A hearty welcome to all my fellow citizens of Virginia's 10th Congressional District. Seems the Right Honorable Frank Wolf (or, more likely, the bot that's running his Open Congress website) saw fit to recognize my ode to my own feet from earlier this week.
I don't really see eye to eye with Rep. Wolf on many things (as he's much taller than I, and a pretty darn conservative Republican), but I think we can all agree that America needs more pictures of my feet. I'm off to Cape Cod tomorrow to give the people what they want.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
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The internet is a magical place.
she certainly is.
what kind of escherian mindfuckhole will it be if the open congress bot picks up this post in a day or two?
It's better than that crazy euro bot from yesterday. Unless of course that is Greg.
The crazy Euro-bot is not me.
Gheorghe...the place where we taunt robots.
Except Johnny 5...that cat was one cool customer.
and greg.
that delay in response had an unintended consequence.
i also would not taunt eve from wall-e. she's a bad motherfuckress.
ED-209 was another fucker I'd stay away from.
RU-486 is also underrated...
i haven't trusted robots since ash. i guess, technically, he was an android.
But what about Bishop? He didn't engender any confidence in androids?
In the first sentence of paragraph two of this post, I disagree with both of robert's characterization's of the distinguished gentleman from VA's 10th district. He's short and not all that conservative.
Golf clap for Dennis.
And regular clap for Denzel in Ricochet.
geoff, i just assumed he was taller than i am. which is still probably true. and while he's not rick santorum, the american conservative union gives him a lifetime score of 80, so he's somewhere between moderate and crazy jim inhofe. also, i claim poetic license.
and finally, in my defense, the robots from the future made me do it.
Which ones...the Borg, or the Cylons?
Inhofe can't hang with DeMint, Coburn, Jeb Hensarling and most of the Texans. But he's a swell guy and a great American.
tj, it was the t-1000.
if i wasn't so busy with the robots, i'd have blogged about this caleb campbell thing. fortunately, clay travis at deadspin has a solid take:
http://deadspin.com/5028480/caleb-campbell-the-armys-loss-is-the-detroit-lions-legal-gain
There is nothing, I mean nothing like a good robot/abortion joke.
Point/Counterpoint:
Life Begins at Conception vs. Life Begins at 40!
Life doesn't begin at conception. Wanna know why?
Because you can't kill a real human with by kicking somebody else in the stomach...
Yeah, take the "with" outta there...
Hey rob, not sure if you heard, but I guess the baseball clubs from Boston and New York meet this weekend.
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