Strange things happen in Florida...

Yes, yes, I know that I've already covered the fact that Florida is a strange and often times unsettling place but something has happened recently that defies science. A certain football player who I pegged as this year's Heisman trophy winner at the end of last season has recently been photgraphed looking nothing like the player who set foot on campus in Gainesville just three years ago.

My physique is very similar these days.

Recently, EDSBS ran a photo of Harvin looking similarly jacked, but that photo could've been misleading due to Harvin being in the middle of tossing a medicine ball in said picture. As for this photo, well, the only thing I can say about that is...Holy effing shit!

Harvin resembles Ben Johnson circa 1988 at this point. I think it's fair to say that if Harvin can return completely healthy from off-season heel surgery, then SEC defensive coordinators might want to look into taking up a sizable heroin habit lest they remain sleepless for the entirety of the fall semester. If you've forgotten, Harvin's has already shown a bit of ability in the open field prior to this year.



If you don't think I just watched that video three times and can barely contain myself with excitement over the feats of ridiculousness that Percy Harvin is capable of producing this fall, well, you don't know me very well.

By the way, College Football season is less than a month away.

(bangs head against desk out of shear excitement)