Shame on Us For Not Doing This Yet

While I would love to further penetrate the "up Marls' Ass" topic, we need to acknowledge the fact that the Dems nutted up (metaphorically speaking) to stick it to Trump. So let's let Chuck D lay it down.

An offline editor's request

rob emailed me this morning and asked that we post the image below, directed at Congress (I would have to think he wants this specifically aimed at the House):

I took some creative liberties in WHAT type of middle finger image was chosen.

Don't Forget What Happened The Last Time The Government Shut Down

With a possible shutdown of the U.S. government looming, it is helpful to remember what happened the last time federal workers received a forced furlough. According to an FBI interview report:

- Unable to begin a new paying job, a 22 year-old female intern continued to work at the White House.

- Said intern's "personal relationship" with President Bill Clinton began on November 15, 1995, the day after the government shutdown began.

- On that Wednesday evening, the intern, seizing the moment, told Clinton she "had a crush on him." The 42nd President responded by accompanying the intern to a back study behind the Oval Office, where he kissed her.

- "Unclothed genital contact" would later occur, along with "kissing, hugging, touching and oral sex on the person of the President, but not intercourse."