Thursday, April 04, 2024

Your Moment of Zen

Saw this on the socials last week. Felt like it should be honored in this august space. Fucktangular takes its rightful place alongside asshat, fuckstick, and the rest in our esteemed vocabulary. Presence of greatness, indeed.

29 comments:

rootsminer said...

We should all square up and wish the Teej a fucktangular birthday. Fo Fo Twenty-Fo!

rob said...

celebrate the teej!

Danimal said...

Teejus, Mary & Joseph! Happy Birthday sir.

Whitney said...

Tejus H. Christmas on a popsicle stick!

May your birthday be filled with smuthe mewsic.

zman said...

Tedgeus walks! I hope your day is filled with frattiness.

Squeaky said...

Happy fucktangular Birthday, Teej.

Marls said...

You tryin’ to say that Teejus christ can’t hit a curveball?

rob said...

he is the teejus! he fuck you on tuesday!

T.J. said...

thank you, gheorghies

"the fucktangles taste like fucktangles"

Professor G. Truck said...

i love that girl's reaction to caitlin clark's shot! so perfect. wtf? i covered her . . .

OBX dave said...

Mazel tov, T.J.

rob said...

indiana state led by 7 with under 2 minutes to play and took and missed shots early in the clock on three separate possessions. and now they trail by 2 with 8 seconds left. meh.

rob said...

flumphmh

rob said...

took the winter off of soccer to rest my knee. first night back in men's league action tonight. feeling fit, ready to go. cold and windy here in nova. short sprint to reach a loose ball 30 seconds into the match, zing goes my left groin. done. probably for at least a month. son of a...

Mark said...

Uh so and earthquake in NY just now?!?

zman said...

It was remarkably noticeable here in the hinterlands. We had one when I was living in NYC, I was at my desk facing out the window and all of a sudden everything started swaying. Global warming! Eclipse!

Marls said...

Thanks Joe Biden

rob said...

earthquakes, eclipses? i swear to god, if godzilla walks out of the ocean...

rob said...

bronny james declared for the draft while also entering the transfer portal. i would like to be wrong about this, but i fear he's gonna wind up a tumbleweed with no real nba career because he's being pulled into his dad's dream.

rob said...

cocks decided to stop fucking around. usc vs either iowa or uconn is gonna break allll the records and be fun to watch.

zman said...

Seems like cocks are supposed to be fucking around, no?

rob said...

i expect more nuanced comedy out of you, young man. leave the dick jokes to your elders.

Marls said...

Iowa’s win over South Carolina in the final four last year evened up the all time series between the two programs at one game a piece. Dare I say that the cocks are going to look to break though in the rubber match on Sunday?

rootsminer said...

The fratty final score of the Iowa-uconn game has our man marls sounding hooooorny.

Whitney said...

Leaving the Keys after a week in the sun by the sea. Deep sigh.

Whitney said...

Just today, the Mets have given up a run on an error, a bases-loaded walk, and a steal of home. Through 6 innings. To the Reds. It’s gonna be a loooong season.

rob said...

and the mets were winning when whit posted that. the mets are…no longer winning.

Whitney said...

Well, they also gave up a strikeout wild pitch reach, a sac fly error, a balk, another wild pitch, and other stupid things. Bad baseball.

Whitney said...

But they lost 6-9. So there’s that.