Emergency Absurd Filler

With news coming out of Fulton County, GA that the grand jury investigating That Fucking Guy's conduct in the wake of the 2020 election is voting on potential charges, we're poised for a couple of the stupidest days online in recent memory. Which is saying a whole fucking lot.

In preparation and to let you focus on things whimsical, here's a song to get your head straight.

Please feel free to add your favorite absurdities to this thread-starter.