Friday, March 08, 2019

Don Ameche is not one of these amici but they are impressive nonetheless, Alternatively Titled “I Shot the Sheriff but I did not Shoot the Deputy”

Jamal Knox was sentenced to two years in prison for performing a rap song that was his take on N.W.A.'s "Fuck tha Police." The Pennsylvania Supreme Court upheld the sentence. Apparently he mentioned two specific police officers by name in the song, and they previously arrested him on drug charges. They alleged that the song was a "terroristic threat" and thus not protected by the First Amendment. Mr. Knox appealed this matter to the Supreme Court of the United States.

I know this because Erik Neilson, a professor at the University of Richmond, and Michael Render, one half of Run the Jewels (aka Killer Mike) filed an amicus brief in support of Mr. Knox. It opens with:

Additional amici include musical artists Chancelor Bennett (“Chance the Rapper”), Robert Rihmeek Williams (“Meek Mill”), Mario Mims (“Yo Gotti”), Joseph Antonio Cartagena (“Fat Joe”), Donnie Lewis (“Mad Skillz”), Shéyaa Bin Abraham Joseph (“21 Savage”), Jasiri Oronde Smith (“Jasiri X”), David Styles (“Styles P”), Simon Tam (member of The Slants and petitioner in Matal v. Tam, 137 S. Ct. 1744 (2017)), and Luther R. Campbell (member of 2 Live Crew and petitioner in Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, Inc., 510 U.S. 569 (1994)), as well as music industry representatives Alan Light (former Editor-in-Chief, Vibe and Spin magazines), Dina LaPolt, Patrick Corcoran, Peter Lewit, and the entertainment company Roc Nation, LLC.

Further amici include scholars Michelle Alexander (Union Theological Seminary), Jody D. Armour (University of Southern California Gould School of Law), Paul Butler (Georgetown Law), Andrea L. Dennis (University of Georgia School of Law), Murray Forman (Northeastern University), Kyra Gaunt (University at Albany, SUNY), Lily E. Hirsch (California State University, Bakersfield), Robin D.G. Kelley (UCLA), Walter Kimbrough (Dillard University), Rev. Emmett G. Price, III, (Gordon-Conwell Theological Seminary), and Eithne Quinn (The University of Manchester).

For the record, Quinn Emanuel represents Killer Mike, Chance the Rapper, Meek Mill, Yo Gotti, Fat Joe, 21 Savage, Styles P, Luke Skyywalker, and the guy from The Slants who made it into one of my trademark-related comments. That shit cray!



It only gets better. You can read it here, and you should. But if you're too lazy here's the point: old white people, particularly racist old white people, don't understand that hiphop music is a lot of bragging and boasting (addressed here previously, see point four), fictional story telling, spinning of good old-fashioned yarns. It isn't real. Oddly, old white people seem to understand this in other forms of music. As Ice-T said, "I ain't never killed no cop .... If you believe I'm a cop killer, you believe David Bowie is an astronaut."

The Quinn Emanuel folks gave a pretty pointed take:

Additionally, the song is replete with lyrics that defy a literal interpretation. For instance, the lyrics refer to heavy artillery, enough to “shake the motherfuckin’ streets,” and mention all of the “soldiers” in the Ghetto Superstar Committee. Id. at 3a-4a. Neither Knox nor Beasley has served in the military or ever possessed street-shaking heavy artillery. (And neither has served on a committee of superstars, ghetto or otherwise.) The lyrics repeatedly refer to the rappers’ “riches,” id. at 3a, yet Knox lived in public housing and Beasley was represented by a court-appointed attorney. The song threatens to turn the Highland Park area of Pittsburgh into Jurassic Park, but neither rapper was found to have recreated dinosaurs. Id. at 4a.

And what about the lyric “you taking money away from Beaz and all my shit away from me / well your shift over at three / and I’m gonna fuck up where you sleep”? Id. This was singled out by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court as evidence that the rappers had actually learned when the officers’ shifts began and ended. But nothing in the record indicates that either officer’s shift ended at 3:00.

A quick scan of the lyrics reveals a much more likely reason for the reference to “three.” It rhymes.

Yes. Yes it does.

The brief also presents some pretty remarkable psychological studies involving country and hiphop music. I won't ruin it for you, read the brief because it's really well laid out. I will say, however, that shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die, or positing that you can't hang a man for shooting a woman who was trying to steal his horse, is some pretty gangster country (Gangstabilly?) shit. Country music is full of murder ballads! But no one wants to lock up Lyle Lovett.

For what it's worth, I'm stunned that 30 years after N.W.A. released "Fuck tha Police" with the line "when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath of cops dyin' in L.A." someone else is in jail for singing a different song with the same title and similar anti-police lyrics. I guess the moral of the story is to stay out of Pennsylvania. I'll keep you posted on how this develops.

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43 comments:

  1. This post looks neat, but also like like a lot of work. May need a second coffee before reading it.

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  2. on the heels of manafort's outrageously lenient sentence, this one is enough to make a fella think that white folks and black folks dont' get justice in equal measure in this so-called beacon of liberty.

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  3. Agreed rob.

    And TR, this post could've been much longer! I could wax poetic about the Table of Authorities which includes cites to Kendrick Lamar, Biggie, and Big L.

    I also could've included a rant how John Lennon is neither a walrus nor an eggman; Mick Jagger is not the devil; Freddie Mercury did not kill a man; Steve Goodman did not write the perfect country and western song; there are no spiders from Mars; Geddy Lee is not a priest from the Temple of Syrinx; and so on.

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  4. In other news, if you're looking for a family sedan with a 10 cylinder engine for less than the price of a Honda Accord, look no further:

    https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2006-bmw-m5-33/

    You will, of course, spend a fortune in maintenance. It's close enough to my house that I can pick it up and drive to you for free.

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  5. So there’s a guy at my gym who doesn’t look like me but people say he does because we’re both bald, heavily tattooed and have large beards. I always wondered what he does because he keeps odd gym hours and doesn’t seem like he’s got a 9 to 5. Did I mention he wears InfoWars shirts from time to time?

    While reading a Washington Post article recently, I discovered he’s Roger Stone’s bodyguard. If you google “Roger Stone bodyguard”, his image (alongside Stone) is the first to pop up. So, good to know that’s the kind of guy I’m sharing the gym with.

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  6. Roy Acuff! Fred Rose! Luther Campbell! Three peas in a pod.

    This is amusing: https://www.oyez.org/cases/1993/92-1292

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  7. nathan knight, first-team all-caa

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  8. We actually cited that case here before:

    http://gheorghe77.blogspot.com/2013/11/goldiebloxs-argument-is-juuuuuust-right.html

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  9. don't you use keycite, whitney? (joke for one.)

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  10. He's a LexisNexis guy, they're the best in the business in my opinion.

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  11. Mark, here's hoping people don't confuse you for that dude and take action. Not a great doppelganger.

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  12. zman's clients get what they pay for. (i'm aware that zman has no actual clients. work with me.)

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  13. They're called johns in the vernacular

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  14. The old Rootsminer got a call today to see if the jug band can come to Leesburg Flower and Garden Days in late April.

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  15. oh, shit. if you need a place to crash, i've got one within walking distance of the festival.

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  16. also, i just changed a tire in a snowstorm. because i'm a man. i'm 48.

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  17. and finally, we're not doing a great job of celebrating international women's day. i blame whitney.

    here's to badass women, chief among them the ladies of gheorghe.

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  18. I’m doing my part by having a ladies’ name

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  19. pour some out for the original airwolf

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  20. JMV appears to have been a bit of a dick. Assaulted a few of his lady friends over the years. I’ll pass on toasting to him. On the other hand, Ernest Borgnine (Dominic Santini) was a certified American hero.

    I though you were more woke than that Rob.

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  21. i come to gtb to get set straight, marls.

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  22. At first I read “woke” as “moke” and thought a fight was about to break out.

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  23. dirty dozen brass band in leesburg, va on 5/31. get some.

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  24. Whit- me and that dude don’t actually look alike so I think I’m good. It’s not like all white people look a like or anything.

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  25. “Moke” is not all that PC these days

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  26. My stepdaughter just sent us videos of my father in law making his own papperdelle and it’s worthy of a G:TB post. Do what you love and all that bullshit

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  27. a former backup dancer for j lo posted a noir-style video of himself berating my cat on instagram today. also probably post-worthy.

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  28. I’m going to bed by choice at 955 PM.

    Probably not post-worthy.

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  29. Mark, please make the papperdelle your first non-Gmas post since 2017. I'm sorry to call you out, but G:TB is simply better with you in it, and I'd prefer a Mark-ful Gheorghe replete with whatever you throw up for viewing.

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  30. I had a weird week:

    http://box5689.temp.domains/~parkthe3/a-three-anecdote-week/

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  31. zion williamson will miss today's duke/carolina game. i think it's fair to question at this point whether he'll ever play for duke again. if not, what an immense shame. and good for him for protecting himself.

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  32. I had a good week. Big Head Todd, Melvin Seals and JGB, and the Fighting Jamesons. (Those are bands.) Going to a birthday bash tonight where we will dress in the style of the decade of our choosing. I considered the 1830’s but have decided on the 1970’s. Shocking.

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  33. Your failure to choose the 1690's is disappointing.

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  35. I would’ve gone with 2000 BC and rocked my bearskin loincloth.

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  36. you could do something environmental and political. wear a bathing suit and say you're from 2070. or you could do blackface and say you're from virginia in the 1980's.

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  37. on a side note, we watched the "atlanta" teddy perkins whiteface episode last night. wow.

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  38. Atlanta is on a whole other level from everything else happening on the telly.

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  39. Atlanta is tremendous. I’ve been rewatching it recently because I’m desperate for it to come back.

    In other Atlanta news, my wife is an evil genius. We have a friend who lives in Atlanta and refurbishes mid century modern furniture for a living. Our house is mostly that style. We bought a chair from him recently and he delivered it today (he’s from here and was down visiting family). It became immediately apparent that the chair didn’t fit with the rest of our current living room. So now we also own a new couch. I’m convinced my wife new this was how this would work out. She’s playing chess. I’m playing checkers.

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  40. *knew*, I might be playing checkers but I’m not that stupid.

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  41. Family movie night. Zoolander. My 9 y/o now knows what an orgy is. He’s his mother’s son.

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  42. What is this? A center for ants?

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  43. Very funny to see the jokes that resonated w/ the kids. “You we’re trapped between two Finnish dwarfs and a Maori tribesman” was a winner.

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