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Thursday, February 05, 2026
Breaking News, Washington Post Edition
Wednesday, January 28, 2026
Breaking News, Part Next - Prose Poetry
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Saturday, March 01, 2025
Re-shaping The Discussion
I’m writing to let you know about a change coming to our opinion pages. We are going to be writing every day in support and defense of two pillars: personal liberties and free markets. We’ll cover other topics too of course, but viewpoints opposing those pillars will be left to be published by others. There was a time when a newspaper, especially one that was a local monopoly, might have seen it as a service to bring to the reader’s doorstep every morning a broad-based opinion section that sought to cover all views. Today, the internet does that job. I am of America and for America, and proud to be so. Our country did not get here by being typical. And a big part of America’s success has been freedom in the economic realm and everywhere else. Freedom is ethical — it minimizes coercion — and practical — it drives creativity, invention, and prosperity. I offered (Editorial Page Editor) David Shipley, whom I greatly admire, the opportunity to lead this new chapter. I suggested to him that if the answer wasn’t “hell yes,” then it had to be “no.” After careful consideration, David decided to step away. This is a significant shift, it won’t be easy, and it will require 100% commitment — I respect his decision. We’ll be searching for a new Opinion Editor to own this new direction. I’m confident that free markets and personal liberties are right for America. I also believe these viewpoints are underserved in the current market of ideas and news opinion. I’m excited for us together to fill that void.We live in a time when some have more liberty and are more free than others, the levels of which are often determined by money and race and class structure. In a society that’s increasingly gamed toward the wealthy and with a yawning income inequality gap, free markets ain’t exactly free for everybody. If an exercise of “personal liberty” offends or harms someone or some group, is that fair game or off limits for the Post editorial board? Do “free markets” include polluters and sweatshops where apparel seamstresses and shoemakers provide cheap goods without a squawk about hours and wages? How about corporate subsidies? Since when is free money part of free markets? Does Bezos, who’s made gazillions as Amazon honcho, want this new emphasis on personal liberties and free markets to champion everyone? Unclear, though his track record suggests not.
Wednesday, March 10, 2021
Gheorghetivism: Moving Mountains With Our Words
Days ago, ink was spilled here about Jeff Bezos' feeble charitable donations, in relation to both the size of his fortune and the generous donations made by his ex-wife MacKenzie Scott (who I sorta have a crush on, although that may be because she is a billionaire). It appears that the ripple here created a cyber-tsunami in Seattle that compelled Bezos to action.
Let's set the table first. Bezos deserves some plaudits for charitable giving. He created the Bezos Earth Fund with a $10 billion pledge in February 2020. He vowed that the organization would work to combat climate change. However, the organization did very little philanthropic work early on. After nine months in existence, the group made its first donation last November - $791 million in grants to 16 different organizations (The Nature Conservancy, World Wildlife Foundation, Environmental Defense Fund, etc). You know, pandas and shit.
This was a great start. But it is hard for the odds to get good press to be ever in his favor, even after this news. You see, Bezos has a net worth of $162 billion from his shares of Amazon alone. His total net worth is estimated at ~$200 billion. This is a preposterous amount of money. And yes - $10 billion is big - but it's about 5% of his worth. So donating 7.9% of that 5%, well, is not exactly denting his the checking account a his local credit union. (Editor's note: 7.9% of 5% is 0.4%)
So fast forward to early March. A bunch of devilishly clever and sly folks note on this very corner of the interwebs noted that Scott has been a passionate and committed philanthropist. Days later, news comes out that Bezos, the one super-duper rich guy who has not yet signed onto the Giving Pledge, vowed to spend the full $10 billion by 2030, implying a cool $1 billion/year spending cadence. Link is here if you want to read the story.
Note to Jeff - if you want to keep trying to buy good press with billions in charitable donations, go for it!!! We'll cyber-fellate you all day long if you use your knowledge of technology and logistics to battle climate change and wealth inequality. Go give Bill & Melinda Gates a run for their money.
When reached for comment, Bezos stated that Bezos Earth Fund was inspired by George Costanza's The Human Fund.








