Play Ball!

Baseball returns to our loving arms tomorrow, with the Yankees' Carlos Rodon throwing out the first pitch of the season on American soil against the Brewers at 3:00. And while we won't follow it as closely as we once did (though the Mets' contingent here has significant reason for enthusiasm), we're still romantics at heart. Which is why we offer you this traditional season-opening sentiment:

Lotta ball left. Stay on target.

If you want a different sort of wholesome season-opening content, check out this video of Astros manager Joe Espada letting a rookie know he made it to the show.