder if it's a fifteen inning game, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. A point of influence to my wife amid this project was the need to purge objects as we prepare to settle into a wildly different home. I am an anti-pack rat, but my wife likes to hang onto things. We hit a purge groove last w/e. When we were both under the influence of wine, I got her to part with some stuff. I strongly urge you all to use wine as a lubricant to get the wife to purge items with little emotional value. And to get her in the mood for sexy time.


I decided to lead by example (again) last w/e. I made the hard decision to get rid of my CDs. They are stored in many (very) heavy boxes. I have moved them many times since burning them to a hard drive about a dozen years ago. It is inconceivable to think I will ever need ALL of them ever again. Removing boxes creates space. Everybody wins, right?
So I pulled all the boxes down from the attic and stuffed them in the garage until we figured out how to recycle them. But then I got nostalgic and decided to rip through them one last time, for old time's sake. Memories flooded back. I saw CDs I special-ordered from The Band Box. I saw CDs I had bought on cassette and vinyl. I saw CDs that expanded my mind in high school. I saw CDs that blew my mind in college. And I saw shit sandwiches. TONS of them. So much wasted money!


I decided I should hold onto a select, manageable group of the CDs I own. I gave myself no limit on saving. I just went through every one and kept each one that checked some opaque box in my brain/heart, keeping the hurdle rate pretty high. I looked at the keepers pile as I was almost finished sorting and became excited in an immature way, given where I thought the total might land. So where did I end up? 68 CDs. 68. Sorry dudes. I would love to have serendipitously landed at 69, but a CD had to meet some emotional threshold to be kept. No Korn. No MC Serch solo album. No POD. No Pietasters. No Rave 'Til Dawn. And no Dee Lite. Little Feat didn't make the cut either. Is it fun as hell? Yes. Yes it is. But is it an emotional anchor? No. But they did play at Jazzfest during my bachelor party. The reasons are entirely personal. Some I could explain and some I couldn't.


So here are the four reasons why I saved 68 CDs:

1) My kids may want the social equity from a robust collection of "old school" music, much like I gained with my hippie-ish mother's classic rock vinyl collection. So they now have a stack to choose from.

2) If I die one day (which some folks say is possible), my kids can play some of these and hear a lot of the music that influenced me as a kid and young adult. This was a key (and largely irrational) reason behind my decision to stash some tunes. My kids already like some Beatles, Rolling Stones, White Strips and Widespread Panic that I play them. So those are layup keepers. McCoy Tyner, Velvet Underground and Terrapin Station may take a bit longer to resonate, but they're still building blocks, at least in my warped view.

3) It hurts too much to be so clinical and toss all of it away. This is the soundtrack to my days as a young buck, when I was bird-dogging chicks and banging beaver, after all!

4) Adding an element of emotion to the process of decluttering makes my wife think I'm a normal human being and lets her know I'll give a bit of an emotional cushion when it comes to chucking crap into the garbage. Happy wife, happy life.

Here are the 68 CDs I saved. They skew towards rock for obvious reasons. Metal made it in the mix a bit  (Metallica, Rage Against the Machine, Iron Maiden). Public Enemy's Fear of a Black Planet is my lone hip hop album. The collection might have been bigger had I not lost so many CDs along the hazy days of my youth. I'd bet a couple of you out there have a scratched-up CD w/ "TAR" scribbled on it.

Artist Album/Box Set
Allman Brothers Band Live at the Fillmore
Beatles Rubber Soul
Bob Dylan Blonde on Blonde
Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks
Bob Dylan Bootleg Series Volume 1
Bob Marley Songs of Freedom (Box Set)
Broken Social Scene You Forgot it in People
Bruce Springsteen The River
Bruce Springsteen The Wild, The Innocent & The E Street Shuffle
Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds Live at Luther College
Dave Matthews Band Crash
Elton John Greatest Hits
Elton John Greatest Hits Vol II
Grateful Dead Reckoning
Grateful Dead Shakedown Street
Grateful Dead Terrapin Station
Guns n' Roses Appetite for Destruction
Iron Maiden Live After Death
Jane's Addiction Nothing Shocking
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin I
McCoy Tyner Blue Bossa
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Metallica Master of Puppets
Michael Jackson Off the Wall
Michael Jackson Thriller
Mooney Suzuki Electric Sweat
Motley Crue Shout at the Devil
My Morning Jacket It Still Moves
Neil Young Decade
Neil Young Harvest
North Mississippi All Stars Shake Hands With Shorty
Old & In the Way Old & In the Way
Pearl Jam Ten
Phish Live 10/31/98 
Phish Rift
Public Enemy Fear of a Black Planet
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Rage Against the Machine Renegades
Robert Randolph & The Family Band Live at the Wetlands
Robert Randolph & The Family Band Unclassified
Rolling Stones Let it Bleed
Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers
Rusted Root When I Woke
Sly & The Family Stone Greatest Hits
Soundgarden BadMotorfinger
Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble Greatest Hits
Strunz & Farah Live
Styx Grand Illusion
Talking Heads Stop Making Sense
The Band Music from Big Pink
The Band The Night They Drove Old Dixe Down
The Doors LA Woman
The Doors Morrison Hotel
The Doors The Doors
The Samples No Room
The Strokes Is This It?
The Word The Word
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Greatest Hits
Van Morrison Moondance
Velvet Underground Peel Slowly and See (Box Set)
White Stripes De Stijl
White Stripes Elephant
White Stripes White Blood Cells
White Stripes White Stripes
Widespread Panic Ain't Life Grand
Widespread Panic Don't Tell the Band
Widespread Panic Everyday
Widespread Panic Space Wrangler