G:TB Rhombus Contest

FBI Director Jim Comey (W&M Class of '82) issued a statement this morning about the Bureau's thorough investigation of Democratic Presidential nominee Hillary Clinton's actions as Secretary of State. As nearly every sentient American knows, the former Secretary of State allegedly mishandled classified email messages, using a personal server to route certain personal messages.

Director Comey minced no words in his characterization of Mrs. Clinton's carelessness, but he stopped short of labeling her actions criminal. He, in fact, said that no reasonable prosecutor would move forward with charges. All of which served as red meat to the respective partisans of the two major parties. Today's gonna be neat on the internet.

But perhaps lost in all the political kerfuffle was Comey's assertion that Clinton's email signature included a Jimmy Buffett quote. At least one of you is (or was) a fervent Buffett fan with an encyclopedic recall of the legendary performer's lyrics. And so we offer it up to you, G:TB fam: what was Secretary Clinton's email signature?

We're betting it wasn't this.