Flip should've just DNP'd the whole squad

Instead, the Wizards played everyone they had last night.  And it didn't help.  Hell, the Magic played everyone they had too...it helps when you're up 30 the whole game.  It keeps Gortata and Ryan Anderson in shape.

A very light slate of games last night, so the only DNP:CDs to report:
Garret Siler and Earl Clark (Suns)
Jeremy Evans (Jazz)

Which is funny, because I created that "Garret Siler Watch" label for the first of these goofy posts, thinking he might be our leader in the clubhouse all year, but I think Semih Erden of the Celts will have something to say about that before all is said and done.

Now to get to work on the DNP:CDs scoreboard jpeg...

DNP:CDs...The Pistons Hate Georgetown Alums

Night 2 of the NBA Season had a shitload of games. This endeavor is already wearing on me. But what the hell, let's take another look at those players deemed unworthy of starting a NBA game, at least according to their head coaches (except the Nets, Hornets, Grizzlies, Spurs, Jazz and Warriors - they saw fit to throw everyone out there last night)...

First, let's get the injured guys and league suspensions out of the way - by definition these are not DNP:CDs.

Delonte West (Celts)

Joey Dorsey (Raptors) - Apparently Dorsey took a swing at Brian Scalabrine and got a one game timeout.

Tyreke Evans (Kings) - Tyreke likes to drive verrrry fast

Brandon Rush (Pacers)

"Better get used to it" DNP:CDs
Semih Erden (Celts)
Mario Chalmers (Heat) apparently finds himself in a spacious 5 bedroom, 4 bath doghouse with no chance of exiting
Jordan Hill (Rockets)
Patty Mills and Luke Babbitt of the Blazers

"You might be bad if you can't get some run on the 2010-11 Cavs"
Joey Graham, Leon Powe and Manny Harris I'm looking at you

"Georgetown Haters"
DaJuan Summers and Greg Monroe (Pistons)

"Obvious Pac 10 big man bias. You see cases break out like this all over the country this time of year."
Luc Richard Mbah a Moute and Jon Brockman (Bucks)

"Larry Brown simply hates you" - Bobcats DNP:CDs

Matt Carroll and Sherron Collins

"Facepalm"

DeShawn Stevenson (Mavs)

"Pacers were over their limit of suited-up honkeys"

Jeff Foster and Tyler Hansbrough

"Hey old man, how did you even get in the gym?"

Anthony Carter (Nuggets)

"Kevin is very disappointed in you guys"

Royal Ivey, D.J. White and Cole Aldrich (Thunder)

"Miscellaneous dudes at the bottom of the page"

Tony Battie (76ers) - Still in the league, eh?

Shawne Williams (Knicks)

Andy Rautins (Knicks) - Obvious anti-Canadian bias.

Julian Wright (Raptors)

Lazar Hayward (Twolves)
James Johnson (Bulls)
jason Collins (Hawks)
Jermaine Taylor (Rockets)
Brian Cook (Clippers)

Bonus DNP:CD fun for the comments - Check out the Wiz roster and predict who Flip keeps nailed to the pine tonight.

DNP:CDs...The Adventure Begins

Not so long ago, a crack blogmando unit was recruited to create a blog that ultimately did not exist.  These men promptly escaped from a minimum obligation group blog to the current interweb underground.  Today, still wanted by TJ as a source for humor, that almost-blog name will survive as a Kellen Winslow soldier of the internet.  If you have a problem, if no one else will waste their time doing this, and if you can find me before lunch, maybe you can have...the "Did Not Play: Coach's Decision" list.

DNP:CDs...Night 1

The "Holy S**t These Guys Are Still In The League" DNP:CDs
Juwan Howard (Heat)
Jamaal Magloire (Heat)

The "Weren't You Really Good In College" DNP:CDs
Mario Chalmers (Heat)
Earl Clark (Suns)

Luke Babbitt (Trail Blazers)

Patrick Mills (Trail Blazers)

Devin Ebanks (Lakers)

The "Seriously, I Love Sports, But Who The F*** Are You?" DNP:CDs
Semih Erden (Celtics)
Garret Siler (Suns)

The "He Makes Me Hungry, I Want A Fig Newton" DNP:CD
Von Wafer (Celtics)

The "Hahahaha You Are Cursed By The Stink Of Isiah" DNP:CDs
Jordan Hill (Rockets)
Jared Jeffries (Rockets)

The "Phil Benched You Because Your New Significant Other Makes Phil's Look Like A Horse" DNP:CD
Sasha Vujacic (Lakers)

And of course last night we also had the "NWT - League Suspension" for Mr. Delonte West of the Celtics.  Delonte, you just keep on keepin' on.  We support your hijinx.

**Your image provided by the google search of "riding the bench".  Thank you google.**