The Epiphany has come and gone but the Gheorghesphere still turns its lonely eyes to Whit anxiously awaiting the final salvo of Gheorghemas 2023. While we all wait, big developments are still occurring out there in the world. In case you missed it, Kraft Heinz, the owner of the Oscar Mayer brand, has announced that they are seeking a new cohort of "hotdoggers" for the 2024-2025 Wienermobile season.
The job posting can be found here, but some highlights are as follows:
Being the face of a multi-billion-dollar brand, while acting as Oscar Mayer's trusted “boots on the ground" $36,500 as a base salary
$7,200 per year ($150 per week) food and personal travel allowance.
18 days paid time off and full health benefits
GETTING TO DRIVE A 27 FOOT LONG HOTDOG AROUND THE COUNTRY!!
Some may think that this sounds like the wurst job ever, but I think folks with the true gheorghie spirit would relish the chance.
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