Friday, November 04, 2016

ALERT!

According to numerous sources on the interweb, Dave Chappelle will be hosting Saturday Night Live on November 12 with musical guest A Tribe Called Quest. Whoa. In celebration of that, enjoy:






63 comments:

Clarence said...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2016/11/04/its-jumping-on-people-and-biting-them-squirrel-attack-leaves-3-injured-at-retirement-home/

Come on.

rob said...

lotta election-related stress, man

Shlara said...

HBO cancels Simmons' TV show
Smart--it was awful

zman said...

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/06/arts/music/a-tribe-called-quest-new-album-interview.html

zman said...

They're so young in that Apollo video.

Mark said...

I came here to comment that TR needs to use his SNL connections to try and make next Saturday happen. That night will be epic.

Mark said...

Not surprising that Simmons was was cancelled. As Shlara said, it was...not good.

HBO needs to have him revamp the HBO sports documentary franchise. He's good to great at that. He is not a dynamic enough personality for TV.

TR said...

Sat 11/12 is my birthday and I put out a soft request. Not optimistic. The week after I went for the only time, the guy who played Harry Crane in Mad Men got the invite.

And yes, Chappelle will host.

zman said...

Harry Crane was kind of a dick. Just sayin.

Shlara said...

Gheorghies--I posted some photos and video clips from my Cuba trip on IG.
If you're interested in nerding out on Cuba info, stop on by at-teegrec

TR said...

I saw those! Super cool. There is a time warp element in the buildings' architecture. I kept looking for the photo of Hyman Roth and Michael Corleone.

TR said...

So, I googled the phrase "what are you looking at Dick nose" to show Stylez' shirt to my wife for some reason earlier tonight. When I searched the image results, I saw a photo of Gheorghe. I clicked on that and it took me to a G:TB post on Teenwolf. Neat, huh?

I then started reading some old posts. And I found this one, which has proved to be as amusing now as it was five years ago.

TR said...

https://gheorghe77.wordpress.com/2011/05/03/i-bet-president-obama-reads-gtb/

Mark said...

If you're feeling bad for Simmons and want to watch a few oh his now canned show, I recommend the episodes with Vince Staples. He's quite amusing.

Danimal said...

Cool pics and info Shlara. What a great experience.

Mark said...

Porzingis is destroying the Bulls is every possible way offensively. 37 so far. I really hope the Knicks don't ruin him.

Mark said...

I also checked out Shlara's Instagram. I had to remind myself to look at the pictures thoroughly because I was also so interested in the background she gave. Thanks for sharing that.

Mark said...

27, not 37 for the Zinger.

Mark said...

Dwayne Wade can shoot threes now? How did this happen all of the sudden? Did he just never try to work on shooting threes before? I'm very curious about this.

Danimal said...

Shlara - maybe a dumb question but to they have pubs in Cuba?

Danimal said...

So the National Inquirer and The Donald are in cahoots with one another or so it seems, in the event you were trying to find a reason to give your vote to someone else.

I'm heading to the Navy Notre Dame game today. I have company tix and I bought a handful almost a year ago thinking nd would be a 1 loss team at this point. I can't give the extras away. Let me know if you have anyone in mind that would be last minute takers. Free of charge. 9 total. 3 of which are in a suite with all the fixins.

Marls said...

Danimal, a little advance notice would have helped. We could have have hopped a flight and covered our costs in chicken finger consumption. As it is, I'm on the Long Island Railroad headed to Penn Station. There are several high school aged girls making 69 jokes. ZMan was born 25 years too late.

Shlara said...

There are bars, pubs and "clubs/discos" in Cuba--they make rum there (Havana Club) and there were plenty of places to drink in Havana. The popular beer there is Cirstal, which people seem to like. Lots of mixed drinks with "vitamin R" (mojitoss, daiquiries cuba libres)


Whitney said...

Driving to Fairfax this AM to speak at a good friend's funeral. Feeling a bit glum.

Whitney said...

So somebody say something funny

T.J. said...

Tim Allen was supposedly offered 50 million dollars to film a 9th season of Home Improvement.
He turned it down.

Now that's funny.

zman said...

zson discovered Pokemon. God help me.

zman said...

And the Bucs are going to platoon Erict Rhett and James Wilder at RB

rob said...

gene wilder might be more effective

rob said...

we're all secretly excited about martha and snoop's new show, right?

Mark said...

Huge game for Florida in Fayetteville today. I'm feeling less than confident. For years, the random SEC West road game has been a stumbling block for even the best Gator teams.

This, I think, is a good team. Certainly not great. Defense has to carry the day, IMO, and the last time Florida faced a competent offense they got their doors blown off in the second half against Tennessee. A win would come close to locking up the SEC East for Florida. A loss makes 3 losses in November a distinct possibility. Like I said, huge.

Marls said...

Ummm....Mark, I believe it is now pronounced "yuuuuge"

Mark said...

My bad, Marls.

TR said...

Vanessa Del Rio's son Jack not doing so well for the Gators...

Squeaky said...

Whit, sorry to hear.

I've managed to lose a pair of sunglasses and my wedding ring before 4:30. If it wasn't so cold out I would have thought I was at OBFT. I'm not drinking and the wife is not impressed.

zman said...

The girl went Vanessa De Rio on me. All I've done today is buy food, eat, and shit.

Danimal said...

Dukes spiders gonna come down to the last drive.

Mark said...

Florida's offense is beyond pathetic. Luke Del Rio is terrible. How is everyone else's Saturday going!

rob said...

i spent mine cleaning my bedroom like a damn 10 year-old. it's going great!

Mark said...

Also, Florida's had about a dozen contributors hurt today. So, ya know, shit is even worse.

Wife and kids are gone for the night. Not sure I have enough whiskey.

Danimal said...

Well I bet against notre dame and got a nice day drunk on. Throw in a jmu win against richmond...not bad

rob said...

well done on that last part, danimal. always enjoy spidey getting squished. i'm sure you played well.

Danimal said...

football is down this year. There is only 1 team and no more. Everyone outside #4 sucks.

Danimal said...

Gundy has a mullet in the works.

Marls said...

The Gundy mullet is fantastic.

zman said...

My local butcher makes a lot of awesome cold cuts and sausages in house. Today I realized that they make kabonosy, which is essentially a Hungarian Slim Jim. It is exquisite with beer.

Mark said...

Mike Leach dropped 69 on RichRod today. Fratty. In related news, the Apple Cup is gonna bananas.

Mark said...

Wow. I'm jealous that Z has a butcher of that quality in close proximity.

zman said...

One of the benefits of living in the northeast is the abundance of ethnic food stores, like German butchers and Italian bakeries. The drawbacks include living in northeastern weather among northeasterners.

Danimal said...

We have Publix. Every few blocks or so.

Rosco (our dog) just bagged his first possum. Front yard kill. Will show ya a pic post grill.

Mark said...

I'm out on the Northeast (mostly because I can't handle cold weather) other than city living which isn't really feasible with kids. I'm also out on Florida unless I live walking distance to the beach. Publix rules.

Strong name for Danimal's dog.

Mark said...

Not a stellar audition for EdO tonight.

Mark said...

I'm not in love (yet) with Hurts as a passer but he is cool under duress. And smart\athletic as hell.

Mark said...

I shudder at the thought of Bama when he's a junior.

Mark said...

Ohio State is loaded and Urban seems to have figured out the Valium/Xanax levels required to
maintain a balance. Michigan-Ohio State has a real chance to become a more entertaining Bama-LSU.

Mark said...

My Jumbo Shrimps away hat came in the mail today. Seafood gangsta.

rob said...

dope. i'll tweet a pic of mine when it arrives.

rob said...

i got my minnesota fc united t-shirt last week. if you like your soccer with a loon logo on the side, it's for you.

http://www.mlsstore.com/Minnesota_United_FC_Men_T-Shirts

Mark said...

I have an Orlando City shirt. I've been to one game at Camping World Stadium (citrus bowl$ but plan on getting a ticket packagewhen the soccer specific stadium is ready on 2017.

Mark said...

Bama continues to dominate. I am developing a healthy hate for Rob as a sports fan. The upside is we get to see Lane Kiffin fail in spectacular fashion as a head coach in the next few years.

Mark said...

For the Rugby fans, Twitter tells me that Ireland beat the All Blacks. That's big time. Big. Time.

Mark said...

Did I say it right, Tim?

TR said...

Wait, wait, wait. Jerry Garcia played pedal steel on Teach Your Children Well by CSNY in '70 on their album Deja Vu?

If only Neil had hooked up Jerry and Rick James.

Been a long night.