This might be the laziest attempt at filler ever

And that my friends is saying a lot. But, we need a post for today, and not all of you have twitter, so below for your reading pleasure (non-twitterers) is my night at the Advance Auto Parts Monster Jam. I'm copying and pasting my own tweets because I am that uncool, so start from the bottom...

Yet another post for Dave to trump

I won free tickets to the work suite at Verizon Center tonight. I am going to see this:

THE ADVANCE AUTO PARTS MONSTER JAM

STARRING GRAVE DIGGER(!!!!!!!!!!!!!), IRONMAN, ILLUMINATOR, FULL BOAR, THRASH (isn't that a mouth disease?) and CRUSH STATION (or what Greg calls his room).

I am irrationally excited for this gathering of the unwashed masses.

This video of GRAVE DIGGER(!!!!!!!!!!) is aptly set to George Thurogood's "Bad to the Bone". I'm so fired up right now I want to be chugging Bud cans people throw to me a la Stone Cold Steve Austin.