Friday, December 17, 2010

The Twelve Days of Gheorghe-mas: Day Four

On the Fourth Day of Gheorghe-mas, Big Gheorghe gave to me . . .

Four Compliments For T.J.
Three French Hens
Two Dope-Ass Rhymes (and a whole mess of sub-par ones as well).
And A Doofus Dancing (Amidst a Really Long and Grumpy Analysis of the New Kanye West Album).

That's right, four-- count them-- four compliments for our Doofus Overlordwhen Chris Lingebach introduces him on his radio show "Down the Line." Go to 13:28 to hear it yourself, but Lingebach says the Teej:

1) Is phenomenal.
2) Knows his stuff.
3) Knows Everything.
4) Nails it.

Is this some weird parallel universe where T.J. is an actual Overlord and not merely our Doofus Overlord? Where people watch YouTube instead of television? Where no one eats seafood? I don't know, but it's quite a splendid Xmas present from Big Gheorghe.

Amidst the compliments, there are also some good plugs for the blog, but there is still the spelling problem (if you Google "George: The Blog" then this is what you get . . . but we've been over this problem before). I give Chris Lingeback props for doing his best to get across the spelling and web address to his audience, but can your average radio listener-- who is probably driving a car or painting a shed-- follow this explanation?Doubtful.

Anyway . . . Merry Gheorghe-mas Teej! You "pack a power punch." You are "tremendous." You may not get an introduction this kind until you "merge with the infinite." 

Someday, perhaps you will be as famous as me.

72 comments:

  1. I swear I did not pay Dave to write this. That being said, I will now be sending him a Harry and David sausage/cheese combo basket for the kind words.

    ReplyDelete
  2. TJ, nice lead in: The Karate Kid, himself.

    So does that make you a A or B-list guy coming after the C-list celebrity?

    ReplyDelete
  3. This is a tremendous Xmas present for the Teej, though I'm sure it doesn't compare to the gift given to him by Greg last night (ngs). I know what it was, and I'm pretty jealous.

    ReplyDelete
  4. That reminds me...I'll be on again at 10:05 tonight. I'm hoping Ian Ziering is my lead-in.

    ReplyDelete
  5. I don't have a photo yet of that gift, but it is indeed tremendous and a gift from the gods. It is in fact something I will enjoy all night long, all night, oh yeah...

    ReplyDelete
  6. everyone you meet
    is dancin in the street
    all night long
    i say
    everyone you meet
    is dancin in the street
    all night long

    ReplyDelete
  7. were you and ralph in the same green room together teej? what's he like? is he still dreamy? did he bed elizabeth shue? i had such love for her as a youth. LOVED HER!

    ReplyDelete
  8. i am not making this up-- listen to the podcast.

    for the g:tb fans who do not actually know and love the teej, there is no way you can understand the cognitive dissonance that this introduction creates in my mind.

    is there an alternate teej? or was his voice muffled because he was under lingebach's table performing fellatio? we'll never know.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Dave, that last part got me good.

    ReplyDelete
  10. And no, I have no idea why it sounded like I was calling in from Captain Nemo's sub.

    ReplyDelete
  11. i did listen to that...i had no idea i was a part of such greatness here at gtb. i may actually try and meet him now. but probably not.

    ReplyDelete
  12. I can't wait until my tribute. I'm guessing it will be on Day 12.

    ReplyDelete
  13. I'm shocked The Teej didn't tell Ralph that a friend/contributor at G:TB was the guy who yelled at him at the New Meadowlands in November.

    "Remember the guy who yelled 'You the man, Ralph' at you when you were walking in the end zone with your family? Yeah, he's a buddy of mine. No, he's not retarded."

    ReplyDelete
  14. Its telling that a tribute to TJ has already generated more comments that yesterday's tribute to French women. G:TB: Where girls make us clam up like a 7th grade boy.

    ReplyDelete
  15. Well...Maybe a little retarded.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Ralph Macchio saved Gheorghemas.

    ReplyDelete
  17. what was ralph schlepping? i was far more interested listening to the teej than ralphie boy.

    happy friday everyone.

    ReplyDelete
  18. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  19. I think Teej saved Gheorghemas from his fellatio submarine.

    ReplyDelete
  20. My review of TJ: Strong on content, but please call from a land line (do we still have those?) next time.

    ReplyDelete
  21. Ralph was guest starring on Psych on USA Network.

    The Teej's Yellow Fellatio Submarine is actually the hottest toy out there for Xmas 2010.

    ReplyDelete
  22. next ryder cup captains: jose marie ilostmyball and davis love...
    bet now, bet often, and bet large on the europeans
    thank you

    ReplyDelete
  23. Next Redskins QB: Rex Grossman. This Sunday.

    ReplyDelete
  24. TJ saved XXXMas by fellating the Karate Kid.

    ReplyDelete
  25. I'm just excited for Brett Favre coming to Washington next year. That's gonna be what gets us over the top.

    ReplyDelete
  26. jason lacanfora reporting via the twitter that the locker room is extremely pissed by the mcnabb benching. as always, this is little danny starfucker's fault.

    ReplyDelete
  27. That's awesome. I hope he's still on bench when they come here next week.

    ReplyDelete
  28. is fellating the karate kid pedophilia, or does it just LOOK like pedophilia . . .

    since ralph macchio is not actually underage, he just looks underage.

    ReplyDelete
  29. Xmas gift idea for Rob:

    http://tinyurl.com/28u333a

    ReplyDelete
  30. Why a goalpost on cover of basketball book?
    is whelliston the douche from a few weeks ago on the twitter machinen?

    ReplyDelete
  31. So if the Rex thing is true. Do I still start Cooley or pick up another TE. And do I start Torain over Woodhead because they got to run the ball more?

    ReplyDelete
  32. Start Cooley. He and the Sex Cannon are sure to have developed some chemistry this year.

    Actually, don't listen to this advice. I just wanted to drop a Sex Cannon reference. Though, if the Teej spots Rex out on the town hammered on Saturday night then you definitely want to start Cooley as Rex will have a big day. At least, that's how it worked when Rex got wrecked the night before games in Gainesville.

    ReplyDelete
  33. I would stay away from the Redskins fantasy wise--especially the RBs. Cooley is probably still a decent start. The Redskins traditionally can't run the ball against the Cowboys. Jay Ratliff dominates the Skins interior linemen.

    ReplyDelete
  34. Geoff prefers to focus his fantasies on PGA golfers.

    ReplyDelete
  35. Don't knock him for that, Zman. There are some spectacular tits on the PGA tour.

    ReplyDelete
  36. and for some nice units, head over to the lpga

    ReplyDelete
  37. case in point....

    http://tinyurl.com/36ye3kq

    ReplyDelete
  38. I fantasized just this morning about giving Kevin Stadler the ol' Kennebunkport Surprise.

    ReplyDelete
  39. I can hit a 254 yard drive into a headwind...though probably not after you cut my balls off.

    ReplyDelete
  40. Danimal, would love to see what your link is all about but that damn NYT wants me to register.

    ReplyDelete
  41. google: transgender lpga or transsexual lpga golfer....

    nytimes article should be in both searches...

    ReplyDelete
  42. She has a long driver even after reassignment surgery? Seems like her doctor wasn't too good.

    ReplyDelete
  43. and an extra stiff shaft? wtf?

    heshe is a little monkeywoman...

    ReplyDelete
  44. Personally, I love the McNabb benching. If you intend to keep him for next year, you're not subjecting him to additional wear and tear for marginal gain. If you want him to leave (more likely, and my own preference) piss him off by benching him.

    Weren't radio personalities giving Shanny the business this week about not giving other guys a chance to play and evaluate talent? I don't really think this is the reason for the benching, but Shanny wasn't winning this one any way he played it.

    ReplyDelete
  45. Um, thanks, Danimal. Wow. Lana is a looker.

    ReplyDelete
  46. Its nice to see some traffic on gtb today after a very quiet and unfulfilling week. I was about to ask for a refund on my initiation fee.

    ReplyDelete
  47. Three bowl games tomorrow donkeys...

    I'll be discussing them tonight on "Down the Line" with Chris Lingebach, on HD radio, which none of you get.

    ReplyDelete
  48. i think i may be able to engineer something using my handy dandy ham radio system...

    ReplyDelete
  49. Just to be clear, can we dial 703-218-5130 and ask you questions?

    If we can, expect a call from Chris Crafty tonight.

    ReplyDelete
  50. The number is (718) 498-1043. Ask for Janice.

    ReplyDelete
  51. Boy, am I glad McNabb is no longer playing for the Eagles.

    ReplyDelete
  52. I dared to ask...here's the answer:

    @BlueShorts1067: @gheorghetheblog hah, the number I gave on the air last week should be the right one. I'll post it on Twitter before I go on.

    ReplyDelete
  53. Holy fucking shit is that THE Sherminator? Purveyor of Geissler Liqours?

    ReplyDelete
  54. What state has the most athletes per square mile?

    ReplyDelete
  55. What was the special ingredient used to make spaghetti and meat balls in Destin, FL?

    ReplyDelete
  56. my guesses are:
    new hampshire and...percoset

    ReplyDelete
  57. Day 4 saved Gheorhe-mas, gave Ralph Macchio "release" AND got Joel Sherman to GTB.

    Greates. Day. Ever.

    And if you fuckers call in...well, that would just be absurd, so giddyup.

    ReplyDelete
  58. its beer thirty. see ya.
    and talk to ya later!
    but probably not.

    ReplyDelete
  59. Phuck yeah. Philly pride in the house!!!!! Philly. . . Eagles. . . Phlyers. . . Eddie from Gahana. Joel, you wanna play pitch tonight at my house in Cherry Hill?

    ReplyDelete
  60. Hour later than I expected, but othwerwise...perfecto.

    ReplyDelete
  61. Teej,
    What time should we expect you to make your appearance?

    ReplyDelete
  62. I'm waiting for Dante Riccabano to chime in. Best handicapper on the east coast.

    ReplyDelete
  63. Eastern Washington's field is the worst playing surface I have ever seen, or imagined. It may haunt my dreams.

    ReplyDelete